avenlanzer

13272 pts ยท August 6, 2013


Hello. Fat penguins? They break the ice. *laughs at his own joke*

Circumcising my son was the straw that made me lose my faith. Its a barbaric and unnecessary practice even with modern medicine.

5 days ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

At first you dont think 9/11 jokes are funny. Then the second one hits.

5 days ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 0

Not true.

1 week ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Was watching her in that show just yesterday. She will be missed.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#45 as if my rebellious insomnia needs another excuse

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

nipples or nuts

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Youre in luck, i have them. I mean they arent chipmunks, and there isnt three of them, and they arent musically gifted, but you dont sound like you have too high standards not to overlook a few missing qualifiers.

2 weeks ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

X>0

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#48 POV: youre Norville "Shaggy" Roberts looking for your dog, a light snack, and capitalist monsters when....

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Show the intelligence level of a tesla owner. Success!

3 weeks ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

#18 i am an object lesson for not leaning back in your chair. Once i did but lost balance, and ripped my kneecap off on the edge of the table. I can still hear it "Pop, pop, pop, POP... pop." Excruciating daily pain 15 years later and i have to wear a stabilizing brace. Parents, feel free to quote my stupidity.

3 weeks ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

There isnt a rest of, iykwim.

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#1 Liz Vicious? Thats a wank I haven't pulled in long time.

3 weeks ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

She did step in front. You just didnt notice because she did a flourish while turning around, but she completely changed her position and stopped right in the scooter's path.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Slavery is only for capitalists, and its wrong.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 6

Altruism of other turtles. They will always spend the extra energy to help flip one back over, because it WILL happen to them someday.

1 month ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 0

Any account that has to put its location country in their username is not from that country and is a bot farm.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Its while defense strategy is be extremely chewy and float away.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#25 pitty the full

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Its use, as in usual

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ai slop

2 months ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

My mother pronounces all four syllables in quit. Kuh-wi-a-tuh.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Drain the swamp so you can put in a putrid bog.

2 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

They're the only ones dumb enough to still work for him.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#3

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

We cringe at bumper stickers with politicians names, a flag for one is the queerest thing you could possibly do.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You really dont need to display every "im a gay bottom for the government" flag that exists, ffs.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#38 ah yes, the sexy Mr Ceaser Autisticlyawkward. You wont enjoy the performance any more than his parents will.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0