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KawaiiPotatoGirl
The pig is not...then who the fuck bought the roast beef??
Antennaehead
Had the same thought.
Allintensivepurposes
I'm finally relevant!!!!!
philosorapstar
sort of
sincerelynonsense
France.....is bacon?
aleister94
Actually Thomas hobbes said that
philosorapstar
impossible
otebear
IGetThatReference.gif
DysgraphicProgrammer
And Knowledge is power
bhobbit123
Where's that from?
BitchButcher
imgur
bhobbit123
Booooo :p
UpsetFace
Sir France is Bacon to you!
zerohunter
Yes.
HughLaurie
Kev... in bacon?
Emiichan
Omg. My ex did this... are you my ex??? 0_0
maverickquasar
When I 1st moved to France, my GFs mum asked me how I was, I replied "Je suis chaud". Not realising that this means "I am horny". Awkward.
FlareonTheFalseProphet
i didn't realize "afternoon" was just "after noon" until 8th grade when i looked at the clock and thought "it's almost after noon... oooooh"
BitterLiberalArtsStudent
I used to think "tossing salad" meant kicking ass. So I told my supervisor that he looked angry enough to toss someone's salad.
Moonmoonn
Omfg
TJMcCheese
My wife thought the same thing. Kept saying she was getting her salad tossed while online gaming. Made her mute, told her what it meant,
TJMcCheese
She immediately disconnected. Told her if they didn't actually thing she was getting her salad tossed before, they do now.
AntiWormMeasures
That should totally become a thing.
Pippipoopy
I thought ATM stood for "any time money"... I was 17 when I learned the truth. :/
philosorapstar
so..it doesn't then?
Illegitimatekitten
Automatic Teller Machine
philosorapstar
No way man it is definitely ass to mouth
TheLimpinBiscuit
To be fair, the actual definition has nothing to do with tossing or salads.
InternalServerError
To be fair, idioms, make no sense, and if you said that to me I would totally roll with it.
Somanypinkelephants
Why would you roll after being asked a question? Are you in the circus?
puffineggnog
I'll take 1 angry salad tossing please. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
30SecondsToFail
No problem broski, how far do you want me to toss it though because I can throw it pretty far
DoomCircus
How is this not the top comment?!
ITryToOnlyRespondInGifs
DYING thank you
PeriodQueen
Tears are streaming down my face. Send help.
iwanttobebobdylan
I thought that a "donkey show" was just a really ridiculous situation. I didn't realize until my 30's what a donkey show actually was.
antiartificial
HAHAHAHA
exyxe
Well, "kicking ass" is only off by one letter.
Heidasaurus
I thought it just meant that you toss a salad...apparently I missed the sex part.
punkybeanster
Angrily tosses salad.
airen
I thought George Washington was from Vermont because Mt. Vernon sounded like Vermont & I thought the state was named after his home.
BewareTheJabberwockie
well it was between kicking and licking.... pretty close.....
Somanypinkelephants
OH MY GOD!! I AM SO ANGRY!!!!!! ((bends receptionist over)) BBBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLAAAAAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!
UdunFUCKEDupNOW
I don't think LOL gives this enough credit...thank you.
wesabsit
Oh. Bless you, child.
EnjoyMikeHawk
Made my day +1
RedHatTerraria
If only we could favorite comments
grandfalloon
To be fair, I think I would feel better after doing that.
doesthisbricksmelllikechlorophormtoyou
this is a tribute to the single greatest comment in the world. This comment is listed above.
UdunFUCKEDupNOW
Is this the greatest comment in the world?
doesthisbricksmelllikechlorophormtoyou
No this is just a tribute WOOOAOAOAAHHHHH
usernameschmoosernamelosername
Oh god I laughed so hard +1
dangergrouse
Cher was a pre-Madonna prima donna.
tom4dictator
I really thought it was pre Madonna
0bliviat3
The best part about it is that it still kind of makes sense to the meaning
k8fop
I taught my bf and several friends that last year. I was making fun of my bf and my friends were like huh?? Life changing stuff.
anyongbluth
Me too....
HairyLibrarian
Same
RedWineAndSkyrim
Same here
tom4dictator
I like your username!
RedWineAndSkyrim
Thanks :)
lunaisbestprincess
Me too :s
WilhelmSturmer
It was not until I was 12 or so and doing a verbal report on Lake Tahoe that I was informed it wasn't pronounced Lake Ta-who-e.
philosorapstar
what the fuck
RyanMcFlyin
hah... "and that was sex." sounds like the ending of the most awesome story...
Squeezidelic
For some, it is. haha
Mintipony
Add that to the end of any book/story and it changes the whole thing into a big old innuendo
Astrogod07
In elementary school I used to say "War War 2"
5gallonbucketofdogpoop
To be say, if you have a speech impediment, saying World War is not at all easy.
5gallonbucketofdogpoop
*fair, not say. I have no idea why my brain thought "fair" and instead typed "say."
whyarealltheusernamestaken
I thought euthanasia referred to the children of Asia and I couldn't understand why that would be a good debate speech.
lilangie9584
Same.
likescarecrows
That's a Billy T joke: What do you think about euthanasia? I think we should look after our own kiddies first.
ZombieDK
I had only ever heard it on the radio or TV. It wasn't until I read it did I realize how dumb I was
k8fop
David sedaris? Youth in Asia?
whyarealltheusernamestaken
Who
k8fop
Author, has a chapter titled "the youth in asia" about euthanizing his childhood cat
theironingisdelicious
Yep, thought that til high school. Couldn't figure out what kids in Asia had to do with animals?
thesarahpowellexperience
Me too! I thought it was youth in Asia, teenagers doing good deeds in Asia like missionaries!
MarTheKhorvaireSquirrelMaster
I was totally confused by that episode of CSI. Then I learned it was a different (single) word.
nimothee
Thank you good sir. I actually laughed out loud
ITryToOnlyRespondInGifs
Me too!! For waaaayyy too long. Youth in Asia makes more sense
whyarealltheusernamestaken
In my defense I hadn't actually seen the word written down.
IOnlyDrinkOnMonday
It's "hold me closer tiny dancer"... not "hold me closer Tony Danza"
Sauroctonus
If this is who I think it is, she's Bueller to me.
iamthisguy247
Thanks Phoebe.
HannahAbbott
Whoa, her name is Regina.
rewiredlain
"Hold me closer, tie me down sir."
zegrem
Anytime you want :D
Blackbird2Raven
Bag of toilet treats. I am laughing so hard my stomach hurts.
annibe11e
Omg me too!
philosorapstar
I hope he had some treats in there. some tasty treats.
wookiewoman67
Our family has called them that for years - just because we think it is funny!
blaergh
I'm laughing at toilet. So shits and giggles but no toilet treats...
SaberShots
Had to say it outloud twice!
cardboardisdelicious
I still don't get it?
PhunPhact
Toiletries
GeerAdrift
The proper word is 'toiletries'
cardboardisdelicious
Ooooooohhhh. Thanks!
usernameschmoosernamelosername
Toiletries...toiletry bag. Toiletries are bathroom/grooming products that are kept in a toiletry bag when traveling. Not toilet treats.
brandsilven
It's supposed to be "toiletries".
Valitus
Ignorance is not the same as stupidity.
HelloThisIsMyImgurUsername
I... I had no idea that Mike Myers also played Dr. Evil. I'm questioning my existence now.
TooManyDamKids
It's understandable. Most people don't know that Beyoncé played Mini me as well.
HelloThisIsMyImgurUsername
I didn't realize it at first, but it finally clicked halfway through Goldmember. She has such versatility.
littlespacebased
I didn't know either.
Bombideer
Hey, I knew he was Dr. Evil, but not Fat Bastard, Goldmember, or Austin Powers. You aren't alone.
TooManyDamKids
How do you guys not know this stuff??? I have to assume that you've also never watched an older episode of Saturday Night Live...
NearlyDead
Me too OP, mind blown- I did know the nutty professor one though
HelloThisIsMyImgurUsername
I think maybe I just didn't pay attention to movie actors back in the day? I don't know what was wrong with my pre-teen self.
prayformojo
Considering you were 9 when the latest film came out, I think you can be forgiven. (Yes I creeped your profile. I was curious if this 1/2
prayformojo
was the case, and it was) 2/2
HelloThisIsMyImgurUsername
I think at least one good thing has come of this realization. Now I can re-watch the movies and it'll be a completely new experience!
Sithofsiths
You aren't real.
HelloThisIsMyImgurUsername
Well damn. I'm learning all sorts of new things today.
danzafan37
Like, I knew he played both but it never dawned on me that he was both parts. Like I would think of him being two people
HelloThisIsMyImgurUsername
Now I guess I should re-watch all the Austin Powers movies and internally scold myself every time I see Dr. Evil.
Iwillnotbeaccountableforwhatcomesout
Me neither, Im a bit dizzy now...
Mozzeltoff
I didn't know either. When I saw that I was like 'Oh, they got one wrong it- oh god it's true'. I never look up actors. My life is a lie.
Katheebs
Did you at least know that in The Nutty Professor, Eddie Murphy was his whole family except the kid?
HelloThisIsMyImgurUsername
If I were to watch The Nutty Professor today, I think I'd probably (hopefully) be able to figure it out!
HelloThisIsMyImgurUsername
...is it a valid excuse if I say that movie came out when I was 3 and I haven't seen it since I was about 11?
Katheebs
You may get a slight reprieve. I was 11 when Austin Powers came out... 10 for Nutty Professor... but even then I knew!
HelloThisIsMyImgurUsername
I used to think Goldmember proved Beyonce was a great actress. I was clearly not in the right state of mind while watching these movies.
Katheebs
You were young, and I assume slightly hypnotized by boobs.
scootyo
Thought it was chester drawers instead of chest of drawers.
Meeker001
Me too!
FentonCrackshell
It is Chester Drawers, named after the man who invented them... Right???
naphtha132x
Shit. Here I was, "haha PPL SO DUMM THEY DNT KNW WURDS HAHA!". And then chester drawers... this one is mine...
dietderpsy
Me and the girl next door used to play Chester drawers.
hipsterhank
I was showing a house once and my client was mentally placing furniture. "The bed goes here, the Chester here..." I barely held it together.
IratetheD
obviously this is what he meant https://40.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mady88Qz1G1rujsg2o1_500.jpg
ColoneISanders
I'd laugh and call these stupid to not realize at any age, but then I remembered I used to sing "Secret Asian Man" until I was 14.
Katalliaan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YR34ilk4xaI
KlaatuBaradaMumbleMumble
I used to sing "You give love a bandaid" for Bon Jovi's You give love a bad name.
Valentina484
I used to think it went "shot through the hall"
hetriedtokillmewithaforklift
Sweet dreams are made of cheese!
ilovecake
Ex-husband in his 30's thought "feeling like a hand in rusted shame" in STP's Interstate Love Song was "feeling like a ham & mustard shake"
ArgentJordan
Worked at an A&W, Oldies radio station playing, a Japanese customer orders as that song comes on, could never hear it the right way again.
plotwist
when I was 5 or so, I thought "whoop there it is!" was "poop! mayonnaise!"
nspark48
OMFG THAT JUST MADE MY DAY THANK YOU
TooManyDamKids
"Every time you go..a-way....you take a piece of meat..with you". Ya know, like lunch meat. She was taking a sack lunch with a sandwich.
MEOWDALLAS
I did too
iamOzymandiasLookOnMyWorksDumbassAndDespair
Heart song, "just like a white wing dove" etc, I always heard as one-winged dove. Knew it was wrong though
DonMassey
http://youtu.be/ezd_gZxOukw
notsosilent
This really should be higher up
ThatGuyNoOneKnows
I still sing that. Mainly because it's better than the original
hugspanda
Not gonna lie. Still think Johnny Rivers was trolling. That T in "secret" is so hard while the T in "agent" isn't.
ThecretAthianMan
Thup...
ElasticDeMan
I sang it like that on purpose anytime my Asian friend walked into the band room
LeSquid
I always thought "She's a brick house" was "She's a freak owww"
flight815down
Friend thought "making love to his tonic and gin" was "making love to his tiny cat jim"
yankcanuck
Thought it was secret Asian man as well.
goldenatmosphere
I thought "live and let die" was "little red guy" until like year 6
AccountCreatedToUpdogVotes
I still sing "Secret Asian Man," not due to ever being confused about it, just that's it's funnier that way.
NonConformistFlamingo
So did I! And now at 27, my Asian friend has a shirt that says "Secret Asian Man" on it and I laugh every time I see it.
Nigbac
Wait what's the actual song?
mydawgisgreen
secret agent man
SlevinOrKevkevOrKevin
When I was ten, I randomly forgot whether the word was pronounced finger or thinger
dropdeadmorbid
For me, Blinded By The Light will forever say "Wrapped up like a douche". Other favorites include Iggy Azalea's song "Black Widow" with (1)
kempsishere
I attended an assembly in middle school where the players actually sang "Secret Asian Man". Something about racial tolerance.
peanutbutter13
I used to think Celine Dion's 'My Heart Will Go On' said 'and spaceships between us' and the 'near, far' was about aliens
BeTheAyyyToMyLmao
I thought it was 'owner of a lonely horse' not 'owner of a lonely heart." Didn't learn the actual lyric until I was 17.
MadHakon
See, I always knew it was 'Secret Agent Man' until I realized other people heard it otherwise and now I can't hear it the right way.
wallenby
https://youtu.be/0YM9Ereg2Zo
LavoneMoltron
I was 18, and dating an asian, and I started singing it to him.... yea.... learned that one the really hard way.
HughLaurie
I never heard it that way until someone told me. Now it is forever Secret Asian Man to me. That is how I sing it, and hear it.
rachelfoureyes
same, except I thought it was "she's an Asian man"
Nigbac
Wait what's the actual song?
brandsilven
Secret Agent Man.
philosorapstar
SO..progressive.
iamthisguy247
I'm 36 and still get the terms nickels and dimes confused. When I want to remember, I recall that rappers call pretty girls dimes (ie, a 10)
MildTiger
Except that there IS a version of the song with those lyrics so you're not totally wrong.
wagonburner5000
Purple Haze-Jimi Hendrix. "Excuse me, while I kiss the sky." I sang aloud till 23, "Excuse me, while I kiss this guy." I'm not a smart man.
Ratnavati
THOSE AREN'T THE WORDS?!?!
mingotheflamingo
I still insist on singing it that way
vieraskypirate
"Just can't get it up" instead of "Just can't get enough."
pdas1996
Dirty Deeds and the Dunder Chief
grouchymonk
My friend thought this as well
killlface
I thought it was thunder chief
ButtholeFlower
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=O-4lk2-UA_I Dirry deeds done with sheep
Fenrirulven
Dirty Deeds, Thunder Sheep
mershedterders
Done to sheep.......
FartSmarterNotHarder
My brother always sang it "dirty jeans and the dunder chief"
Killrapture
Secured Asian man is a song, it's by Da Vinci's notebook
AnUpvoteWizard
I just recently found out the hard way that "my inner ninja" was not "Miami ninjas"
puffineggnog
That Iggy Azalea song, I always thought the lyric was: "I'm so fancy, can you taste this scone?" I mean, scones ARE pretty fancy.
stephacat
Ha! I hear that too. I associate scones with fancy, so it seems plausible :~)
ICantBelieveIGotOutOfBedForThis
Her new song "Black Wittle Baby" is doing well tho
cecilshinra
I'm Asian and knew the lyrics, but I chose to say secret Asian man
anglophilestymie
In Steve Miller's Jet Airliner I still say "big hotel in Atlanta". JET AIRLINER IS THE NAME OF THE FUCKING SONG AND I STILL GOT IT WRONG!!
ITryToOnlyRespondInGifs
No, it's 'Big ol' Jed in a line up'...or so I thought until last year (I'm 35)
oftenfrequentlyonlyonce
Still closer than "Big ol' Jed had a rhino..."
anglophilestymie
I would love to hear that version :)
oftenfrequentlyonlyonce
I might have invented it when I was six. Not sure.
mershedterders
bingo jet had a light on.....-_- these are just embarassing
J3greene
Sad to say I learned a couple of things from this.
fe1od1or
Asexual, didn't know sex required motion until now.
TheWorldMayNeverKnow
Asexual, and that shouldn't affect your knowledge of basic shit
fe1od1or
Well, I don't watch porn and don't care otherwise, so nowhere to really find out.
Thaliel
I mean, did you not have a health class? Or sex ed? They covered this in there.
fe1od1or
Well, yes, but they never said how to sex.
UnprotectedSex
Haha I bet you did that "Pre-Madonna" thing. Hah dummy. Only dummies would think that Haha Ha"
ultrarunningawayfromyou
I was in drivers ed when I learned that "turn indicator" was not "turning decator".
IamCommanderShepardAndThisIsMyFavouriteStoreOnTheCitadel
I....I didn´t know wolverine was an animal...
CorneliusCornwall
Same
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
Same
MadScientistInTraining
The metal one... Whydidinotnoticeomg
SsSsSs111112232
same
MisterJP
Right? The stupid thing is this didn't clear it up. It just told me what I was wrong about. Gonna do a couple of weird google searches now.
kratoast
I was 100% sure that the phrase was "for all intensive purposes." I consider myself a fairly intelligent man but... I am not a smart man.
Regaleagle7
Didn't realize until I was 19 that it was "keyless entry" not "key la sentry"
Gherkincensed
Wtf is key la sentry? How could you think that?
Regaleagle7
Or key le sentry? You pronounce them fast so they mesh together and that's what comes out
embiggenator
I didn't realize Dr. Evil was Mike Myers...
SsSsSs111112232
same
rip36706
Me neither. I knew he played other characters but he doesn't look like Dr. Evil imo. But yeah... oops.
comedownstairsandsayhello
Me neither! Glad I'm not Aline's..
comedownstairsandsayhello
It's ikay, I didn't either. At least we can stand together during this difficult time.
Sauroctonus
I thought one of the main gags in the movies was that he played both+ characters...
dan144
I just found this out as well, but to be fair I've only seen one AP movie and din't really pay much attention.
strugglesnuggler
Like the metal being harder than rock thing... although I never actually thught about it
miltyburger
Me too
TerryCruise
But rock generally has high mohs number...
strugglesnuggler
rock mohs can't melt metal dreams
philosorapstar
i choose to believe this
jennyfromdabloc
Like Gloria from Modern Family, I too though it was "a doggie dog world" not "dog eat dog."It wasnt until that show came out that it clicked
ninjagaidensigma
It's such a weird expression to begin with, I too thought it was "doggie dog" like it was some rap thing.
mygirlfriendmademesignup7
I miss that show...
BlackyTheRaven
Just looked up what a wolverine is: it's called 'Vielfraß' in German. 'Much-eater'! I'm laughing way too hard at this!
ExTechOp
In Finnish, "Ahma", which means pretty well "glutton" also.
Callistan
It's latin name is Gulo gulo, which means "Glutton, glutton"
KNOWLEDGEisPowerwastaken
In México it was called that (in Spanish) for a few years (Glotón) but now it's just Wolverine.
rckchlkjyhwk
I was in my mid 20's when I learned that a blow job did not consist of LITERALLY just blowing on the penis. True story.
Sauroctonus
When I heard the term as a kid I thought it was synonymous to a "blow dry".
whyarealltheusernamestaken
I had a friend straight up ask me why its called that and how does blowing on it even feel good.
thesarahpowellexperience
I had to explain that to my best friend who was 18 at the time. I had to explain in great detail. Her boyfriend thanked me
Tyrannotron
I was in my 20s before I realized the song "Waterfalls" wasn't about a guy named Jason Waterfalls whom TLC wanted to stick around.
RADwithADD
Same here, except I thought it was "Go Go Jason Waterfalls," like he was a superhero or something.
Tyrannotron
I like this version even better.
HailSatinGodOfFabric
Haha, I know a guy who gives the name Jason Waterfalls everytime at starbucks
Tyrannotron
Ha! Awesome.
bean3
My friend thought "making ends meet" was "making ends meat". Like if you were out of money you'd buy the leftover scraps of meat.
stufdptato
Same here :(
meggylove
You just made that one click for me. Totally thought it was scraps of meat... not 2 ends meeting.
homerunking
I'm gonna be honest, i thought the same thing till i read this. I'm 22.
HappyFeeling
And I'm 33 and just found this out xD
brokenempire
I always thought consummating a marriage involved signing papers.
Mintipony
It can, if that's your fetish
philosorapstar
I just thought it meant smashing a bottle of champagne on her hull.
Hypercube9
That piggy COULD have gone for groceries!
ITryToOnlyRespondInGifs
I do this to my 1-month old almost daily.....it's kind of ruining it for me! But NOPE-he went to the grocery store *fingers in ears* lalala
AdmJota
Given that the third little piggy had roast beef, I'm guessing that the second piggy made it back from the butcher shop intact after all.
philosorapstar
But he never came back! HE NEVER CAME BACK!
strugglesnuggler
Like every black father he went to get some smokes
dietderpsy
http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgoerpMhH71qh4nf6o1_500.gif
0100000101001101
For the sake of my own childhood, I'm going to go with the story that he was grocery shopping (and came back).
delaneige
Two possibilities. Either he got groceries or he was groceries.
missladymondegreen
maybe if he'd gone for groceries they wouldn't have eaten him. live and learn. next time, piggy.
philosorapstar
heh
Fastolfe
I thought Napoleon Bonaparte was called Napoleon Blown Apart
MimzytheBun
I had a bit of a speech impediment, in second grade I made a presentation about the Canadian 'Parlamade' buildings.
philosorapstar
Well that's the way we teach it in America.
oreckvacuum
Dam son.gif
Boufus
I was unaware that there was a gif of that still image
oreckvacuum
It's OK just don't let it happen again
Hanselhessohotrightnow
I thought the phrase Jesus, Mary and Joseph was Jesus Marion Joseph. As in that was his first, middle and last name
nothingisfuckedhereman
Jesus Marion Joseph, get down here, right now!
Hanselhessohotrightnow
Exactly lol
MovingtoAntarctica
Speaking of name confusion, I used to think Ellen was Ellen the Generous until I was like 16.
PartyOverImOut
I think it's boner part
HughLaurie
I used to say "Napoleon Ice Cream" instead of Neapolitan.
punkybeanster
Same here.
UnPetitSugarcube
I thought Don Quixote was Donkey Hody.
Fallingcosmonaut
a new Garbage pail kid card?
BewareTheJabberwockie
it could be in canada "Napoleon blown apart, eh?" ahahahaha.... Im so ashamed for laughing at that....
AlphaBroomperson
If you toss a grenade into a French bathroom you get linoleum blownapart.
Boufus
I know a guy that still says "are" instead of "our" regardless of the incredibly numerous amount of times he has been corrected on it.
YeahLinguisticsBitch
Sure that isn't just a dialect thing?
Boufus
I should've written "writes" instead of "says" because he doesn't even know "our" exists. "In are family" " it was are responsibility" etc
YeahLinguisticsBitch
Well that's inexcusable then.
UnPetitSugarcube
I know multiple people in their 30's who still think it's "should of" or "would of". Fucking drives me mad.
delaneige
Autocorrect tried to change it to "would of" on me today. NO, Autocorrect. You don't get to do me like that.
dinosnore
It's called metal because the original bands (i.e. Black sabbath) modeled their music after the sounds of the steel mills in their hometowns
RationalRants
I actually can't tell if this is supposed to be for real, or if it's dissing metal music by comparing it steel mills.
papasmurf1118
For anyone wondering, a great way to tell metal and rock apart is the tempo and number of riffs in the song. (Metal is faster and has more)
KramerCosmo
There have never been any Steel Mills in Black Sabbath's hometown
rhoadsfan
Maybe not in Birmingham proper, but there was one close enough for ol' Tony to get his fingertips chopped off at.
durstand
Uh... heavy metal is named after a lyric from Born to be Wild by Steppenwolf. No idea where you're getting the mill thing from.
exyxe
This. THIS.
mrlemonofbanana
And the lyric in turn describes the sound of a motorcycle's engine, IIRC.
muffincapbackblue
The "intents and purposes" one, yeah that's a pet peeve. I will judge you
Sauroctonus
I will never understand how people can make that mistake.
mthrndr01
For me it's 'should of/would of' ...and also intensive purposes. They're/there/their. Your/you're. I spend a lot of internet time enraged
Allintensivepurposes
Don't judge me :/
Sauroctonus
TOO LATE!
muffincapbackblue
Well there's the elephant in the room
Kissmyshinydafodilass
My girlfriend thought that pickles were natural, and not cucumbers until she was 19.
ANewReligion
I just learned something...I'm 30...omg.
cowsareokayiguess
My dad grew up on a farm and has raised his own vegetables his entire life. He learned the truth about pickles last summer.
SirBlu
I... did not know this.. 18 here
wandergeist
Yeah, I've encountered people who didn't realize they were just picked cucumbers. I once gave such a person pickled carrots blew their mind
cerastes
24, molecular biology BS, taxonomy enthusiast. I looked up what genus pickles were in sometime last year and was surprised as fuck.
philosorapstar
wow
cerastes
And I was familiar with pickled everything else being the pickled version of something, but pickles just sidelined me.
philosorapstar
Oh my god that little piggy never did come back from market!
mayormeowsalot
I'm drunk so I still don't understand this...
philosorapstar
The piggy was slaughtered an sold! SLAUGHTERED AND SOLD. He didn't go shopping at all!
mayormeowsalot
but what about the other ones?
philosorapstar
they aight
mayormeowsalot
that's the part I was confused with. I was trying to figure out how a piggy became roast beef....
falala78
How did I not realize the piggy got eaten???
cyno01
Woah.
titsonfleek
This is news to me also. Are we sure he wasn't just running errands!
zytz
Fucking fuck are you telling me there was pig slaughter in a nursery rhyme?! Everything is a lie
EightBitRiot
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/7e/61/81/7e6181abada59aa3184f750f5c360fff.jpg
philosorapstar
:'(((
NyekunduTembo
:,( I am unreasonably upset.
philosorapstar
So true. Same here.
NyekunduTembo
*sniff sniff* a moment of silence
philosorapstar
NyekunduTembo
D: you made it worse
passingthroughtoseewhatthehellisthatthingomg
We are 53 and 48 and that little piggy went to get vegetables damn it!
drawbotdesign
Probably sold to the same fucker who fed a pig roast beef.
MHJohnston
I... I totally knew that was what the little piggy going to market meant... (38)
philosorapstar
This has been one of the most childhood shattering things ever. I have a sense of like a visualization of a farmers market or something.
notadamwest
omg
abditum
I DIDN'T KNOW THAT EITHER! :O
CerealFirstOrWaterFirst
NO BODY TOLD ME ABOUT THIS
KScarey
I'm 32 and never realized this was what they were getting at!!
Alivi
my life is ruined
VacationTenzin
Im 41 and I just got it :(
Iwouldbenick
I demand sauce!
HouseOfEvil
I'm 38 & just learned this tonight. To be fair, I haven't even thought of that rhyme in decades.
HowDoesOneDoThis
NO HE JUST GOT A JOB THERE,RIGHT??
ICantDecideOnAUserNameAndKeepChangingIt
No! He just got lost, that's all!!!
JebediahMountainfire
this ruined me
DependingOnTheStreet
Im 30yrs old and just learning this now. Also, Jack from Jack and Jill, didn't break his sparkly crown, it was his god-damn cranium!!
GavinVolure
Nothing makes sense anymore!
DW223
But what does "this little piggy had roast beef" mean? Did it eat a cow?
philosorapstar
Based on what we know now it was most likely corned beef or pastrami.
DW223
I suppose pigs eat scraps so that would make sense I guess
GarandGunner
potterhead69
Ouch. Right in the childhood.
philosorapstar
So true. Show us on the doll.
skellington01
OMG just got that. (32). Fuck
splendowarrior
Where...where did he go? *starts crying* (30)
ChorizoPig
And that was the last time I saw my dad . . .
philosorapstar
Papa fue al mercado
JohnHagen
this is news to me...
yaboyraya
Hold the fuck up. So he's dead wtf
insearchoftheperfectusername
Oh god why :'(
anitabieror6
I knew this but it kinda just occurred to me that that piggy went to market cuz it was the biggest one
philosorapstar
As in could fetch the most at the bacon auction or just the most adulting responsible bringing home the bacon one?
anitabieror6
most bacon
mmmerf
41 years old here. This imgur just educated me about the piggy that went to market. My life has been a lie.
philosorapstar
Haha. TBH I think that the piggy just went shopping. Plausibly for roast beef. :]
tooks
29 and this just dawned on me. Jesus.
BlowDog
Im 40 and I just got that
DrunkenKarnieMidget
I just now realized this. I am 35 years old. The Little Piggies game is kinda more awesome now...
KawikaLo
I swear that I never knew this.. what. the. fucking. fuck!
Win1forthegifer
So... So which one had roast beef?
Canuckian
That makes my planned tattoo next to my left pinky all that much more hilarious...
Canuckian
"This little piggy went to market" next to the nub of my missing pinky...
author365
I'm 35!
jessihearts
My mind is blown.
philosorapstar
So blown.
p5surf
He came back as a ghost fart of a meal digested earlier. mmmmm
scoutsdad
Where'd this rhyme originate, I've never seen it written down, but apparently we all know it... And I didn't know market=dead (33)
philosorapstar
I don't think market=dead afterall. Apparently it originated in 1760.
nickragano10
It did come back from the market! As BACON!!!!!
philosorapstar
D:
EUEHEARTDRAGONS
I am 28 years old and I too just realized this. My girlfriend just looked at me like I'm retarded.
philosorapstar
She KNEW?
jrkib8
I just turned 28, and never realized this...OP just Inceptioned the shit out of me
Nooneinfamous
I'm 48 and never knew. I'm not a very smart man.
crookednixon
I'm 27 and I never thought of it that way, and the piggies are having roast beef (cow meat) so... idk.
HypoMix
they used to feed pigs scraps so...maybe?
rockyrode
So now I'm thinking this was a clever way to say the pig was part of a club sandwich while the other was just simply a plain ham sandwich.
drdavessardogs
Ham, mmmmm!
Iamthedanis
Blew my mind.
philosorapstar
Blown like a pig whistle.
InhibitedCurve
I did not know that either. I'm 33. But bacon, so mmm.
RussianDancingQueen
Woah..
AdmJota
Nah. If that piggy didn't make it back from the market, then the next piggy wouldn't have gotten his roast beef.
smaug777000
good point.
FireflySky
Did they eat each other? Is that why the other piggy ran home screaming?
LepidoliteMica
That's pork, dear.
yeayeahyea
You. I like you.
ExoFox
...and the little piggy who went "Whee, Whee Whee Whee..." WHY ARE ALL NURSERY RHYMES FUCKED UP?
PleasantPeasantPheasant
Pop! goes the weasel!
DeltaBladeX
Because life was ****ed up back when they were made, with plagues and children dying before they were 1 and all that.
FireflySky
"Ring around a rosie..."
philosorapstar
what are you getting at
DeltaBladeX
Because life was ****ed up back when they were made, with plagues and children dying before they were 1 and all that.
SpidermansStupidButtcrack
Rock-a-bye baby, in the treetop...
philosorapstar
Oh my god.
DanielBjerke
When the wind blows, THE BASS WILL DROP KRRRRR PFFFFFT WUBWUBWUBWUBWUUUUUUUUUUUBUBUBUBUBUBUB KRRZT PFFFF WUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUB KRZT WUB WUB WUB
Seblastoff
We ate him...BACON!
MehWasTooShort
Hmm.. Bacon...
Iamsofaqueen
I was upset too, and suddenly... BACON!!!
TheGayAgenda
But... wasn't it a metaphor for our toes?
TheLordOfTheDeep
AND HE WAS DELICIOUS
GarandGunner
philosorapstar
I seriously always imagined a little piggy like strolling to the market.
AdmJota
Everyone did, because that is what the rhyme is about. The bacon thing is just people being gullible.
liviliv
I imagined the pig from Richard Scarry's books lol http://imgur.com/2HSkWew
philosorapstar
He was the best