Whipcrack

23291 pts ยท May 29, 2014


I need a bottle in front of me or a frontal lobotomy.

It's obviously hitler. You kids these days...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is insane. White woman are the best looking Race and I say this as a black man in a white mans body. So I should know.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 7

Whatever happened to real men? You should have handled that shit instead of just taking it like a bitch and then a looooong whine. pussies

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

May is ahort for Maybelline

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This man was evil. He killed millions of people and was a heavy drug user. Even his own people tried to kill him. Get a new hero ffs.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

And you had to tell the world! Real heroes are humble and don't brag. I call bullshit.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Seriously..America? Stop fucking complaining. It's like y'all bought a Pepsi and are surprised it's not a pizza. You know what you bought.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 27

That sounds reasonable..apparently

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Reminds me of my wife.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey! This sounds like...well.. like every other Indian song I've ever heard.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

It's bad when even the morons are against you.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Nerd

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

She would have went out with you anyway

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And her children are at home holding daddy asking"When is mommy coming home?" He hasn't the heart to tell them she is in a batter place now.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Stop being an ageist and a nameist. Just send the nudes already.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 47

As a Canadian cannot confirm.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your wife is obviously a whore.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I'd soak some butts in milk and dump it all over her stuff.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Oh wow, another trump for points post.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So... now we know what you masterbait to..happy now?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I'm 50 and I do too. I've been a gamer for 40 years ...I still remember my first time playing space wars...totally blew my mind.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A black girl told me it's impossible for black people to be racist..then she called me a cracker...huh.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 5

You can say nope all you want but every definition of the word I've read proves you wrong.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Never ever has goosing someone meant to stick a finger up their butt. It's always meant to pinch or grab a butt cheek.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

When you "goose" someone you pinch their bottom. Not a finger up the butt.

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 4

Close! It does have a trunk.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I swear this is a B Perry Mason script.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What in hell do they smell like other than virginity and loneliness that is...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1