589 pts ยท August 27, 2012
Downvote me, I'm almost positive.
You know cameras come on phones now, right? And judging by the quality of the picture, this was taken with his phone.
Are you just correcting my capital s, or am I missing the joke?
You're trying to hook up with a 14y/o girl? Why don't you have a seat.
"Hah, I'll make her boobs huge! They'll think it's hilarious!" "Looks good to me." "I like it." "Boobs help you raid tombs."
Copying jokes from Tumblr doesn't mean they're applicable in every situation. Hipsters DON'T wear Obey.
This would look SO much better if it was in sepia.
Fucking THANK YOU! Did nobody else pay attention in school when we learned about dinosaurs?!
He would have his phone turned the other way if so.
You'll understand once you grow up. Enjoy high school.
He's waiting for someone? Texting them to say where he is or getting a text that they're running late? We don't even know where "there" is.
Only giant boobs can do that. Let's be honest - nobody likes Kat Dennings for her acting.
I had this! Most annoying alarm ever, though. The combination of how annoying it was with the GIANT snooze button meant I overslept a lot.
Yuuuuup. Ctrl+F'ed to make sure someone else said it first. Love the pics/pens, though.
I have no clue why you were downvoted. The pamphlet discusses salvation, which they don't believe a lesbian couple will achieve.
No... that's not an accurate analogy. SOME (a VERY small percentage) of people may need it. Pretty sure insulin is mandatory for diabetics.
What? It absolutely does. Exercise WILL make you feel better, and combined with eating right you WILL lose weight. How can you argue w/that?
It's shit like this why I've spent 7 years (on and off) on 4chan. Imgurians that bash 4chan have NO FUCKING CLUE what they're talking about.
You just butchered that meme, but this is imgur so nobody cares.
...you know you can back in, right? or parallel park if the pump available is in the middle? Or just pull up from the other side? Holy fuck.
~-$$ (=^.^=) $$ ][D ][ ][V][ ][D $$ (=^.^=) $$-~
+1 for giving credit where credit is due.
I was wondering if it was her.
Numbers 23:22 - "God brought them out of Egypt; he hath as it were the strength of an unicorn."
The bible makes more sense: Rev 12:3 "and behold a great red dragon, having seven heads and ten horns, and seven crowns upon his heads."
You're absolutely right, but among most ignorant Americans that hate muslims their sectarianism leads to racism.
I was confused about who might've said that. It's a good thing you added the "your brother" bit at the end.
The "for lease" sign post-cocks is extra lulzy.
His woman? Oh imgur... even when your intentions are good, your artificiality leaks out and ruins it.
Back in my day, we had Mr. Yuk stickers.
*deformed
You know cameras come on phones now, right? And judging by the quality of the picture, this was taken with his phone.
Are you just correcting my capital s, or am I missing the joke?
You're trying to hook up with a 14y/o girl? Why don't you have a seat.
"Hah, I'll make her boobs huge! They'll think it's hilarious!" "Looks good to me." "I like it." "Boobs help you raid tombs."
Copying jokes from Tumblr doesn't mean they're applicable in every situation. Hipsters DON'T wear Obey.
This would look SO much better if it was in sepia.
Fucking THANK YOU! Did nobody else pay attention in school when we learned about dinosaurs?!
He would have his phone turned the other way if so.
You'll understand once you grow up. Enjoy high school.
He's waiting for someone? Texting them to say where he is or getting a text that they're running late? We don't even know where "there" is.
Only giant boobs can do that. Let's be honest - nobody likes Kat Dennings for her acting.
I had this! Most annoying alarm ever, though. The combination of how annoying it was with the GIANT snooze button meant I overslept a lot.
Yuuuuup. Ctrl+F'ed to make sure someone else said it first. Love the pics/pens, though.
I have no clue why you were downvoted. The pamphlet discusses salvation, which they don't believe a lesbian couple will achieve.
No... that's not an accurate analogy. SOME (a VERY small percentage) of people may need it. Pretty sure insulin is mandatory for diabetics.
What? It absolutely does. Exercise WILL make you feel better, and combined with eating right you WILL lose weight. How can you argue w/that?
It's shit like this why I've spent 7 years (on and off) on 4chan. Imgurians that bash 4chan have NO FUCKING CLUE what they're talking about.
You just butchered that meme, but this is imgur so nobody cares.
...you know you can back in, right? or parallel park if the pump available is in the middle? Or just pull up from the other side? Holy fuck.
~-$$ (=^.^=) $$ ][D ][ ][V][ ][D $$ (=^.^=) $$-~
+1 for giving credit where credit is due.
I was wondering if it was her.
Numbers 23:22 - "God brought them out of Egypt; he hath as it were the strength of an unicorn."
The bible makes more sense: Rev 12:3 "and behold a great red dragon, having seven heads and ten horns, and seven crowns upon his heads."
You're absolutely right, but among most ignorant Americans that hate muslims their sectarianism leads to racism.
I was confused about who might've said that. It's a good thing you added the "your brother" bit at the end.
The "for lease" sign post-cocks is extra lulzy.
His woman? Oh imgur... even when your intentions are good, your artificiality leaks out and ruins it.
Back in my day, we had Mr. Yuk stickers.
*deformed