Finger wine anyone?
17
23
1013
Trapped forever
21
4
1133
The Elite share an offering
13
10
1161
That uncle you last saw in 2009 and now, who only ever greets you with a smile.
30
12
1214
Surely there is a less creepy way to ask for skincare advice
10
4
673
For years after watching Braveheart, I thought this guy was Stephen Fry
23
3
1165
Paul Allen's card was the nicest though
20
19
1153
Me scanning through my work email in the morning.
21
0
789
The Internet was a mistake
258
107
12206
I think your tornado is glitched
391
39
16114
In the 1980s When every problem could be solved by ridiculous guns
35
12
1015
Not a phone in sight, just people living in the moment
27
7
1143
Accurate
428
46
18754
Bless these pups, crawling under dangerous invisible rubble to greet each other
875
44
24428
True Love
32
6
1072
Hot take
16
32
1052
So happy he was arrested wearing this bullshit
40
18
1165
If you can hear this picture it's time to get your blood pressure and cholesterol checked
50
23
1264
Good boy does a help
842
65
22648
When someone asks me directions in the town I've lived in my whole life
24
4
1080
Uh huh
50
78
1877
a powerful being who should be left alone
518
48
21430
When you mess around in The Sims
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13
1273
Very Good Attachment
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88
15612
Those sunfish just really never get a break
523
124
23519
Boss battle interrupted
484
32
17157
Many lightnings
22
7
821
"Stop looking at me like that my wife's right behind us!"
228
62
13226
Farting into the same cushion for 18 months
23
2
995
Looks like he overshot and went straight to post-apocalypse
417
114
25421
Unexpected
42
10
932
Strong girl, farm?
426
43
24408
Dad?
25
13
1086
The time of being a millionaire and it not meaning that much is probably within most of our lifetimes
42
32
1465
Me and the hottie I scored by allowing Slaanesh to devour my soul
5
1
592
Understood his audience
35
7
1233
That early time when covid was self publishing articles
393
67
17220
mitey friend
44
10
1245
You are in a 5 foot by 5 foot room, the lid comes off, you get 1000 dollars for every second you stay in the room, how much you walking out with?
256
178
18064
It's just a game
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106
14661
Me testing the time limit of how long before I need to get dressed after ordering pizza
32
17
1330
The relief was palpable
22
9
1508
Can't disagree
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27
13831
Look at bun
235
16
11966
Freeze your lit candles to save on matches so you don't need to light them again. Follow me for more fire hacks.
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11
1160
Plz pray for poor deformed doggo
488
32
15662
You couldn't pay me to live in this skyscraper after these "structural issues"
40
18
1447
Worth a shot
35
10
1358
Noctilucent Clouds
10
1
643
I hate dune the washing up
45
12
1334
"See him? He was looking at my boobs"
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15
1337
Jesus dude, better late than never doesn't apply to everything
16
61
2501
Stabilized footage of Big Foot, confirming that he is in fact my Dad with his bad back sneaking off to the bar before any of us notice.
24
12
1234
Oh no, the giant deformed cats are fighting again
326
19
15762
Get in loser, we're dating green alien sisters.
35
17
1128
Cocaine Cage on Terry Wogan
13
5
1191
It insists upon itself
16
18
1051
Twirlybois do a battle
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74
25041
Off you go Nathalie, put your boots on and stomach that war yourself, no one’s stopping you.
-4
14
916
Please keep that in the US only thanks.
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7
1478