sholiPiPrince
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Oct 12, 2025 10:15 PM
sholiPiPrince
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FancyFeastAdvocate
I don't see anything wrong with a boy catching a salamander. Pretty cool honestly.
I think RFK Jr is so completely unable to differentiate media in the modern world and somehow was given a position of power. He's like all of our parents if they sat on tick tock all day
ConsummateConundrum
mygodhasabiggerdick
He coulda been our American Steve Irwin. Instead he got born into that fucking family which, honestly, probably fucked him up more than anything else did.
GreenMnM
They culled the strong, independent, and worthwhile Kennedys who could have made major changes for great strides in humanity, and kept the one they could manipulate, drug, and run his life. They were hoping for a commanding presence of a Kennedys with the backbone of a jellyfish in private. Instead they got a mix of a sidewalk hash slinger and a creepy old man at a strip club on a Tuesday at 10am.
Shaodyn
And now we're basically getting rid of the CDC entirely because "GeRmS aReN't ReAl, WaKe Up ShEePlE!"
samwyze
If only his crazy stopped at threatening cops with falcons. That guy seemed cool.
Shaodyn
The US is basically going to be completely quarantined by the rest of the world. "You stay there in your plague pit of a country, we don't want your filthy diseases."
FortifiedWhine
Makes you think "The worlds biggest leper colony" line in V for Vendetta was somewhat prophetic.
duktayp
He ended up cutting that salamanders head off and taking it home
ThoseRulesArentReal
I really don’t know what is satire anymore.
SleepyHollowAppleTree
Probably ate it raw.
rukeman
In a sewage water bouillabaisse.
harmons95sh5772
I'll ask the tough question that we're all wondering about. Is that when he got his brain worm?
BiggRanger
The wrong Kennedy got a lobotomy.
darthnerdus6236
... are we sure that's not part of the problem?
thedarkcanuck
It's never too late to try again
TeddyDaBear
Are you sure he didn't get one too and the scar is just better hidden?
firlefranz
DongleDingler
JFK's younger sister Rosemary was actually given a lobotomy at 23 for "becoming increasingly irritable and difficult." Her father had it arranged without the mother knowing, and the procedure was a complete failure that left Rosemary unable to speak or walk correctly and she was secretly institutionalized for two decades before the family secret was out of the bag in 1961. She had developmental delays, possibly bc during labor the Spanish Flu delayed the Dr and mom kept her legs closed for 2hrs
DongleDingler
Rosemary Kennedy - Wikipedia https://share.google/YvobIH0hLo9KJUr8t
Telemapus
I suspect that RFK Jr was just fine until he saw his uncle get shot and then his daddy get shot and then they forced him to read a eulogy in front of a TV audience of millions and bear up his daddy's pall... and then they sent him to Harvard with a huge personal allowance on account of the Kennedys being rich, and he turned into a drug dealer.
rshini
I wouldn't be surprised if that's why he ended up becoming obsessed with death and road kill.
Ristari
Behind the Bastards did a couple episodes on him. It's uh, its way worse than you think
ExaDeuce
How fucked do you gotta be to get more than one episode of behind the bastards
VodkaReindeer
"The transaction Anderson describes: $40 for a line of cocaine, he sampled via plastic straw, then later returned the straw because RFK Jr. reportedly wanted it back. "
Telemapus
It was his good straw.
WabiSab
Thank you for sharing those reflections. I only know their story in the broad strokes, but my heart sure.. I look at that kid and just think "I don't understand him" and if I was a kid for sure would want to. Cool jacket! It's tough being a tough guy. I'm not a tough guy, can't imagine. Not a movie. Who knows. Nachos for sure, right? We mostly all like nachos!
jonalexassblast
I.... Bondulance?
ArchaeoEejit
Wtf are you on about?
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ArchaeoEejit
Schizo cunt.
MadnerKami
In the end, it comes down to nachos.
WabiSab
Sorry about earlier.