SenorChrzo

1245 pts ยท May 20, 2015


Ummm, what's a brownie mix? I'm seriously afraid of searching anything after I asked "what's a prolapsed anus?"

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Probably the most accurate description I have ever heard.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Didn't this happen on King of the Hill?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was just reading about Jade Helm ending and kinda proud that nobody else made an ass of themselves since that town hall meeting. Dammit.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

i miss this show so damn much.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I have a friend that has been paying extra on her phone because she thought that it automatically logged onto her wifi at her house.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pizza Rolls in the oven? Is the Queen of England coming over?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Seriously. I would love to just start Psych and just watch random episodes all day. "Are you still watching?" Don't fucking judge me. Don't.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Holy shitballs, my cousin's wife posted this pic earlier today and I wanted to point it out but didn't know a way that didn't sound all dick

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Work had hot dogs and chips for lunch today, I choked down two chili dogs and a frito pie. Gonna run at least five miles to make up for it

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She's all like, "why do you have so many pics of William Zabka?!" And I'm all like, "whats it to you?!" Then I'm sleeping on the couch.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Where do you get overalls that could fit seven dogs? Maybe they're small dogs, you could probably cram 7 chihuahuas in a set of overalls.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also, where's LBJ?

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Carter. How could you not love that dude?!? Mostly because he seems like he would have butterscotch candies in his pockets.

11 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 2

Is that a beer bottle lamp in the background? If so, where would I acquire one? Also, you don't need friends like that.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

About $14k for the truckload, mostly because I'm in the retail business and I had to see this to the end.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I think the case breaks down to 24 packs. Ten cases per layer on a pallet. Estimating about ten layers on each pallet. 34 pallets on a truck

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Singles run 17 cents a package here. You can get a case for cheaper but then you have to stick to basic flavors and not chile lime or shrimp

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The vacuum is killing me.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And her spirit.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I don't think that's right but I really don't know enough about cavemen outside of that old Ringo Starr movie.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

" How many guys does it take to beat your meat?"

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

San Antonio born and raised. I got to hear them all, Fang Baby of Pearsall Rd, Midget Mansion, Converse Carnivore...

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My Momo used to tell us those stories. To this day the Donkey Lady and Llorona cause shivers. Don't get me started on lechuza.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm not afraid of the dark, just the boogie man and that clown from poltergeist.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I scream "You're not my supervisor!" at work on a daily basis. It's good to be the boss.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My nurse is a fugging champ at giving shots. She's usually done before the kids get a chance to cry.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Now that Christopher Cross song is in my head and I'm sailing across the oceans of smoothitude.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's not luck, that's strategy.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

That seal was gonna rape him until it saw the camera.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0