albester

9976 pts ยท August 12, 2018


9 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm bracing myself for when Elon sees this ...

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To be exact, 95 doesn't mean "has 95% iso-octane", but "when it comes to knocking, the mixture of substances in this fuel behaves like a mixture with 95% iso-octane". Europe bases the calculation on a cold engine running at idle with cold air coming in. US bases it on a warmed up engine running at some load with warmer air intake (which means more knocking which means the mixture acts like a mixture with less iso-octane).

4 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Different calculation method. US 89 is (approximately) the same as Euro 95.

4 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yeah, sushi places don't fuck around with their guacamole.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Historically accurate ancient Greek mythology" has far more unburdened gay sex than the people calling for "historically accurate ancient Greek mythology" would be comfortable with.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You know the Ancient Greeks invented orgies ... centuries later, the Ancient Romans copied the concept and discovered that you can have women there ...

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, there are adults who struggle to pronounce "purple burglar alarm" *waves in the general direction of Scotland*

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The Orange One makes Dubya look bright and Nixon nearly honourable. That is a remarkable feat.

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Can we tell them that Obama, Biden, Kamala Harris, Bernie Sanders amd Mamdani all breathe oxygen?

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When you think that now there are kids in school whose parents weren't born when Shrek came out ...

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You are being rescued. Please do not resist.

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 13

Yes, you are right, but I would also happily watch a slow motion video of the orange one tumbling down a flight of stairs.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

#2 Ooooh, the tripod looks great! What weight can it carry approximately?

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's a problem with most religions, especially monotheistic ones.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is a turtle a vegetable? Is mayonnaise an instrument? Fascinating times to live in ...

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Republicans became great by fighting N@zis ... what are they doing now?

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why did you pick your name from the Trumpstein files?

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Let's be honest: The orange one was very effective. Making the entire world support Belgium is quite the accomplishment (given that not even Belgians like Belgium).

3 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

More likely by a 3 year old AI bot.

3 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

My reaction? Go to polymarket and bet on her not being around for the midterms.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

3 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

one more lane will fix traffic

3 weeks ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

#2 I have been to London only twice as a tourist, but I can smell this picture.

4 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#10 Bird names are weird. I mean, hats off to whoever came up with "Yellow Warbler" and "Yellow-headed Blackbird". But can anybody explain to me what's so Superb about the Lyrebird while Bustard and Tinamou are only Great? And why are Chiffchaff, Nightingale, Loon and Eider only Common? And why do we pit the poor Least Sandpiper against superior birds? That's not a fair competition, we should at least have picked an Okayish Sandpiper.

4 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#2 The difference between women and men is that if a woman tells you to smell something, it usually smells nice.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Rejoice in the knowledge that hair is not lost -- it merely grows elsewhere. And that's why there is a "head & shoulders" shampoo.

1 month ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Well, one supreme judge per circuit (as it was in the beginning when there were nine circuits) and statehood for DC and Puerto Rico ... those are things that Biden should have done and didn't even try.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#10 We should not be proud of the fact that we landed on the moon before we put wheels on luggage.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sorry to spoil the fun, but approval rates are irrelevant. What counts is: "In Power --> 100%", "In Prison --> 0%". And that is not going to change anytime soon.

1 month ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3