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Mar 21, 2017 2:20 PM

Smashallsmurfs

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Who really has time to study?

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Too old

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☜(゚ヮ゚☜)

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Adorably angry

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All is bed

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Fun game

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And one asshole is giving bunny ears to the people in front of them

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What your support can mean to others

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Cat Tax - Toothless aint got time for yo shit

FP EDIT -  WHAT THE CRACKALACKIN CRAP ON A CRACKER!? I am glad everyone has enjoyed these, I have enjoyed reading ALL the comments and the discussions. Send me whatever, hell just send a hello and we'll talk nerd?

Soft, yet firm....lovely feeling dump!

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 2

I agree. Lost juuuuust enough time at work that I don't feel too bad about it.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

OAH HO HO HO HO HA HA HA

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Shark bait ooh ha ha

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"What kind of fedora wearing, Mountain Dew and Doritos slushie drinking, mlady stuttering, acne on their back..." I am dying over here!!!

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 3

That was my favorite comment.. which is why I included it!!!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

A room that is nothing but bed? You mean this?

9 years ago | Likes 254 Dislikes 1

I've been in one of those, and trust me, that ain't no bed.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Marshmallows?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

HELL FUCKING YEAH

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Isn't May short for Maybelline?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Maybe it is.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

There it is.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thanks Obama

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

As a 22 year old #8 is accurate

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

#61 because you can't transmit STIs by bleeding into your underwear. i mean ok pads n stuff shld be free but that's why condoms already are

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#27.. not sure they'd give chemo to a pregnant women, and that's why cancer pts lose their hair....

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm glad someone else noticed this.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#39 that's a dildo on the bed, right?

9 years ago | Likes 634 Dislikes 4

Spider dildo

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's black, so it's just some Venom leftovers.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

looks like a tv remote

9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

If you're brave enough...

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I thought you said dragon dildo, this says things about where i go in incognito...

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

It can't be unseen!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

or a remote, but I mean, if you're brave enough, and maybe wrap it first...

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Freshly pinched loaf.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Remote.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

It's a TV remote

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Tube of lotion? ...thats not much better, is it.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Plot twist, boyfriend has unnatural fear of spiders, was a dress in the bag, this chicks a hoot

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Quite a happy birthday.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

It's a cucumber. That's dinner. One cucumber.

9 years ago | Likes 108 Dislikes 1

But before that, it's a toy...

9 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

Well it has to marinate in something first.

9 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

Then it's a pickle

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

You say this but recently watched a kid at a restaurant order a whole cucumber and proceed to naw on it. The kid was happy.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

Can somebody make one of these already that says "that's a dildo"?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Living up to that username

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

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9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Damn, you got here first, +1.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#24

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#51 Ok with me.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Seconded

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#51 there is a very clear distinction between trans and instersex. I wouldn't lump the two groups together.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Wrong number

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I want to smack people who are 22 and claiming they "feel so old". Wait 'til you're in your 40's before starting that crap. :)

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I want to smack people in their 40's claiming they're old. Wait 'til you're in your 60's....what were we talking about again?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

At least in your 40's you can use the whole "mid-life crisis" excuse. :)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#47 that's a ball python. They're basically harmless.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yeah they're not venomous and are adorable.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Came here for this. There are two types of snake, venomous and constrictor. Thank you.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I thought my wife would really enjoy this post... but then I saw her face...

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Booo

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now I'm runnin' screaming.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#18 our, is nor pronounced the same way as are.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

*not

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

why is this downvoted... it's a correction to what I said...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thanks, was gonna say that I pronounce it more like hour.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There a stressed and an unstressed pronunciation. The same as the word "a", which usually is "uh" but sometimes it's "ay".

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Depends where you're from. I do if I'm being lazy.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#54 is technically wrong, Apollo 13 didn't blow up, an oxygen tank exploded after it left the atmosphere. The crew repaired it and came home

9 years ago | Likes 233 Dislikes 8

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9 years ago (deleted Mar 23, 2017 4:21 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Actually I am. You wouldn't know

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 2

You're absolutely correct. Now, if he had called it "Space Shuttle Columbia"...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Columbia didn't really explode - it just disintegrated. Challenger on the other hand ....well that was one unexpected fireworks show.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's the goal

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They said it exploded and then you said it exploded, am I missing something?

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3

Only part of it exploded, post implied whole thing did

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

So an orgasm after "reaching the atmosphere?" Then coming home.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They couldn't repair it, they had to use the lunar lander as a life raft which was even more impressive given it was only meant to carry 2.

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

they didn't repair the O2 tank, though, it was external. Article was about modding the command module CO2 scrubbers to fit the Lunar module

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No, the crew didn't repair it. They did a lot of things to get home, but fixing the CSM's oxygen tank isn't one of them.

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

They manually piloted the Lunar Lander. They rigged a diy replacement for a CO2 scrubber from the CSM to put in the LM. They did math.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Fuck yeah! Science! Math!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But they didn't repair the oxygen tank.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

So what you're saying is it will be awkward, dangerous but in the end totally worth it?

9 years ago | Likes 114 Dislikes 1

It's considered "a successful failure" because everyone survived but they failed their mission of making it to the moon

9 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 0

So in our little metaphor, we wouldn't get to the actual 'goal', but it would still be exciting at first and some 'cleanup'-work required?

9 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 1

Basically he finishes, she doesn't.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Always embarrassing when the rocket goes off prematurely

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Love how you are still maintaining this relatable

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

It just gets better and better. Also, everyone will remember the event, with mixed feelings probably.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#52 I'm sorry but I don't see anybody claiming a "Rhode Island only" or a "red head only" toilet

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

That would be segregation which is a no-no around my parts.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We should implement those as a social experiment.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#2 Jesse McCartney - Beautiful Soul.

9 years ago | Likes 217 Dislikes 2

Fr i was like "...it's just a song chill"

9 years ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 1

THANK YOU.

9 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

First album I ever bought with my own money. I was an interesting kid.

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 4

Me too

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

When the cringe is all in the attempted burn...And you're not sure if OP knew that.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I still can't remove the image of the devil singing that song. Cause of all this wanting her "beautiful soul" thing.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

And now I can't remove the image of the devil as a neckbeard, with a fedora precariously balanced on his horns.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I loved this song when I was a kid. I was convinced I was gonna marry him one day.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wouldn't be tumblr if they weren't a bunch of legbeards obsessed with roasting neckbeards, even if there aren't any actual neckbeards...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

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9 years ago (deleted Mar 22, 2017 1:32 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Nah people like you are just super judgemental

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's judgemental to call someone judgemental you blubbery hippo of the crypt

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago (deleted Mar 22, 2017 1:33 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

You're digging too deep. It could be by a guy after his breakup with a girl he really liked or any situation. It's just a post.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

NEVER STOP DIGGING YOU SHALLOW PUDDLE OF A SAD!!!! Get some cream for that hurt anus

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ps....*whisper*long live the king

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

People have nothing better to do but dig deeper so they can judge as you can clearly see from the comment on the post.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not everyone can afford a machete to cut through deeper past your neckbeard though. Be realistic or less butthurt you scrublord

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ps....*whisper* Tumblr is dumb

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May is ahort for Maybelline

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Maybe it is.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Maybe it is.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Random sample for this dump: #14 #21 #28 #33 #37 #38 #45 #48 #56 #62

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 6

#61 shut the fuck up women benefit from free condoms too

9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 10

Women can choose not to have sex, therefore we shouldn't make birth control pills free. Weird how that argument can be turned around.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Exactly

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I think you missed the point.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 15

The point of free condoms is it saves more than it costs- kids are expensive, so contraception has a high ROI. I think food, health, and 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

shelter would be worth making part of a strong social safety net, including basic hygiene products, but that's a tall order w/ current gov

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

No I got it. I agree that women should have access to those things but don't give me that "men don't need to have sex"

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 4

Those who need sex can masturbate without a condom. Folks with uteruses can't just chose not to have their period. C'mon, man.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 5

Masturbation isn't the same as sex, and it doesn't just benefit males to have access to condoms

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Condoms are free in most clinics because it's cheap, effective, user friendly access to contraceptive product. No other form of

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

But those are two separate arguments

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Because preventing life threatening diseases is the governments business while stopping vaginal bleeding isnt

9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 9

Oh you, talking sense.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

HIV can kill ya, temporary lack of a cloth dildo (Purposefully misrepresenting by the way) really won't kill anyone.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 11

But do you really want strange people's blood seeping through their clothes and getting left on chairs all over the place... huh?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Hiv can be spread through bodily fluids though

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Oh you, talking sense.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Wouldn't this be 'Black is The New Orange'?

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No

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Her face is so crooked. I can't unsee it.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yes

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That's what I thought too! We are one of mind.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

How about; " young hot orange is the new played out, beat up black".

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Tumblr logic?

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Found the tumblr user

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What did it say?

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9 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 0

What he say

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Uh it's because she went from Orange to black not black to orange you dumb shiycunt

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 12

Username checks out

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wow so mean

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Look at the namr

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

What did it say?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yeh except I didn't say cunt or anything mean. :p

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Then why the downvotefest?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"it was obviously a reference ye cunt to fucking orange is the new black" not the exact wording but yeah that was basically it

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Thank you

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#16 It's called Argumental lasted 2 seasons on Dave .

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That 1% of the population thing is probably the stupidest thing I've seen so far this week. To be fair it is only Wednesday.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Are you disagreeing on any of those four things not constituting 1% of the population?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well I mean that's only one of the incredibly stupid things in that post, but yes I am disagreeing on that point.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Australia = 0.3% (too low), Redheads = 1-2% (not too far off but likely too high), Rhode Island = 0% (not even remotely close)...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

>$500k/yr looks way too low on a tiny bit of research, and pacific islanders I would need a bit more clarification to work it out

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#18 do y'all not pronounce "our" like "hour", or is it "are" for you?

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

According to Merriam Webster, both are correct

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Depends on how fast I'm saying it. It definitely sounds like "are" if I'm in a hurry.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, it's 'you' for you.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Pronouncing it like "are" is mispronouncing it. Unfortunately, English is too hard for native speakers, so most people pronounce it that way

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Best I can tell for me, it depends on how the word preceding our ends. If I'm emphasizing our, I always pronounce it like hour.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#8 you're 22 and have friends in high school?

9 years ago | Likes 117 Dislikes 16

tumblr.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

please read properly, it's a Finnish high school.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Apparenrly everyone else thinks this isn't weird FootDance. I scrolled down to question this.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Or it's a sibling which inspired the grandma joke?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You clearly don't play video games.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

I get you

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All that really takes is being a senior when they're a freshman.

9 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 1

Unless you started a year late or failed a year that would make you 21, not 22.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Depends on when your birthday is.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If the older person was as young as possible and the younger person was as old as possible it would round out to 4 years older, but the...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shit, I just realized I got those ages swapped, so reverse that. The way I said it would make it 20, not 22. The average is 21 though.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My friend's brother is a sophomore and we're good friends

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I'm 42 and some of my best friends are in high school. Granted, we've been friends since I started buying them booze when they were 14.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 18

Username checks out.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do you let them come over and party at your place too?

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I'm 20 and have friends in middle school because Internet.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Are their parents aware of this? Lol

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm 24 and got 14yo friends, as well as 50+ year olds. Age doesn't define friendship

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm 22, my best two friends are both nearing 50....

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Friends of younger siblings usually.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

but then they'd be used to hanging out with someone that age...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm 27 and have friends in high school. social crews run deep. also a really good friend whose 45

9 years ago | Likes 87 Dislikes 5

Your life seems cool

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Hey me too, except my friends are all 27 cause all = 1 and I'm 27 and I have no friends.

9 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

This will be me next month

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Happy early bday

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My fiance and I were both freshman when we met. I was in highschool, she was in college.

9 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 2

Dude. That is fucked up.

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 11

Not necessarily. I actually could of been graduating highschool in that year. Was too lazy though so I stuck with my age group.

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 4

Where I am, that would have been a 14 year old dating an 18 year old

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Could have.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Most people who are together are about 5 years apart anyway. Legally you have to be within 4 or less, and we were.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Legally? 16+ is fair game in Canada

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I matured early so no one knew, thinking I was past 22. Now when a 15 year old is with a 35 year old, thats concerning. Which I've seen.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

where are these free condoms?

9 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 4

Women are very picky about what tampons they use. Probably the reason why they aren't free

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

And not to mention sanitary items are taxed as a luxury.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Right? I know girls that get them free from planned parenthood places, but those predominantly help girls. Guys don't usually get free ones.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Uh...do you even know about the secret patriarchy meetings, shitlord? Educate yourself about how men get literally everything free! /s

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

In Brazil it practically rains condoms. During Carnival, you shouldn't be surprised to find someone giving out condoms in your living room.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You would think that anyone giving away free condoms would be giving them to whomever needs them and not just men.

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

Planned Parenthood, College Student Unions... any place that wants to prevent the young people that hang around from having more babies.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

In England, family planning clinics tend to give them out. I think it's only to the under 25's though.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Some colleges here (in Wales) have the scheme that you can use your student ID to get free condoms in many places.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My thoughts exactly. It's not like you go to the store and you trigger the gate and a sea of condoms fall on you

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Don't you even have your patriarchy membership card on you at the store? They give everything to you free if you do.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I think you need to be 18+ to be eligible for the card, dang it!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Planned Parenthood?

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sexual health clinic

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 3

Wouldn't be tumblr if they didn't need a mostly false generalization and a false equivalence to make a point sound sane.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That is what I'm saying, last time I got free condoms I was in high school

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

There's always a big bowl of them @ the local sex health clinic/planned parenthood. And they'll give you a paper bag full after a screening.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Tampons and pads aren't free because the manufacturers are 100% guaranteed to make money as long as women exist.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

There's free condoms in a big jar at my local Pride Center.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Lots of places, actually. They're shitty condoms of course which I always thought kinda defeated the purpose. Not that I'm arguing against--

9 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 2

The ones at our clinic are lifestyles brand. Not necessarily "shitty."

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

All I know is every free condom I've ever used broke during initial penetration and cockblocked me, lol. Haven't had any other issues with -

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

-other condoms

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

--the logic, but teenagers having babies are scarier to me than teenagers bleeding through their pants. Not, of course, that it should be --

9 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 1

--one or the other.

9 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

WHAT WE REALLY NEED IS AN EXTENDED COMMENT FEATURE FUCK

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I didn't really like that one either. Apples and oranges. Would I like free tampons? Yeah. But I'd rather have free condoms.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Also a man might use 1 condom a week or 1 in his life, whereas if a woman uses 1 pad/tampon she's going to need several a month every month.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

You know what they call guys who use free condoms???

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's a funny one lol

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Dad.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I once saw a sign complaining about men get free razors. Like, dude, seriously, why did no one tell me we get free razors?

9 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 2

Men's razors aren't taxed like women's razors are, maybe it's that?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

...Then buy men's razors. There's a very simple solution to this issue.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

When I turned 18, Gillette sent me a free fusion proglide. That was it.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

You live in the UK? There's an extra tax on female products there, and there was a protest a while ago, maybe it was that.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3

There isn't an extra tax. You just pay VAT like everything else.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

It's not "extra."

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0