ShimmerinStrider

866394 pts · November 9, 2017


Hello. I know boobs.

Oh fuck! You're gonna get me a frosty!

Points 310
Comments 56
Views 15846

*Blinks* She's my fucking age! Well, hips don't fucking lie!

Points 257
Comments 51
Views 19515

Poltergeist

Points 34
Comments 11
Views 964

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO, BUNDY!

Points -2
Comments 11
Views 535

BUT I'M STILL HERE!

Points 25
Comments 5
Views 1533

On this Valentine's day night I want to remind ya'll....  I want to drive the Zamboni!

Points 12
Comments 4
Views 926

This is important, this means something.

Points 24
Comments 2
Views 960

31 years old. What a Transition this country has gone through. BTW Geena Davis is hot.

Points 22
Comments 7
Views 898

C'mon, C'MON! Gimme that award!

Points 9
Comments 5
Views 430

Bronze Dragons are the best

Points 21
Comments 0
Views 980

Me swinging into imgur for the award

Points 4
Comments 1
Views 414

If you've never watched Stargate SG-1 then you are a....

Points 39
Comments 11
Views 950

I love world sized Anime Tiddys....I'm sure this a repost, of world sized anime tiddys

Points 4
Comments 2
Views 613

Ehhhh get everybody and the stuff together.....

Points -7
Comments 0
Views 462

Please, My daughter, I won't be around....

Points 23
Comments 1
Views 473

MAH HAIR!

Points 13
Comments 3
Views 638

You are allowed to rest......

Points 88
Comments 16
Views 1740

Kate Beckinsale =D

Points 72
Comments 16
Views 1287

Found it on Twitter.  Scream in pain when you get it.

Points 23
Comments 15
Views 852

May the 4th keep this filth from your eyes.

Points 13
Comments 1
Views 427

Greetings Starfighter!

Points 36
Comments 7
Views 1369

Merry Christmas! From Nasa

Points 15
Comments 0
Views 387

Fun/Terrible movie to watch in the 90's

Points 17
Comments 7
Views 380

New York City

Points 5
Comments 5
Views 507

Saint?

Points 81
Comments 28
Views 2442

Will Muney

Points 7
Comments 4
Views 412

Just a shoutout to this absolute fucking legend of a man.

Points 2359
Comments 76
Views 126976

Happy 29th!

Points 4
Comments 6
Views 639

Shouldn't the one end be corkscrew shaped?

Points 6
Comments 3
Views 305

Bat Baby

Points 32
Comments 1
Views 901

Gloriously Nice!

Points -2
Comments 6
Views 572

Well then.  There is this.

Points 1
Comments 0
Views 320

If you don't understand this reference, THEY DOCK YAH!

Points 3
Comments 2
Views 323

Just a cute picture

Points 79
Comments 16
Views 3075

The more shit changes, the more shit stays the same.  Fucking statistics.

Points 0
Comments 0
Views 628

He was always a perfect gentlemen to a much younger, female sidekick. Prove me wrong.

Points 9
Comments 7
Views 612

I wanna drive this

Points 17
Comments 0
Views 2236

Ellie

Points 4
Comments 3
Views 650

Oo-Rah

Points 34
Comments 7
Views 808

Road to Nowhere

Points 7
Comments 2
Views 502

Yum Yum Yum!

Points 10
Comments 6
Views 1158

Lord she was lovey dovey.......

Points 10
Comments 6
Views 631

New photo of Jupiter from Nasa  

Points 18
Comments 3
Views 493

Oh fuck yah!  Sensation me baby!

Points 5
Comments 1
Views 478

Have you ever felt like you're on this show, but like, it real life?

Points 51
Comments 12
Views 3974

Happy Pride Month!

Points 9
Comments 11
Views 620

“Hello, I’m Tom Hanks. The US government has lost its credibility, so it’s borrowing some of mine.”

Points 40
Comments 1
Views 1115

Watch this!

Points -3
Comments 0
Views 338

GET TO IT!

Points 13
Comments 7
Views 597

My First Crush

Points 32
Comments 12
Views 734

I was eight.

Points 19
Comments 8
Views 770

Did your mother fuck a Snowman?

Points 11
Comments 5
Views 644

I was glade to see Wesley Snipes at the Golden Globes tonight.

Points 6
Comments 5
Views 527

Trying for some silly trophy?

Points 8
Comments 3
Views 410

For almost 30 years this man has been trying to put right, that which is going wrong. We haven't heard shit about it.

Points 99
Comments 20
Views 2905

After receiving my trophy.

Points 3
Comments 0
Views 243

Today's the day!

Points 16
Comments 5
Views 721

Elsa. Give me your other hand, honey.  I can't hold you!

Points 5
Comments 3
Views 373

Seth Rogen (39) looks at least 15 years older than Paul Rudd (50) In superbowl

Points 12
Comments 10
Views 1231
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