To whoever decided that we should work 5 days a week
When I'm your moms nutritionist and I'm trying to stop her fat ass from getting to the kitchen
Praise Fat Jesus
Nikka I'm huuuungray
I made this
Brazil this olympics
Brazil looking at their medal count like
When you're dressed nice for the night but the uber is taking forever
Goodnight imgur
September is right around the corner
My Ferrari Phone
When you offer your friend a bite and they eat half of it
Camera guys in rap videos be like
She's a keeper
When you're drunk and you pick up a hard 4 out of 10 from the bar
Me when I try to cook
Aaaaand it's gone
When the acid trip goes south
So you wanna get married
Trump every week
"Ugh do we have to watch the olympics?"
HQ Photoshop. Get on my level Cera guy.
I totally bought a new car today guys. Totally mine.
When you play soccer for the first time
Use incense; servers go down for a half hour
Just some fig newtons
When I'm wearing camo
When Kirby eats the nerdy white kid that's always picked on at school
RHM
That's my fetish
First Name Greatest, Last Name Ever
When you give your pet a small piece of bacon
Trophy wives be like
It's Friday
My thoughts on my way to my friends wedding today
When a bunch of chicks are fighting over you
One ring to rule them all
At the drive through like, when you serve breakfast?
When I'm white and try telling a black lives matter activist we are equals
When I'm on the bus and someone asks me if the seat next to me is taken
I found the guy who hacked into the DNC emails
Brexit
When I try to call my friends after a rave
Proctologists be like
When I log into imgur at night
The U.K. be like: fuck the EU
Merry Half Christmas from user sub
Bish wait til I get outta dis cage
I said biiiiiiiiiiiitch
She told us that if she ever gets paralyzed to pull the plug, this is the best we could do
To everyone taking finals
One of the most under rated games