13272 pts ยท August 6, 2013
Hello. Fat penguins? They break the ice. *laughs at his own joke*
Circumcising my son was the straw that made me lose my faith. Its a barbaric and unnecessary practice even with modern medicine.
At first you dont think 9/11 jokes are funny. Then the second one hits.
Not true.
Was watching her in that show just yesterday. She will be missed.
#45 as if my rebellious insomnia needs another excuse
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1MGVxbm50MHJ6ejUyYjIxczcwMjliN2xnOXVpMWd2azBreDh5Z2VkYSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/TFIrZ24YGFxmFfgOEE/200w.webp
nipples or nuts
Youre in luck, i have them. I mean they arent chipmunks, and there isnt three of them, and they arent musically gifted, but you dont sound like you have too high standards not to overlook a few missing qualifiers.
X>0
#48 POV: youre Norville "Shaggy" Roberts looking for your dog, a light snack, and capitalist monsters when....
Show the intelligence level of a tesla owner. Success!
#18 i am an object lesson for not leaning back in your chair. Once i did but lost balance, and ripped my kneecap off on the edge of the table. I can still hear it "Pop, pop, pop, POP... pop." Excruciating daily pain 15 years later and i have to wear a stabilizing brace. Parents, feel free to quote my stupidity.
There isnt a rest of, iykwim.
#1 Liz Vicious? Thats a wank I haven't pulled in long time.
She did step in front. You just didnt notice because she did a flourish while turning around, but she completely changed her position and stopped right in the scooter's path.
Slavery is only for capitalists, and its wrong.
Altruism of other turtles. They will always spend the extra energy to help flip one back over, because it WILL happen to them someday.
Any account that has to put its location country in their username is not from that country and is a bot farm.
Its while defense strategy is be extremely chewy and float away.
#25 pitty the full
Its use, as in usual
Ai slop
My mother pronounces all four syllables in quit. Kuh-wi-a-tuh.
Drain the swamp so you can put in a putrid bog.
They're the only ones dumb enough to still work for him.
#3
We cringe at bumper stickers with politicians names, a flag for one is the queerest thing you could possibly do.
You really dont need to display every "im a gay bottom for the government" flag that exists, ffs.
#38 ah yes, the sexy Mr Ceaser Autisticlyawkward. You wont enjoy the performance any more than his parents will.
Circumcising my son was the straw that made me lose my faith. Its a barbaric and unnecessary practice even with modern medicine.
At first you dont think 9/11 jokes are funny. Then the second one hits.
Not true.
Was watching her in that show just yesterday. She will be missed.
#45 as if my rebellious insomnia needs another excuse
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1MGVxbm50MHJ6ejUyYjIxczcwMjliN2xnOXVpMWd2azBreDh5Z2VkYSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/TFIrZ24YGFxmFfgOEE/200w.webp
nipples or nuts
Youre in luck, i have them. I mean they arent chipmunks, and there isnt three of them, and they arent musically gifted, but you dont sound like you have too high standards not to overlook a few missing qualifiers.
X>0
#48 POV: youre Norville "Shaggy" Roberts looking for your dog, a light snack, and capitalist monsters when....
Show the intelligence level of a tesla owner. Success!
#18 i am an object lesson for not leaning back in your chair. Once i did but lost balance, and ripped my kneecap off on the edge of the table. I can still hear it "Pop, pop, pop, POP... pop." Excruciating daily pain 15 years later and i have to wear a stabilizing brace. Parents, feel free to quote my stupidity.
There isnt a rest of, iykwim.
#1 Liz Vicious? Thats a wank I haven't pulled in long time.
She did step in front. You just didnt notice because she did a flourish while turning around, but she completely changed her position and stopped right in the scooter's path.
Slavery is only for capitalists, and its wrong.
Altruism of other turtles. They will always spend the extra energy to help flip one back over, because it WILL happen to them someday.
Any account that has to put its location country in their username is not from that country and is a bot farm.
Its while defense strategy is be extremely chewy and float away.
#25 pitty the full
Its use, as in usual
Ai slop
My mother pronounces all four syllables in quit. Kuh-wi-a-tuh.
Drain the swamp so you can put in a putrid bog.
They're the only ones dumb enough to still work for him.
#3
We cringe at bumper stickers with politicians names, a flag for one is the queerest thing you could possibly do.
You really dont need to display every "im a gay bottom for the government" flag that exists, ffs.
#38 ah yes, the sexy Mr Ceaser Autisticlyawkward. You wont enjoy the performance any more than his parents will.