SharkLove

16498 pts ยท July 6, 2014


Sharks. Nature's loving machines. Truly the most caring individuals in the sea, they love to give hugs to their little fishy friends. Lacking arms to do the job, they're forced to hug with their mouths. Sadly, nature has cursed them with jaws full of sharp teeth that tear their friends to small bits. This cruel twist of fate is why the oceans are so salty. It's all the shark tears. If you can get a screencap of this to the front page, then I will reply to it telling you congrats, and if you live near me (20 miles or less) and are of legal age, I will buy you a beer at a bar of my choice. If you don't, I'll drink my beer and yours.

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Hey, I went over that bridge on foot!

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Girl out here looking like a really good source of exp, gonna grind her 'til she faints.

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The paper on the HF's website goes into the negative effects of high-intensity exercise on fertility as part of their attack on women's sports as well as making statements about how they believe women don't care about competition or winning and should just work on yoga instead.

Fuck the Heritage Foundation in their faces with a big ol' Gock.

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Ed Hocul8. Bigger guns than some of the linemen.

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#6 Wow... A young Nathan Fillion. He's.... hot.

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Creators. There's 4 of them that do the comic together.

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Where's "At a furry convention"?

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#2 I was leaning on the hood of my car when a random that was walking with his wife start yelling at me for... something. No idea what. I had headphones on. I saw him getting pulled by his wife so I took one ear off and said, "What?" He said something nasty and his wife yanked his hand, telling him to leave me alone so I shrugged and jogged off in the other direction.

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Swords. It's swords, right? Girls want swords?

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If I'd been AFAB or even started transitioning 20 years earlier I'd probably be a lot more butch but I'm still in the moderately high femme stage at this point

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Ginger. I would definitely prefer to be Ginger so I could sleep with MaryAnne.

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#1

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#9 thanks. I absolutely fucking hate it. That story got wedged in my head for MONTHS.

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I get REALLY horny, then emotional, the highly irritated with people over the course of about a week. And I feel bloated too. Not so much with the cramping THANK GODDESS.

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This'll be great tonight but my ass is gonna be hurtin' tomorrow!

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Me and that dog have something in common....


We both love ass.

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I have been informed by my wife that her tits are too big to be the arm folding one, that's my job. I would be more upset by this but she showed them to me to prove it.

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I'm the hands on hips, my partner is the crossed arms.

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Pac Man.

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LSIA

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Do you like boobs at all, or do you just prefer small ones?

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