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I mean, Netflix is nice to chill to and all, but what about...
Yahoo Screen and Flick the Bean?
Google Play and Threeway?
Stream It and Cream It?
Amazon Prime and Sexy Time?
Crackle and Titty Spackle?
VuDu and Screw?
IMAX and Climax?
EPiX and Brownie Mix?
Pirate Bay and Ass Play?
YouTube and Flavored Lube?
Hulu and Do You?
Bluray and BJ?
HBOGO and Kowtow?
Redbox and Hide Cocks?
Apple iTunes and Big'n'Little Spoons?
Plex and ... sex?
UPVOTES FOR EVERYONE! Except the "but Netflix and Chill doesn't rhyme" posts. Really? No shit. http://imgur.com/IcXyQyl
elucidatefurther
some of these were a stretch
AverageSexGod
Video tape and masturbate.
whatalesyou1
+1 for Titty Spackle
linkkoriri
Shomi_ and Blow Me?
ConvokeMyropolist
C-Span and Japan.
TheRealEalonMusk
Whoa settle down there dude, don't wanna get too crazy, ok?
jonsnuuuuu
College Humor had a video that had more most of those already
TresLeches
MyVidster and doing your sister
TheMightyDio
This is, by far, the best one.
chknwing
I like tater tots
fsi07
I don't get it. Does Netflix rhyme with Chill?? Netflill and chill. Netflix and chix
Mosvaka
And Netflix and chill don't associates nearly as much to Sex as all the other options.
Mshine
What about DnD and snacks?
AnonsAndMinions
"Crackle and Titty Spackle" ffs, lmfao
StrokinMeyer
Blockbuster and fuck her right in the pussy
655321mnc
Blockbuster? I hardly know her!
EvilErnie
Hulu and Snoo-snoo, dammit.
SupaCabra
Satellite and a hermaphrodite
RelaxYourself
I prefer Hulu and Hangout.
arctiquer
This post entertained me.
Phlabibit
If you hadn't posted I'd a skip'd. Next I realized I needed to read text to enjoy.
arctiquer
That's the beauty of user sub: sometimes a post isn't as mediocre as the rest.
Phlabibit
I spend so much time in user sub that sometimes I go to front page and see a post and think it's repost but maybe I just saw it birth'd.
arctiquer
Like this one!
Naosis
Showbox and Suck Cock
gestun
Video tape and statutory rape.
royrogersdoublerbarburger
Jesus, dude... *sigh* +1
SupaCabra
Cox and cocks
royrogersdoublerbarburger
Subtle. I like it.
SupaCabra
I'm glad you got it, I was afraid no one would get the reference
paintedmosaic
Plex and buttsex!
lLikeTurtles
@PornHub
motherofgremlins
PornHub and lotion rub.
pornhub
http://imgur.com/MG1DHcd
izackhaze
Pornhub and horn rub
royrogersdoublerbarburger
I like that not a single one of y'all have questioned brownie mix.
CindeFKNrella
I most definitely questioned it. I said 'wtf is brownie mix, never mind I don't want to know." to my hubby.
motherofgremlins
Vivid imaginations, all around...
AverageSexGod
I don't want to be "that guy", but Netflix and Chill doesn't actually rhyme.
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RedgrenGrumbolt
I was thinking the same thing my man.
Aquilarden
And this kinda lost the "chill" part. It's supposed to be a misdirection, not a rhyming proposition...
CaptMytre
Yeah, after reading this post I thought "chill" had some sexual connotation before the "netflix and chill" thing that I didn't know of.
royrogersdoublerbarburger
The success rate of "don't wanna be that guy" is about 12%, but whatevs. Upvotes for everyone.
DoomsdayPreacherboy
i upvoted just cos you said everyone except that guy. i had a pretty good lol at the sass
655321mnc
you're pronouncing one of the words wrong. It should rhyme if you say it right.
Ispentthelastfewyearsbuildingupanimmunitytoiocanepowder
Also...the "chill" part is supposed to be get chicks in the door without seeming forward...I thought.
BingoBangoBoom
you are the hero we need here. thank you.
Kodyack
And canistreamit doesn't actually do any streaming.
royrogersdoublerbarburger
But I needed an image... :(
mybrothersmario
Neither does Imax.....
Kodyack
But you can conceivably go to an imax and watch a movie. Not true with canistreamit
DabrielGarby
wtf is a kowtow
thepersonyouknow
act in an excessively subservient manner
DabrielGarby
thanks google
zipykido
Nickelodeon and maximum security prison? http://images.hngn.com/data/images/full/105674/jared-fogle.jpg?w=650
wwwwwwhatcuwant
I laughed. And then I clicked the link. Laughter turned to "Oh shit."
WTT24
DVD and fill the "V"
Shirtless
DVD is basically like double teaming a check amirite
manoz
DVD & no VD
ReallyWellFuck
It should be HBOGO and blow
HumbleNug
HBOGO and yo camel toe
royrogersdoublerbarburger
Yeah, I was trying to get it closer to the number of syllables. Alas. "and blow" does sound better, still.
uchronia
HBOGO and kowtow don't rhyme. kowtow as in cow-towel.
makesense
Blow could so be taken out of context. Next thing you know you are watching GoT and using Cocaine.
LloydWaldo
They don't call him John Snow for nothing.
magneato
Winter is cumming
Barcelonino
Should be. But there is already blu-ray and bj. Still +1
Tiiimmmaayy
What the hell is kowtow?
TheMightyDio
Has nothing to do with sex and is pronounced like "ow", so it doesn't even rhyme. No idea where he was going with that one.
WSxMono
To act in a subservient manner. Not usually used in a sexual context or connotation.
SupaCabra
Vhs and penis sex
SafetyWank
I'm trying to imagine this as the 'lame parent' of Netflix and chill. So outdated it's overly direct.
ItsAnAction
Penis sex.
SupaCabra
It's the best sex
goldengoldblum
Really? That sounds much better than VHS and Regret.
Bropunzel
Redtube and... Redtube.
AuntSharron
Redtube and Tube sock
FernandoRumdebum
Redrube and Anal lube
HippoDidIt
Chat and bate oh wait, chaturbate
woflborg
Bedflute.
DabrielGarby
and KY lube!
FentonCrackshell
Redtube and lube?
PirateMatt
red lube and tube......
royrogersdoublerbarburger
Pornhub and Going in Dry... wait
SupaCabra
Comcast and anal rape
zackofspades
That's basically what the bill from comcast cable is.
TerraDoesMC
That's repetitive.
pxlphile
Boy, that escalated quickly
GatorDontPlayNoShitGatorNeverBeenAboutPlayinNoShit
BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
MyNamesMace
Same thing really
LloydWaldo
Time Warner and genital mutilation.
JackSmiles2
I would say "Comcast and up the ass"
ImLukeSkywalkerImHereToRescueYou
Truer words have never been typed.
IstoppedlikingmyusernameSoIchangedIt
Fuck Comcast!! Never forget
YeahLinguisticsBitch
The two things are supposed to be different.
supraman2turbo
with no lube and a rusty dildo
Thenan
Xfinity and take your virginity?
BurtMacklinYouSOB
make sure you both are drunk so its not actually consent
nynros
imgur and over capacitated
Chemnerd263
Those don't eve... waaaait a minutue!
SugarSmack
Those two things have always gone together.
PeeterParker
Well that was unexpected
MrPancakes
That didn't even rhym... Oh. Upvote for you.
DBudde
All the others were "vanilla"-y and then this out of nowhere made me laugh so hard. Thank you for that ^-^
thisismypost
more like"Comcast and go fuck urself,u cum drinking,anal gaping whore!..wait!..com over here!..I'm not done with u, u little peace of shit!"
g011um
And it comes as part of the base package
Mariokartexpert
That's deep
SupaCabra
oh, they go deep alright. also, how did you find this old ass post??
BurtMacklinYouSOB
sweatpants and viagra
MrUpv0t3
It's funny because it doesn't rhyme at all. Haha...Fuck.
usernameandemail
PS4 and rent a whore
royrogersdoublerbarburger
Cox On Demand and Sock 'n Hand
onedimensionalman
I don't want no scrubs
Chocotato
Triple dipping?!? thats a bold move cotton
royrogersdoublerbarburger
I was goin' for the Cox and Sock(s) rhythm and rhyme, but it didn't jive as well. Alas.
r2deeznuts
Lost my shit, here at work. lots of people, very quiet. thanks a lot.
SupaCabra
De nada
funnyandyouknowit
Xfinity and lost virginity
BanadecCamberbootch
Generally speaking, rhyming a word with itself is considered lazy.
damethelog
needs way, WAY more upvotes +1
SupaCabra
Then you will not like Cox and cocks
Chocotato
Blockbuster & cock thrust her
pookieeatworld
So... Cock thrusting went bankrupt?
di3g0
... Oh wow +1
NowThatsWhatICallImages
Needs more upvotes 16 years ago.
Sizzlord
This saying might have kept blockbuster in business but...then again probably not
Naveedamin7992
That was deep
CanadianEngineer
- everyone after Comcast
cptkipard
Eyyyy.
HarryTheCaveman
{ ͡• ͜ʖ ͡•}
LordOfTheFilth
That's what she said.
Ullur
So deep, put her ass to sleep.
Naveedamin7992
Damn straight.
royrogersdoublerbarburger
Xfinity On Demand and Insert The Whole Hand
Rusticshine
animego and trashy hoe?
Jonndar
Best comment I've read in a very long time. +1 friend.
JupiterJedi
I ain't got no cable, but I am willing AND able.
thatguyonthebike
HAAAHAHAHAHAHA!! =)
ChanningTastum
Genius
Maniacaljackalope
Satellite and up all night? ....I tried.
royrogersdoublerbarburger
There ... was an attempt. :) Upvotes regardless.
MyProfileHasKittens
Damn imgur, can't favorite a comment like Reddit
paranoiaParanoiaEverybodysComingToGetYou
this is coming
iYazee6
Yeah baby come yeah
TheJerkNessMonster
"This feature will be available in 2013"
MyProfileHasKittens
Happy Halloween ~~2015~~ 10!! 2010!
clickshytango
Thank you making me spit out my drink
MichaeIJCaboose
Wanna spit out my milk?
clickshytango
Spitters are quitters
napoleonbonerfarte
Swallow or feel hollow.
royrogersdoublerbarburger
JESUS CHRIST, YOU GUYS... *sigh* Upvotes all around.