SkamanSam

34026 pts ยท June 16, 2015


Linux, cooking, and ska. (Long Live The Oxford Comma!)

We used to do acid and watch marathons of shit like this. Funny as hell.

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My old boss was a psychiatrist who was in a team of doctors who were trying to get this established. They were formed in 2005 and most of their efforts were focused on training the police to see mental illnesses instead of just drug addicts and homeless people.

3 days ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

When i was trying to rent in baltimore, I saw a lot of these. Usually, the owners were on a long vacation. The scammers always refused to show the houses until i gave them the down payment. I reported all of them on the apps and to the police. I went to a party at one of them and got the dl on the effects of the scam. They got the vacay info from Facebook and listed the houses then. Be careful what you post and who can see it.

3 days ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Fun fact: I got shot down the street from where this skit takes place! (If you've ever been to High Point, you understand why everywhere in town is "just down the street.")

3 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I thought so. That is EXACTLY what it tastes like.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

20 years here. I think he just sucks as a partner.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My cousins met him and knew him a bit.they said he was really nice.

2 weeks ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 3

Thats what I mean

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Same here. Exactly the same. I was 4.im ok with breaking most laws, I just dont have a problem being around lawbreakers, EXCEPT thieves. I do not steal and will not condone it. (However, I do understand certain circumstances necessitate it and im ok with those.) By amazing coincidences, everything i have ever NEEDED has been miraculously given to me in some way, even when I was homeless.

2 weeks ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

You should listen to the first track of the album "Don't Crush That Dwarf, Hand Me The Pliers," by Firesign Theatre. It is amazing. (The ppl who started mst3k were in fireside theatre.)

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I (very white male) dated this really dark skinned woman (her parents were jamaican) and when we would walk around town, she would get called a race traitor. We ignored it but one day she just quietly said "hold on," walked over to the dude talking shit and very calmly explained something to him. After that, that group of men never said anything. There were others, but not as annoying as this group.

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah. It started a bit weird but it got better.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Someone in my neighborhood has 2 Bengals she lets wander around the neighborhood. Dogs are allowed to do so but not cats. They used to come over to my house and just sit outside the door window where my cats could see them. I know my cats hated it so much.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lol. This was my first thought - quick! Pet the dog before she turns around!

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

God kills a kitten every time you masturbate.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#17 my wife threw a bottle with note into lake Michigan and some fisherman found it 15 years later in the belly of a big fish (a sturgeon I think).

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nah. Potty Tang

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My dad got his degree there in the early 70s. He had old merch that said the same things.

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Lol. I just posted that exact sentiment.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I did this once while I was getting chemo and the lady opened the door and just stared at me (on the toilet) for what seemed like an eternity. I think I broke her. Either that, or she was trying to figure what I was doing while I was emptying my ostomy appliance. (I locked the door, but apparently its one of those never-really-locked-for-safety kinda locks.)

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My source is a personal one. A friend at the time was a member of the magicians guild or whatever and he told me about it. I was talking to him about amazing Jonathan and wondering where he'd been for so long. He did not seem happy to hear Jonathan's name.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Im grateful he got his shit together. He was banned from performing for at least a decade because the magician oligarchs (i forget what their name is, but Penn Jilette is the current head) found out he was killing birds in his act. Im glad he redeemed himself before he passed.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I recently had to use pads to stop a leaky wound on my ass. They gave me a drain (a tube so an abcess could drain) into my pelvis and it somehow opened a giant hole around the drain. The pads worked surprisingly well, much better than the bandages I was using.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#24 this is really fucking funny to me cuz i worked at a place that did this. Push ups, situps, planks, all sorts of stuff

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was reminiscing with a new friend yesterday and it dawned on me that I did a lot of shady shit and the girls I did it with just went along. My favorite first date place was this big, old cemetery. It was easy to climb over the brick fence and it was the darkest place in town so you could see all the stars. I thought it was romantic, but looking back.... "what the fuck were they thinking?!"

2 months ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 1

Hey @op, I just wamt to say, I can smell these pictures. Ive spent abt 6 months there over the last 20 years and paraguay definitely has its own, unmistakable smell. It is a pretty cool little country though. If you're there again, go to the train museum.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Some dude just showed a crazy exploit that would allow an attacker to gain control of a fleet of robodogs. You could take his exploit to build a tool that would immediately disable any robodogs within the vicinity.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#5 I think it literally is. There is mention of other gods in the bible

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah. This administration doesn't give a fuck. They will continue on and disregard any POWs. We will most likely kill them.

3 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Which is exactly why I was not surprised by any of this, except in so much that it didn't happen sooner.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0