Uppity Negress cracks me up

Jun 10, 2026 5:50 PM

ButtersTheCat

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That uppity negress is one of the well-spoken ones, I guess

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What are the ninjas doing now

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Are you not allowed to curse in Threads?

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Nowhere. Ad money dictates every discourse, didn't you hear?

2 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Fuck that noise.

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Been Saving This One....

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wanna take bets on downvote(s) coming from people who took one look at the caption, clutched their pearls, and didn't bother actually checking the username in the pic?

2 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 29

To clarify, when I saw this posted it was at 0. Now it's at 25, but for the life of me I couldn't figure out why someone would downvote this. Tl;dr seems as likely a reason for blind downvoting as anything else.

2 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 9

I downvoted because 1. it is stupid, and 2. fuck facebook

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

It tells you what it's from on the image.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How did this guy know i'm a ninja?

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Maybe it's that I'm not totally awake yet, but aren't they (ultimately) on the same page? i.e. slut shaming is idiotic?

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Mostly, but Manny is saying the ladies have gone into hiding cause of male BS, and Uppity says no, they're not hiding, they just stopped putting up with the BS and stopped putting out. And to that I say hell yeah!

2 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

This shit is cool and goes WAY back to 411 BC. Lysistrata, by Aristophanes. Women have basically all the power when they stick together. (DON'T) fuck us guys if we can't behave.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That is golden.

The big lips in the pic make it specialer.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can someone translate? I have no idea what was said here.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Guys kept slut shaming women until they stopped going out and about, and are now complaining they aren’t getting any pussy. woman confirmed “nah we still go out, we just aren’t sleeping with assholes who demean us”

2 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Thanks for your help !

"To be loved, gotta be lovable".

RESPECT WOMEN ! It should be normal, anywhere, anytime !

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'd love to date girls, but girls don't seem to like me. So I've kinda given up.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

the whorax!

2 months ago | Likes 135 Dislikes 0

I laughed and snorted when I read that. The barista gave me a look.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

That was fucking brilliant!

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"I am the whorax! I speak for the hoes. I speak for the hoes, busy are their tongues. And I'm asking you Sirs at the top of my lungs," they were clearly upset as they shouted and huffed, "what good do you gain by shaming a slut?"

2 months ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Holy sh. This is social literary gold.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

lol, nice.

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Just change your name to the understater

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't think Disney will pick this one up

2 months ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think you underestimate what Disney will do these days. At the least they would put it on Hulu.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm on her page right now. Thumbs up!

2 months ago | Likes 67 Dislikes 2

She's had a few great tweets on imgur recently

2 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

This feels like an episode of black dynamite

2 months ago | Likes 163 Dislikes 3

v

2 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Black Dynamite is just going to have to die for his pride!

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Nah. Potty Tang

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

it was mostly the last line that made me think black dynamite

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Im sure you meant something else

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I said what I meant and I meant what I said. "Whorax" sounds like a children's book you'd find on a shelf at Black Dynamite's Whorephanage.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It would fit pretty well https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Dynamite_(TV_series)

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Were there episodes besides the movie?

2 months ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Sweet jumpin' Jesus, you need to watch the animated series.

2 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

There was an animated series after the movie. As far as I know, the actors from the movie voiced their same characters in the show, and a few deaths were retconned.

2 months ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Huh! Did not know. Thank you!

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The series starts pretty good, but it gets less funny and just more flat-out offensive as it goes on, kinda like that final season of The Boondocks.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

bullhorn had better be alive

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Both main deaths were retconned. All the same voices for the main characters. It was a short but good run. Over the top in the way cartoons tend to be, but paired with an over the top parody/homage film.

2 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

It'd been a while since I'd seen it. I knew the two main character deaths were retconned, couldnt remember about side characters though. Clearly I'm due for a rewatch

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Same, but just because I love the movie and enjoyed the show.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2 months ago | Likes 100 Dislikes 1

*Sigh* nope. All that would achieve is eliminate the societies where women have the *most* rights and make way for the societies where they have less rights to expand.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

*Or* it would free up the time of the women most passionate about women's rights from the burden of child rearing. This could mean being active in the community like educating large amounts of children, which would have a higher net gain than just breeding.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The comment I was replying to very explicitly said the result would be to "end civilization".

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gooood. The lower the population, the more they have to pay workers cuz there's fewer of them to fill positions. Capitalists fucking haaaate that. It's why billionaires like ol pusky are constantly bitching we need to increase population. Cheap labor. Make them pay.

2 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Do eeeeeet. I'm so sick of this shit and I'm a man.

2 months ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 1

This is what the christian nationalists are scared of, women with autonomy

2 months ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 1

It’s called the 4b movement (or the four nos) if you’re interested in looking it up as perhaps one of the largest and most successful modern feminist movements. People are speaking with their bodies and the powers that be are panicking over it

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's also insanely expensive to put a child through school there due to the almost mandatory private tutoring system they have. like, $250k expensive, per child. So, many couples only have one.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

y'all that's a real nice idea but if women actually did that men would start puttin' them in people farms within a year. you know they're crazy enough for it.

2 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 4

They can try. I'll raise an army. Brute force isn't going to work anymore. Weaponry has evened the playing field.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

The thing is, a LOT of men support this, too. Not all of us are misogynist assholes who desire to use women as a bandmaid who wash our shitty boxers. Some of us are actually grown adults.

2 months ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 1

Thank you for existing.

2 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

There’s dozens of us!

2 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

"collectively decide." Yeah unfortunately men would just rape if they thought or cared about society ending. Hell they'd do it long before that was a concern . They'd probably legalize it too.

2 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 4

They're doing all of that right now in the US unfortunately. Rapists have far more rights in the US than a woman that miscarriages. Hell, North Carolina is currently trying to push a bill that would give a rapist full legal authority to murder a woman if she threatens to abort. It's fucking atrocious

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A few would. Most wouldnt. Most wouldnt mind killing rapists tho.

2 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Try it. Dare them...men believe women won't harm them. They're also vastly underestimating how angry women are.

2 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Yeah, it's funny that when divorce became more common the death rate of men dropped a bunch. Almost like there was some correlation. Don't fuck with the people that make or handle your food.

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Lmaooo thats a cool stat if its true

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's true. The rate of mens death attributed to unknown causes dramatically dropped after no fault divorce. You should hear some of the stories from women in nursing homes.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Aqua tofana and cast iron "for reasons ". Men are so arrogant they think we won't harm them. Take away my rights and I've got nothing to lose.

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0