15 things people learned at an embarrassingly late age

Sep 10, 2015 7:47 PM

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The pig is not...then who the fuck bought the roast beef??

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Had the same thought.

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I'm finally relevant!!!!!

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sort of

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France.....is bacon?

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Actually Thomas hobbes said that

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impossible

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IGetThatReference.gif

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And Knowledge is power

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Where's that from?

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imgur

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Booooo :p

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Sir France is Bacon to you!

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Yes.

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Kev... in bacon?

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Omg. My ex did this... are you my ex??? 0_0

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When I 1st moved to France, my GFs mum asked me how I was, I replied "Je suis chaud". Not realising that this means "I am horny". Awkward.

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i didn't realize "afternoon" was just "after noon" until 8th grade when i looked at the clock and thought "it's almost after noon... oooooh"

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I used to think "tossing salad" meant kicking ass. So I told my supervisor that he looked angry enough to toss someone's salad.

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Omfg

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My wife thought the same thing. Kept saying she was getting her salad tossed while online gaming. Made her mute, told her what it meant,

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She immediately disconnected. Told her if they didn't actually thing she was getting her salad tossed before, they do now.

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That should totally become a thing.

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I thought ATM stood for "any time money"... I was 17 when I learned the truth. :/

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so..it doesn't then?

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Automatic Teller Machine

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No way man it is definitely ass to mouth

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

To be fair, the actual definition has nothing to do with tossing or salads.

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To be fair, idioms, make no sense, and if you said that to me I would totally roll with it.

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Why would you roll after being asked a question? Are you in the circus?

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I'll take 1 angry salad tossing please. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

11 years ago | Likes 67 Dislikes 0

No problem broski, how far do you want me to toss it though because I can throw it pretty far

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How is this not the top comment?!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

DYING thank you

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Tears are streaming down my face. Send help.

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I thought that a "donkey show" was just a really ridiculous situation. I didn't realize until my 30's what a donkey show actually was.

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HAHAHAHA

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Well, "kicking ass" is only off by one letter.

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I thought it just meant that you toss a salad...apparently I missed the sex part.

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Angrily tosses salad.

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I thought George Washington was from Vermont because Mt. Vernon sounded like Vermont & I thought the state was named after his home.

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well it was between kicking and licking.... pretty close.....

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OH MY GOD!! I AM SO ANGRY!!!!!! ((bends receptionist over)) BBBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLAAAAAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!

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I don't think LOL gives this enough credit...thank you.

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Oh. Bless you, child.

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Made my day +1

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If only we could favorite comments

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To be fair, I think I would feel better after doing that.

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this is a tribute to the single greatest comment in the world. This comment is listed above.

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Is this the greatest comment in the world?

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No this is just a tribute WOOOAOAOAAHHHHH

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Oh god I laughed so hard +1

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Cher was a pre-Madonna prima donna.

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I really thought it was pre Madonna

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The best part about it is that it still kind of makes sense to the meaning

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I taught my bf and several friends that last year. I was making fun of my bf and my friends were like huh?? Life changing stuff.

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Me too....

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Same

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Same here

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I like your username!

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Thanks :)

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Me too :s

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It was not until I was 12 or so and doing a verbal report on Lake Tahoe that I was informed it wasn't pronounced Lake Ta-who-e.

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what the fuck

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hah... "and that was sex." sounds like the ending of the most awesome story...

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For some, it is. haha

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Add that to the end of any book/story and it changes the whole thing into a big old innuendo

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In elementary school I used to say "War War 2"

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To be say, if you have a speech impediment, saying World War is not at all easy.

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*fair, not say. I have no idea why my brain thought "fair" and instead typed "say."

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I thought euthanasia referred to the children of Asia and I couldn't understand why that would be a good debate speech.

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Same.

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That's a Billy T joke: What do you think about euthanasia? I think we should look after our own kiddies first.

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I had only ever heard it on the radio or TV. It wasn't until I read it did I realize how dumb I was

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David sedaris? Youth in Asia?

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Who

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Author, has a chapter titled "the youth in asia" about euthanizing his childhood cat

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Yep, thought that til high school. Couldn't figure out what kids in Asia had to do with animals?

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Me too! I thought it was youth in Asia, teenagers doing good deeds in Asia like missionaries!

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I was totally confused by that episode of CSI. Then I learned it was a different (single) word.

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Thank you good sir. I actually laughed out loud

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Me too!! For waaaayyy too long. Youth in Asia makes more sense

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In my defense I hadn't actually seen the word written down.

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It's "hold me closer tiny dancer"... not "hold me closer Tony Danza"

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If this is who I think it is, she's Bueller to me.

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Thanks Phoebe.

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Whoa, her name is Regina.

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"Hold me closer, tie me down sir."

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Anytime you want :D

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Bag of toilet treats. I am laughing so hard my stomach hurts.

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Omg me too!

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I hope he had some treats in there. some tasty treats.

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Our family has called them that for years - just because we think it is funny!

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I'm laughing at toilet. So shits and giggles but no toilet treats...

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Had to say it outloud twice!

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I still don't get it?

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Toiletries

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The proper word is 'toiletries'

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Ooooooohhhh. Thanks!

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Toiletries...toiletry bag. Toiletries are bathroom/grooming products that are kept in a toiletry bag when traveling. Not toilet treats.

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It's supposed to be "toiletries".

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Ignorance is not the same as stupidity.

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I... I had no idea that Mike Myers also played Dr. Evil. I'm questioning my existence now.

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It's understandable. Most people don't know that Beyoncé played Mini me as well.

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I didn't realize it at first, but it finally clicked halfway through Goldmember. She has such versatility.

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I didn't know either.

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Hey, I knew he was Dr. Evil, but not Fat Bastard, Goldmember, or Austin Powers. You aren't alone.

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How do you guys not know this stuff??? I have to assume that you've also never watched an older episode of Saturday Night Live...

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Me too OP, mind blown- I did know the nutty professor one though

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I think maybe I just didn't pay attention to movie actors back in the day? I don't know what was wrong with my pre-teen self.

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Considering you were 9 when the latest film came out, I think you can be forgiven. (Yes I creeped your profile. I was curious if this 1/2

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was the case, and it was) 2/2

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I think at least one good thing has come of this realization. Now I can re-watch the movies and it'll be a completely new experience!

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You aren't real.

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Well damn. I'm learning all sorts of new things today.

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Like, I knew he played both but it never dawned on me that he was both parts. Like I would think of him being two people

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Now I guess I should re-watch all the Austin Powers movies and internally scold myself every time I see Dr. Evil.

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Me neither, Im a bit dizzy now...

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I didn't know either. When I saw that I was like 'Oh, they got one wrong it- oh god it's true'. I never look up actors. My life is a lie.

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Did you at least know that in The Nutty Professor, Eddie Murphy was his whole family except the kid?

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If I were to watch The Nutty Professor today, I think I'd probably (hopefully) be able to figure it out!

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...is it a valid excuse if I say that movie came out when I was 3 and I haven't seen it since I was about 11?

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You may get a slight reprieve. I was 11 when Austin Powers came out... 10 for Nutty Professor... but even then I knew!

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I used to think Goldmember proved Beyonce was a great actress. I was clearly not in the right state of mind while watching these movies.

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You were young, and I assume slightly hypnotized by boobs.

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Thought it was chester drawers instead of chest of drawers.

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Me too!

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It is Chester Drawers, named after the man who invented them... Right???

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Shit. Here I was, "haha PPL SO DUMM THEY DNT KNW WURDS HAHA!". And then chester drawers... this one is mine...

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Me and the girl next door used to play Chester drawers.

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I was showing a house once and my client was mentally placing furniture. "The bed goes here, the Chester here..." I barely held it together.

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obviously this is what he meant https://40.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mady88Qz1G1rujsg2o1_500.jpg

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I'd laugh and call these stupid to not realize at any age, but then I remembered I used to sing "Secret Asian Man" until I was 14.

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I used to sing "You give love a bandaid" for Bon Jovi's You give love a bad name.

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I used to think it went "shot through the hall"

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Sweet dreams are made of cheese!

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Ex-husband in his 30's thought "feeling like a hand in rusted shame" in STP's Interstate Love Song was "feeling like a ham & mustard shake"

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Worked at an A&W, Oldies radio station playing, a Japanese customer orders as that song comes on, could never hear it the right way again.

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when I was 5 or so, I thought "whoop there it is!" was "poop! mayonnaise!"

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OMFG THAT JUST MADE MY DAY THANK YOU

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"Every time you go..a-way....you take a piece of meat..with you". Ya know, like lunch meat. She was taking a sack lunch with a sandwich.

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I did too

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Heart song, "just like a white wing dove" etc, I always heard as one-winged dove. Knew it was wrong though

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http://youtu.be/ezd_gZxOukw

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This really should be higher up

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I still sing that. Mainly because it's better than the original

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Not gonna lie. Still think Johnny Rivers was trolling. That T in "secret" is so hard while the T in "agent" isn't.

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Thup...

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I sang it like that on purpose anytime my Asian friend walked into the band room

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I always thought "She's a brick house" was "She's a freak owww"

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Friend thought "making love to his tonic and gin" was "making love to his tiny cat jim"

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Thought it was secret Asian man as well.

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I thought "live and let die" was "little red guy" until like year 6

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I still sing "Secret Asian Man," not due to ever being confused about it, just that's it's funnier that way.

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So did I! And now at 27, my Asian friend has a shirt that says "Secret Asian Man" on it and I laugh every time I see it.

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Wait what's the actual song?

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secret agent man

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When I was ten, I randomly forgot whether the word was pronounced finger or thinger

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For me, Blinded By The Light will forever say "Wrapped up like a douche". Other favorites include Iggy Azalea's song "Black Widow" with (1)

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I attended an assembly in middle school where the players actually sang "Secret Asian Man". Something about racial tolerance.

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I used to think Celine Dion's 'My Heart Will Go On' said 'and spaceships between us' and the 'near, far' was about aliens

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I thought it was 'owner of a lonely horse' not 'owner of a lonely heart." Didn't learn the actual lyric until I was 17.

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See, I always knew it was 'Secret Agent Man' until I realized other people heard it otherwise and now I can't hear it the right way.

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I was 18, and dating an asian, and I started singing it to him.... yea.... learned that one the really hard way.

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I never heard it that way until someone told me. Now it is forever Secret Asian Man to me. That is how I sing it, and hear it.

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same, except I thought it was "she's an Asian man"

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Wait what's the actual song?

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Secret Agent Man.

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SO..progressive.

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I'm 36 and still get the terms nickels and dimes confused. When I want to remember, I recall that rappers call pretty girls dimes (ie, a 10)

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Except that there IS a version of the song with those lyrics so you're not totally wrong.

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Purple Haze-Jimi Hendrix. "Excuse me, while I kiss the sky." I sang aloud till 23, "Excuse me, while I kiss this guy." I'm not a smart man.

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THOSE AREN'T THE WORDS?!?!

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I still insist on singing it that way

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"Just can't get it up" instead of "Just can't get enough."

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Dirty Deeds and the Dunder Chief

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My friend thought this as well

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I thought it was thunder chief

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http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=O-4lk2-UA_I Dirry deeds done with sheep

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Dirty Deeds, Thunder Sheep

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Done to sheep.......

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My brother always sang it "dirty jeans and the dunder chief"

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Secured Asian man is a song, it's by Da Vinci's notebook

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I just recently found out the hard way that "my inner ninja" was not "Miami ninjas"

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That Iggy Azalea song, I always thought the lyric was: "I'm so fancy, can you taste this scone?" I mean, scones ARE pretty fancy.

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Ha! I hear that too. I associate scones with fancy, so it seems plausible :~)

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Her new song "Black Wittle Baby" is doing well tho

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I'm Asian and knew the lyrics, but I chose to say secret Asian man

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In Steve Miller's Jet Airliner I still say "big hotel in Atlanta". JET AIRLINER IS THE NAME OF THE FUCKING SONG AND I STILL GOT IT WRONG!!

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No, it's 'Big ol' Jed in a line up'...or so I thought until last year (I'm 35)

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Still closer than "Big ol' Jed had a rhino..."

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I would love to hear that version :)

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I might have invented it when I was six. Not sure.

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bingo jet had a light on.....-_- these are just embarassing

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Sad to say I learned a couple of things from this.

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Asexual, didn't know sex required motion until now.

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Asexual, and that shouldn't affect your knowledge of basic shit

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Well, I don't watch porn and don't care otherwise, so nowhere to really find out.

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I mean, did you not have a health class? Or sex ed? They covered this in there.

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Well, yes, but they never said how to sex.

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Haha I bet you did that "Pre-Madonna" thing. Hah dummy. Only dummies would think that Haha Ha"

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I was in drivers ed when I learned that "turn indicator" was not "turning decator".

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I....I didn´t know wolverine was an animal...

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Same

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Same

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The metal one... Whydidinotnoticeomg

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same

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Right? The stupid thing is this didn't clear it up. It just told me what I was wrong about. Gonna do a couple of weird google searches now.

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I was 100% sure that the phrase was "for all intensive purposes." I consider myself a fairly intelligent man but... I am not a smart man.

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Didn't realize until I was 19 that it was "keyless entry" not "key la sentry"

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Wtf is key la sentry? How could you think that?

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Or key le sentry? You pronounce them fast so they mesh together and that's what comes out

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I didn't realize Dr. Evil was Mike Myers...

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same

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Me neither. I knew he played other characters but he doesn't look like Dr. Evil imo. But yeah... oops.

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Me neither! Glad I'm not Aline's..

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It's ikay, I didn't either. At least we can stand together during this difficult time.

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I thought one of the main gags in the movies was that he played both+ characters...

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I just found this out as well, but to be fair I've only seen one AP movie and din't really pay much attention.

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Like the metal being harder than rock thing... although I never actually thught about it

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Me too

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But rock generally has high mohs number...

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rock mohs can't melt metal dreams

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i choose to believe this

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Like Gloria from Modern Family, I too though it was "a doggie dog world" not "dog eat dog."It wasnt until that show came out that it clicked

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It's such a weird expression to begin with, I too thought it was "doggie dog" like it was some rap thing.

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I miss that show...

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Just looked up what a wolverine is: it's called 'Vielfraß' in German. 'Much-eater'! I'm laughing way too hard at this!

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In Finnish, "Ahma", which means pretty well "glutton" also.

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It's latin name is Gulo gulo, which means "Glutton, glutton"

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In México it was called that (in Spanish) for a few years (Glotón) but now it's just Wolverine.

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I was in my mid 20's when I learned that a blow job did not consist of LITERALLY just blowing on the penis. True story.

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When I heard the term as a kid I thought it was synonymous to a "blow dry".

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I had a friend straight up ask me why its called that and how does blowing on it even feel good.

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I had to explain that to my best friend who was 18 at the time. I had to explain in great detail. Her boyfriend thanked me

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I was in my 20s before I realized the song "Waterfalls" wasn't about a guy named Jason Waterfalls whom TLC wanted to stick around.

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Same here, except I thought it was "Go Go Jason Waterfalls," like he was a superhero or something.

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I like this version even better.

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Haha, I know a guy who gives the name Jason Waterfalls everytime at starbucks

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Ha! Awesome.

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My friend thought "making ends meet" was "making ends meat". Like if you were out of money you'd buy the leftover scraps of meat.

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Same here :(

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You just made that one click for me. Totally thought it was scraps of meat... not 2 ends meeting.

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I'm gonna be honest, i thought the same thing till i read this. I'm 22.

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And I'm 33 and just found this out xD

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I always thought consummating a marriage involved signing papers.

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It can, if that's your fetish

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I just thought it meant smashing a bottle of champagne on her hull.

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That piggy COULD have gone for groceries!

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I do this to my 1-month old almost daily.....it's kind of ruining it for me! But NOPE-he went to the grocery store *fingers in ears* lalala

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Given that the third little piggy had roast beef, I'm guessing that the second piggy made it back from the butcher shop intact after all.

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But he never came back! HE NEVER CAME BACK!

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Like every black father he went to get some smokes

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For the sake of my own childhood, I'm going to go with the story that he was grocery shopping (and came back).

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Two possibilities. Either he got groceries or he was groceries.

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maybe if he'd gone for groceries they wouldn't have eaten him. live and learn. next time, piggy.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

heh

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought Napoleon Bonaparte was called Napoleon Blown Apart

11 years ago | Likes 195 Dislikes 2

I had a bit of a speech impediment, in second grade I made a presentation about the Canadian 'Parlamade' buildings.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well that's the way we teach it in America.

11 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

Dam son.gif

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I was unaware that there was a gif of that still image

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's OK just don't let it happen again

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I thought the phrase Jesus, Mary and Joseph was Jesus Marion Joseph. As in that was his first, middle and last name

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Jesus Marion Joseph, get down here, right now!

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Exactly lol

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Speaking of name confusion, I used to think Ellen was Ellen the Generous until I was like 16.

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I think it's boner part

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I used to say "Napoleon Ice Cream" instead of Neapolitan.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Same here.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought Don Quixote was Donkey Hody.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

a new Garbage pail kid card?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

it could be in canada "Napoleon blown apart, eh?" ahahahaha.... Im so ashamed for laughing at that....

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you toss a grenade into a French bathroom you get linoleum blownapart.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I know a guy that still says "are" instead of "our" regardless of the incredibly numerous amount of times he has been corrected on it.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Sure that isn't just a dialect thing?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I should've written "writes" instead of "says" because he doesn't even know "our" exists. "In are family" " it was are responsibility" etc

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well that's inexcusable then.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I know multiple people in their 30's who still think it's "should of" or "would of". Fucking drives me mad.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Autocorrect tried to change it to "would of" on me today. NO, Autocorrect. You don't get to do me like that.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's called metal because the original bands (i.e. Black sabbath) modeled their music after the sounds of the steel mills in their hometowns

11 years ago | Likes 135 Dislikes 8

I actually can't tell if this is supposed to be for real, or if it's dissing metal music by comparing it steel mills.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For anyone wondering, a great way to tell metal and rock apart is the tempo and number of riffs in the song. (Metal is faster and has more)

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

There have never been any Steel Mills in Black Sabbath's hometown

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe not in Birmingham proper, but there was one close enough for ol' Tony to get his fingertips chopped off at.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Uh... heavy metal is named after a lyric from Born to be Wild by Steppenwolf. No idea where you're getting the mill thing from.

11 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 3

This. THIS.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And the lyric in turn describes the sound of a motorcycle's engine, IIRC.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The "intents and purposes" one, yeah that's a pet peeve. I will judge you

11 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 1

I will never understand how people can make that mistake.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For me it's 'should of/would of' ...and also intensive purposes. They're/there/their. Your/you're. I spend a lot of internet time enraged

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Don't judge me :/

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

TOO LATE!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well there's the elephant in the room

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My girlfriend thought that pickles were natural, and not cucumbers until she was 19.

11 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

I just learned something...I'm 30...omg.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My dad grew up on a farm and has raised his own vegetables his entire life. He learned the truth about pickles last summer.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I... did not know this.. 18 here

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I've encountered people who didn't realize they were just picked cucumbers. I once gave such a person pickled carrots blew their mind

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

24, molecular biology BS, taxonomy enthusiast. I looked up what genus pickles were in sometime last year and was surprised as fuck.

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

wow

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And I was familiar with pickled everything else being the pickled version of something, but pickles just sidelined me.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Oh my god that little piggy never did come back from market!

11 years ago | Likes 1978 Dislikes 3

I'm drunk so I still don't understand this...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The piggy was slaughtered an sold! SLAUGHTERED AND SOLD. He didn't go shopping at all!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

but what about the other ones?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

they aight

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

that's the part I was confused with. I was trying to figure out how a piggy became roast beef....

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How did I not realize the piggy got eaten???

11 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

Woah.

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

This is news to me also. Are we sure he wasn't just running errands!

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Fucking fuck are you telling me there was pig slaughter in a nursery rhyme?! Everything is a lie

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

:,( I am unreasonably upset.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

So true. Same here.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*sniff sniff* a moment of silence

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

D: you made it worse

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We are 53 and 48 and that little piggy went to get vegetables damn it!

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Probably sold to the same fucker who fed a pig roast beef.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

I... I totally knew that was what the little piggy going to market meant... (38)

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This has been one of the most childhood shattering things ever. I have a sense of like a visualization of a farmers market or something.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

omg

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I DIDN'T KNOW THAT EITHER! :O

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

NO BODY TOLD ME ABOUT THIS

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm 32 and never realized this was what they were getting at!!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

my life is ruined

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Im 41 and I just got it :(

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I demand sauce!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm 38 & just learned this tonight. To be fair, I haven't even thought of that rhyme in decades.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

NO HE JUST GOT A JOB THERE,RIGHT??

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No! He just got lost, that's all!!!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

this ruined me

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Im 30yrs old and just learning this now. Also, Jack from Jack and Jill, didn't break his sparkly crown, it was his god-damn cranium!!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nothing makes sense anymore!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But what does "this little piggy had roast beef" mean? Did it eat a cow?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Based on what we know now it was most likely corned beef or pastrami.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I suppose pigs eat scraps so that would make sense I guess

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

v

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Ouch. Right in the childhood.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So true. Show us on the doll.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OMG just got that. (32). Fuck

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where...where did he go? *starts crying* (30)

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And that was the last time I saw my dad . . .

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Papa fue al mercado

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

this is news to me...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hold the fuck up. So he's dead wtf

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh god why :'(

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I knew this but it kinda just occurred to me that that piggy went to market cuz it was the biggest one

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As in could fetch the most at the bacon auction or just the most adulting responsible bringing home the bacon one?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

most bacon

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

41 years old here. This imgur just educated me about the piggy that went to market. My life has been a lie.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Haha. TBH I think that the piggy just went shopping. Plausibly for roast beef. :]

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

29 and this just dawned on me. Jesus.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Im 40 and I just got that

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just now realized this. I am 35 years old. The Little Piggies game is kinda more awesome now...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I swear that I never knew this.. what. the. fucking. fuck!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So... So which one had roast beef?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That makes my planned tattoo next to my left pinky all that much more hilarious...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"This little piggy went to market" next to the nub of my missing pinky...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm 35!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My mind is blown.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So blown.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He came back as a ghost fart of a meal digested earlier. mmmmm

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where'd this rhyme originate, I've never seen it written down, but apparently we all know it... And I didn't know market=dead (33)

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't think market=dead afterall. Apparently it originated in 1760.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It did come back from the market! As BACON!!!!!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

D:

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I am 28 years old and I too just realized this. My girlfriend just looked at me like I'm retarded.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She KNEW?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just turned 28, and never realized this...OP just Inceptioned the shit out of me

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm 48 and never knew. I'm not a very smart man.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm 27 and I never thought of it that way, and the piggies are having roast beef (cow meat) so... idk.

11 years ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 0

they used to feed pigs scraps so...maybe?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So now I'm thinking this was a clever way to say the pig was part of a club sandwich while the other was just simply a plain ham sandwich.

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Ham, mmmmm!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Blew my mind.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Blown like a pig whistle.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I did not know that either. I'm 33. But bacon, so mmm.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Woah..

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nah. If that piggy didn't make it back from the market, then the next piggy wouldn't have gotten his roast beef.

11 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 2

good point.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did they eat each other? Is that why the other piggy ran home screaming?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's pork, dear.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You. I like you.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

...and the little piggy who went "Whee, Whee Whee Whee..." WHY ARE ALL NURSERY RHYMES FUCKED UP?

11 years ago | Likes 72 Dislikes 0

Pop! goes the weasel!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because life was ****ed up back when they were made, with plagues and children dying before they were 1 and all that.

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

"Ring around a rosie..."

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

what are you getting at

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Because life was ****ed up back when they were made, with plagues and children dying before they were 1 and all that.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Rock-a-bye baby, in the treetop...

11 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Oh my god.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

When the wind blows, THE BASS WILL DROP KRRRRR PFFFFFT WUBWUBWUBWUBWUUUUUUUUUUUBUBUBUBUBUBUB KRRZT PFFFF WUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUB KRZT WUB WUB WUB

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

We ate him...BACON!

11 years ago | Likes 160 Dislikes 2

Hmm.. Bacon...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was upset too, and suddenly... BACON!!!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But... wasn't it a metaphor for our toes?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

AND HE WAS DELICIOUS

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

v

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I seriously always imagined a little piggy like strolling to the market.

11 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 0

Everyone did, because that is what the rhyme is about. The bacon thing is just people being gullible.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

I imagined the pig from Richard Scarry's books lol http://imgur.com/2HSkWew

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

He was the best

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0