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xo66nt
#2 is the 90s.
jayman0123
#34 I hate all people the same
I wish I was drunk or high
Show me that butthole
ImAghast
#1 Yes. They are dog treats. But sadly, they are also high in corn syrup and sodium. Which makes them unhealthy.
dragoonwraith
#27 I would gladly take the title if it meant the current holder dies.
B2SteakSauce
#39 I just can’t afford to listen to classical music; I’m also Baroque.
Lampmonster
#4 Why must we think in extremes? There are so many healthy and tasty snacks between potato chips and the battery acid tasting fruit of lies.
HOLAKOOO
Like kale?
DonkeyGoat
#4 Make sure it doesn't interfere with your medication
Whatdoyousaytoanicecupoftea
#7 croquet, Ta mère la pute
draconicus
#30 OG Tupperware. These are still great pitchers. You can store them sideways!
ManOfEvil93
#7 they are Potato gems you Uncultured American Swine
AyatollahBahloni
#2 Taco Bell remembers
modus0
#11 As a kid, I thought that was way too much water. And then one day I checked the cups we had, only to find out we typically drank out of 16 oz. cups, not 8 oz. ones.
ToenailClippingsJar
#23
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Deshalope
#1 a chocolate muffin isn't a healthy snack‽ Sound the alarms!
RavenBlue
It only looks chocolate. I've been fooled by chocolate looking muffins before.
Idontneedrealfacts
#2 that is the 1990s
Smartbutnotreally
#1 Ken M is a true legend
NoThankYouImGoodGoAway
#30 I covet my grandma’s Tupperware more than her fine China
RalphH
#40
Airos
#40 Witnessed
holyfool521
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1ejF3aDd3Z24yMTBoMG4zdDhxODZxcDhnOXMxOG40bmc4dzJvbXBpbSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/fDzM81OYrNjJC/200w.webp
omgzwtfs
TJManyon
#9 This always give me all the feels.
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
Just wait another year and it will no longer be readable. It's already full of JPEG artifacts. I used to track down the original threads, save them as PNG screenshots, and post them for future reposting use, but people always kept on reposting the increasingly shitty JPEG. If you give people a choice, more than half the time they'll pick the shittier option. See VHS, trump, or the American mainstream diet.
WoodfolkFae
As long as there are high quality versions still on the internet it will survive.
MGMadness
Are... Are you equating image fidelity with moral fortitude? If this is a copypasta in sorry I missed it, but if not, holy shit. This has been making the rounds for years. Years. Can't stress enough, years.
Xenarion
#1 Good ol' Ken M.
SuperfluousMeh
#1 ken m strikes again 😂
ZoBrightlance
YES. ANOTHER KEN M. FOR THE PILE!
sms001
#5 Cavity Sam. Now imagine him in the Toy Story universe.
rotinaj
He is made to have those parts put in and taken out. He might even like it. He might like it a lot.
sms001
Thank you; I'll sleep better.
KirbyUOR
Came down here to say this! That has always haunted me.
WeirdoIIC
#10 At this point, a pizza party would actually boost my morale quite a bit. I'm not sure what that says about me.
Turkleturts
I mean it's not going to solve anything, but having that and a shitty job is better than just having a shitty job
disposabledom
#1 Ah, the simpler days of Ken M
RavenBlue
Didn't even notice this was a Ken M meme. Good catch.
HOLAKOOO
Literally peak internet
OverwhelmingSurplusOfDiggity
He still does his thing, but he also has a bad podcast where he demonstrates that being good at one kind of humour doesn’t automatically mean you’re good at others.
AutoBat
#7 is trademark name by Ore-Ida
thewiggins
I'd bet they would have as much luck defending that as kleenex
JohnBigboote74
Ore-Ida Tater Motherfucking Tots? I'm surprised they were able to get that name past the trademark board.
Bunhyung
Or Samuel L. Jackson
JadeNB1729
I WANT YOU TO GET THESE MOTHERFUCKING TATERS IN MY MOTHERFUCKING TOTS!