When I'm your moms nutritionist and I'm trying to stop her fat ass from getting to the kitchen

Aug 23, 2016 8:55 PM

funny

Why isn't he urinating in this scene?

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When the title is worth two upvotes

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I'm so glad he saved Ryan's privates.

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noobs in heroes and generals do this, they also throw stanard grenades at tanks thinking itll do somthing.

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Damn American nutritionists making fun of their clients. Try something useful with your time at work rather than wasting yur edu schmuchk.

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Suck it trebek

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He isn't' even shooting the Godamn gun.

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If I ever kill a nutritionist, it will be with a half cup of cottage cheese and a few sticks of celery.

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I hope you don't shoot in your mothers mouth as Hanks does.

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This made me laugh good and hard

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Seriously, this is fucking brilliant.

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Do you think Tom Hanks was peeing when he filmed this?

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FYI- There are no qualifications for calling yourself a nutritionist. Dietitian is a legally protected title and requires training and(1/2)

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Shut up Meg

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certification. If someone calls themselves a nutritionist just ignore them. (2/2)

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With that title the more I watch this the funnier it gets.

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"No. Stop. Don't."

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Doesn't even look like he's trying.

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He's actually giving all he's got left.

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I've seen the movie, i meant in the context of the post.

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Since I haven't seen whatever this is, what is this

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This is a gif. All the kids are watching them.

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Sausage party

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Finding private Ryan

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Saving Private Ryan..... SAVING!!!!!!

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Losing private Brian

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Where's Private Ryan

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Leave Ryan's privates out of this

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