TeddyDaBear

17784 pts ยท September 19, 2012


This is how Ba'al died.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oregon has beaver.

1 month ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 0

Shotguns are better.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Some of those that work forces.

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#1 Should do a cosplay as The Baroness from G.I. Joe.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The kind with a CPAP.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yards/Meters. Should not be anywhere within 100 yards (or meters) of a weapon.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This was, literally no joke, the first pinup poster I had in my room as a kid. I was 12 when I got it.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You misspelled "postbot". "This isn't the OP, it's a postbot". You can tell by not chaniging the singular possessive in the title.

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I really hope those numbers are in KPH. Either way is stupid as fuck, but 200KPH (124MPH) would be better than 200MPH (321KPH).

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They are getting less educated. Requirements dropped with "No Child Left Behind" to make sure kids could proceed with their age group and it kept getting revised repeatedly downward so they basically have to try to get an F otherwise the school boards just push through so they don't lose funding.

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

It is if you are a product of "No Child Left Behind".

3 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Maybe, but the bigger issue is him being a giant piece of excrement and not his spelling.

7 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

TBF, Goode is the most common spelling for using Good as a last name (it comes from Middle English) and Renee's spelling is actually an outlier.

7 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

Also consult your local laws regarding open and concealed carry. OR for example only allows LOADED open carry if you have a CCL. Otherwise unloaded only and easier for less hassle if it uses a clip.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why is no one playing an Oompa Loompa song everytime he walks around?

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

MRI is not only for brain scans. But Turnip would also first have to have a brain in order to scan it.

9 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Not the end I was expecting that to come from.

9 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I think you have that backwards. Cognitive dissonance is only possible if your IQ is (at or) *LOWER* than room temperature.

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

More than a little. City o Portland OR has about 350k but metro area has about 1.5m but somehow we are still in the 500k+ color.

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The only winning move is not to play.

9 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Clearly that is Savage Garden

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You would too if you knew you had slept with President Von Shitzenpants.

10 months ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

Kim got Thicc - and I am SO down for that!!

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Are you sure he didn't get one too and the scar is just better hidden?

10 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

They already have a Cuban Mario. Are you sure Diddy Kong isn't Brazilian?

10 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Is anyone REALLY surprised that Michelle Johnson has a Grindr profile?

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1