ShimmerinStrider

866764 pts · November 9, 2017


Hello. I know boobs.

*Starfleet gets up and walks out*

39 minutes ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She gave him a boner. :V

2 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yup!

3 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

One...One!.....Two....Two!.....Three.....Three!.....Four.....Four!.......five.....FIVE!

18 hours ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Great question. Reinstate Roe Vs Wade. As for the flock cameras.....oof. Not sure.

18 hours ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

This shit needs to be placed in check.

19 hours ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

19 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

BOO-bies!

20 hours ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 0

*Blinks* Ai-ight

21 hours ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 1

It can be both!

21 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I worship the great tits of the universe. The afterlife is a no stop universe of nothing but the best tits, undulating for all eternity.

21 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To be serious for a moment. It was a different time for the sport as well. Shots rarely left the ice, standup goaltending was the norm because of that, stick technology wasn't anywhere as sophisticated, results in much slower shots and on and on and on. You still gotta be a crazy bastard to play goalie. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

21 hours ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Well when a 6oz frozen rubber puck is traveling at highway speeds, unless you're a lunatic, like us, you get out of the way.

22 hours ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

1 day ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Bri is sooooo hot

1 day ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

ARROWED!

1 day ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Fuck it! It's Thursday!

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It gets rid of pain, inflammation and has a heavy sedative effect.
And it appears to be quite fast acting as well. Holy shit.

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

So, what is it?

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

♫The bigger, the better, the tighter the sweater, the boys are depending on us!♫

1 day ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Ab-so-lute-ly!

1 day ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Talk about taking up the ass on the back end.

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

HAH! Now I want to see a G.I.Toe doll.

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Tink-Alt-Bell

2 days ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

Lotta horny stuff in that gif

2 days ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 1

We need a cleric for after care!

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would like to take her out to a somewhat upscale establishment, have a lovely dinner and just listen to her talk about bones.

2 days ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 3

The synchronized "Soooraa" gets me everytime

2 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Well at least you didn't finish at the sound of her voice.

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hmmm, bourgmont, sandalwood and just a hint of ass.

2 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0