amoeba15

49313 pts · December 4, 2011


Lover of memes, rescuer of kittens, petter of dogs, knitter of things.

Happy birthday!!

4 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So 2 out of 3 become immortal?! Sign me up

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

My comment was that they were already subject to the US at one point in their history…

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Which they already experienced before

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No, March is Women’s History Month in the US

4 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

No it was only 40 years ago…

7 months ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

It’s not a bot lol

7 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 4

You rock

7 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I-70 through Kansas is torture

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Mom says it’s my turn with the Nintendo.

8 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Wild guess but was that last job Publix?

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have pictures of my biological parents. I am the spitting image of my biological father, just with a vagina and tits.

8 months ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Don’t you do that to me

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’m an older millennial (1985). Most of us were bottle fed too. I wanted to breastfeed my daughter but she couldn’t have it and that was fine. She turned out great.

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fully vaxxed and bottle fed

8 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I saw some of that when pregnant 20 years ago and went “lol nooo”. Along with anti-vaxxers and people literally saying bottle feeding would make your child “low IQ”. I dare them to go say that to my 20 year old fully vaxxed daughter who is on her way to an MD-PhD program bext year.

8 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I used the floppy floppies as a kid. Was fun to wobble them.

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is definitely in the US. Right version of English being sung and one of the sweatshirts says “Louisville” so safe bet this is not just in the US but particularly located in Kentucky

8 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Live action 101 Dalmatians

8 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I’m the opposite. I can write on the cakes at work just fine but I can’t ice or decorate them lol

That’s why I’m a baker, not a decorator

8 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The raccoons are DEALING drugs

8 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I point to stuff like this to explain why I, an elder millennial, have a really fucking weird sense of humor compared to my Gen X (much much older) siblings and my surprise Gen Z baby brother

8 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Pretty much haha. But I met him in the context of my job in a retail environment and he was super polite and friendly and one of the best customers.

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He lives in my city and I’ve met him. He’s super nice.

8 months ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Robert Downey Jr

8 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

lmao

8 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

You may want to look up age of consent laws by state, unfortunately.

8 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

To answer your poll: I’m literally a baker for a living.

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dog was probably trying to defend his handler. It’s also possible she’s lying and the dog didn’t jump on her at all.

8 months ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

Kimberly Guilfoyle was never married to Don Jr. just engaged and since broken off

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