SlickWithaLimerick

53637 pts · March 1, 2022


It's always funny how opponents of evolution often look like victims of evolution.

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21 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

And companies that sell you them can go out of business. The whole system is just to fuck the consumer.

21 hours ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I'm sure she would be planning a big resort there with her name in gold.... oh wait, that's YOUR douchebag.

21 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The water will cool and congeal the grease, coating the pipes a little every time this happens. The cumulative effect is having to snake your main sewer line. For me it was during a 115° heat wave.

1 day ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Whole new level of guard dog

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Microsoft doesn't charge a fee to play online. They have a game pass that lets you access a rotating library of games but if you own a game you can play it online with no fees. Microsoft has other reasons for being shitty but Sony is by far the worst of the three.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

The only thing trashier than AI are the talentless mouthbreathers like you who don't have the ability to generate an original thought and will therefore never fall victim to it's theft.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Keep your cats inside or you are complicit in their untimely death.

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I am cursed. My friends didn't want to believe me at first. But now they know not to ask me to go to the theatre. If I'm in the audience there will always be a douchebag there as well to ruin the movie. I gave up on theaters before covid. The curse hasn't followed me to live theatre, fortunately it's just cinema.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If I made a copy of your car, did I steal your car? Or is it still in your mom's driveway?

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

My brother was the lead mechanic for a fleet of company vehicles. Owner gets his kid a job there as a "mechanic", kid tries to stop squeaky brakes by spraying them with some lubricant. Obviously this causes an accident. Fuckin nepotism is a helluva drug.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bold hairstyle with that weird head shape. If his ears were any lower he'd hear with his neck.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Her face was in frame the whole time. What you focused on is her chest. I imagine most women have no interest or repect for you either.

2 weeks ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

"I asked AI and it said it wasn't AI" are you a clueless boomer or just a dumbass?

2 weeks ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Gotta agree with the cynical take. Clearly niether of those kids had wings... so who drank the redbull?

2 weeks ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I mean, trqnsportation is a whole different animal at this scale but in most ways I agree.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

What a privileged viewpoint. It'a obvious that you don't know anybody who served in the military or the circumstances that led them.to that decision. Sorry neckbeard, not everybody can reddit from.mom's basement.

2 weeks ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 6

Only in lindsey's wet dreams. Trump has a thing for kids, not effeminate southern closet boys.

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Closet boy might enjoy that.

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3 weeks ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

And then maga took the pillowcase off and poked eyeholes into it.

3 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I have hitchhikers thumb and it was always a struggle to hold a pen right. Now as an adult I never use the stupid tripod.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oklahoma is not OK.

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Japan kinda started that one. And not just with the US. The japanese did shit to the people they conquered that made the nazis uncomfoetable.

4 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The diaper makes it seem more rotund. It's probably just two saggy flat pillows and a crusty canyon.

4 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#11 CedarTruck

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