SevTai

3196 pts · May 24, 2016


Since flock secretly reactivated cameras in at least one city after being told to shut them off pending an investigation? I completely expect residents to find new flock cameras in a couple of months that the city doesn't know about.

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wouldn't, not even with someone else's body.

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

♪Was it MungoJerrie or Rumpelteazer?♪

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't forget, at least one of his sycophants (I only remember greene) actually called it "marshal law" when demanding Biden be "stopped."

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not alot of men can carry off a decorative vegetable. ;)

8 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Ol' beebs claims that the guy that stopped the shooter is Jewish instead of being Muslim, because he can't have it being any other way.

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

That cat's probably scented a troll out to steal the kid's breath and is keeping watch. I wonder if they named it General.

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ah, the type of person you look at and think "Whatever's wrong, I can fix them", and then you realize "No, I shouldn't bother."

9 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

I've heard speculation (no confirmation yet though) that it's likely that her ex did it to her so he gets full custody of their kid.

9 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

And are definitely angled to the right

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Agreed, looks like the front wheels are locked up to me.

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Send in Thunderbird 2 with the Low-Frequency Fire Suppression System.

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Probably read the story of the "Backwards B" and thought "I can do that, and do it right!"

9 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I half expected Roz from Monsters Inc.

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh, they're throwing a trumpertantrum right now screaming "RIP NYC! YOU FORGOT 911! I'M MOVING TO FLORIDA!" Everyone else is like "Bye."

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Of course his lobes would be lopsided.

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He'll still find something to gripe about, call it "shoddy" and refuse to pay them...as always.

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What about that "Arc de trump" that he wants to build as well? Can we call that his PedoGate™?

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If I'm blasting a song while out on a trail, it's gonna be "HELP" by the Beatles...likely after I've fallen down the hill.

10 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I always liked the soundtrack to that.

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Probably?

10 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

AFAIK he's never tried to declare himself the "King of Christmas" and end up losing a trademark battle over it.

10 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

#7 I would say that there is an example of a (in the words of Sydney Scoville) "Portlandia level hipster dipshit", but that's just me.

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Galloping Gertie, the one that made itself into a sine wave and
then exploded.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0