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4148 pts · November 8, 2017


I will never forget the day he was in a south Africa school and some idiot tried to run and kick him only to bounce back like a rubber ball from a wall, and Arnold was already in his 70s.

7 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I do that to mine and he disowns me.

8 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have a husky/Alaskan mix and his day cycle is walk before dawn and after sunset, and spend the rest of the day as a carpet in the dark corners of the flat.

9 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There's this Spanish youtuber that dubs this kind of animal videos, and this one was such a funny argument, including the cat watching the neighbors having an affair and the owner telling it was none of their business

9 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I need context

3 days ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 2

"If i was in a room with you and Hitler, and had a fully charged gun, I'll give it to Hitler and tell him you're a gay communist gypsy jew."

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#16 the cat looking back, "you seen that?"

4 days ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I actually got my hip hurt when i was 13 doing that and ever since, every couple of month i will have two or the days were sitting its not feasible.

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have a coworker that starts all his gossip with "Allegedly"

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm not a coder, but the "Nothing works first try" is an universal law that applies to many things; IKEA furniture, installing a new light on the ceiling, any kind of repair...

1 week ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

As an uncultured man I am, what does that mean?

1 week ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

#13 As someone who has his butt slapped by granny's more than once while working, among other things, I wouldn't react to a granny asking that in a drive thru

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

#6 funnily enough, gold is a very soft metal, and theoretically it would be easier to break gold chains than steel ones.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Yeah, texture for me is a big part of food, and no matter how tasty it is, the pill texture would kill me.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You remind me of another joke:
"Honey, tell me something that makes me happy and sad, proud and ashamed."
"You're bigger than all your friends."

1 week ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

Personally the funniest way to call US I ever heard was: "Disparos Unidos" (United Shoots)

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Amazing cosplay and choice

1 week ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

It's been a while since I saw someone use gringoland. 🤣🤣

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

"I know them, that's why I don't trust them" Any good relationship.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

F*ck. I just came home from work were a worker got electrocuted by touching the wrong thing, and the first thing in my head seeing this was lightning on the ground and got scared.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

One (of many, many,) things I hate about AI. My current PC is 6 years old, and I want to give it some upgrades, but currently anything in the same price range that I paid originally, is half as good as what I already have.

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

From what I understood, he fell as well for the scam, and wanted to brake up with her. Thats what push her to kill him. So, not a liar, only an idiot to chose her, and to belive the scam.

2 weeks ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

She is an idiot, but I feel sorry for the partner, not only had he to live with someone like this, he got scammed and then poisoned...

2 weeks ago | Likes 142 Dislikes 1

The only time I ever mentioned was at high school and my reasoning was "if I was showing part of my underwear, I'll be embarrassed and want someone to tell me." I learned that wasn't the case and chose to remain silent no matter what I saw.

2 weeks ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 4

I love this movie and it's characters, but a small part of me curses how good it was, because they created the "badges space soldiers" that got copied in too many movies without a fraction of the originals' charisma.

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I heard the sound he made. Like having a mosquito the size of a 747.

2 weeks ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Honesty at its finest, that's hard to find these days.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

... I was making a joke about female armor in D&D but your explanation is even better. I just imagined Mandalorians wearing the helmet and a bikini or speedo so all the blasters go to the beskar

2 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

The second one offers more protection

2 weeks ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 5

I think the key word you used is "our" policy, you talk about "your" personal experience assuming every single art class in the whole world follows the same policies and do things the same way as you. You don't know if this is promotional, if this is from a documental, if this isn't even a class and instead is an event with professionals, if the model agreed to have the paintings recorded for social media, you don't even know the country this is from and what kind of laws they have.

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