SeldonCrysis

2461 pts · October 1, 2012


Hell of a time for the cockroach to remind you that it can fly

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Cause Home Depot ain't delivered the fucking dry wall yet

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The very definition of impermanence

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Spoiler Alert for the comic.



Homelander learns he has an insane clone that did horrible things and homelander believed he did them and it drove him insane as well

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Yeah they count

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Use a coaster!!

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Dance 🍊 monkey

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Somebody get that kid a sandwich and some creatine

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$5 to the first world leader that tells trump to his face "you can't shit the bed and expect the rest of us to clean it up"

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#1 of a female politician said this.
The fucking meltdown that would ensue

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Do you think stores are gonna rope off sections of their store to get content creators out from underfoot?

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God forbid women have hobbies

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The skirt is very useful from the back given the right situation

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The Epstein Wars

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I would have thought his ego would never let him even conceive having cancer

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I agree with what Neil Degrasse Tyson said about the colonization of Mars.

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I really want him to have a blow out during one of his rallies. Watching maga cope will be hilarious

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If the male loneliness epidemic had a poster child.

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She wakes up every day thinking about fire and people call her an artist.

I do the same thing and I'm called a "pyromaniac "

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The D&D campaign ain’t gonna write itself

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Geez I need hit the gym

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It's nice to see they are having a good time with the shtick.

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I would like to know more about this couch mattress

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He has two birthdays now!? 🤦‍♂️

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BraveStarr

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I believe this picture was the inspiration for that episode.

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I'm pretty sure he lost a bet and let Bill t-bag him. What's money to rich assholes?

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How awesome would it be if he went somewhere and no one cared. No cheers, no boos, just silence

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Man hit every emotion with that "oh shit"

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