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Spanky93
He was just looking for a new face cream and probably had trouble with the pump. You know, tiny hands and all.
supervillin
"Look I didn't do it, but if I did, believe me, nobody would have done a better job than me. Construction workers would watch us, tears in their eyes, and they'd tell me, you know what they'd tell me? Thank you. Thank you, Misster President, for slobbing knob the likes of which nobody's ever seen before."
Chaapai
Ghislaine Maxwell had a horse named Bubba.
R2DJ
Eleshar24
A misdemeanor. I do pity that horse, but better than Trump diddling kids.
Larkins
slobbin Don?
smegheadenergy
I didn’t think he would do a lot of things either. Boy was I wrong https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlaWNkOXRjcTEycnkyeDkzNjRibWk1b2NuNGo5cHc1dnB2N3V4aDdwNSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/w8CNK7VE9w6e8kUde0/giphy.mp4
StephenDaniels
Using the US military to murder people off the coasts of South and Central America just for being in a boat? I sure as hell never expected that.
smegheadenergy
That one I hadn’t imagined would be a thing
tinytyrant
we'll be talking about Venezuela by then.
BubblesTheFish
Actually it's a good thing that we invaded Venezuela. The real peace president acted in perfect peace!
kittyfajitas
We'll be *invading* Venezuela by then. With all the humiliation being heaped on him, I fully expect it at any time now.
artie500
He needs to open his closet to the press to demonstrate that there's no blue dress inside.
bad1080
Eleshar24
Oh that's where from...
imgurianitarian
jaakkopaakkonen
500 for things that will never ever happen
KenjiKando
I'm pretty sure ol Donny "Gnob Gobbler" Dump gulped down Bubba's boys because he's a fuckwit that'll do anything for money. A literal whore.
Kimsgrim
I want to know what Bill himself has to say. I do enjoy how this site supports gay, bi etc etc etc but when trump does it, they drag him through the mud for it like it's some crime.
lonosham
Along with Couchfucker
katolu
Clinton needs make a public statement, "yep he did it! He don't spit, neither!"
nintendolunchbox
It's funny how Trump's legacy is worse than Diddy's freak offs
AVerySillyPuppy
Of course not. It was almost certainly Maxwell's horse in the photo, also named "Bubba".
Corin
I haven't seen any actual evidence for that claim.
samanthadlcruz
nintendolunchbox
I still wonder if trump kept eye contact with the horse
AVerySillyPuppy
Of course not, he was making eye contact with Epstein the whole time.
supervillin
Part of me is curious if she named the horse before or after first meeting Bill, but most of me doesn't actually want to know.
Calicious
Probably wasn't bill, but he did slob one someone
dragonsdemesne
I want to hear him say 'I did not have sex with that man'. And then have a grand jury find he lied.
darrowcd
There’s absolutely no evidence that he’s even capable of embarrassment.
samanthadlcruz
I prefer to believe it was the horse...
MeeseOnABeam
if you asserted that he doesn't give as good of head as monica lewinsky he'd admit to it
codenameRadical
It's certainly not 100%, but I will point some things out. Epstein was communicating as if there was certainty that there is A Photo™. The idea where it's a given that there is A Photo strongly implies that the thing the photo is purported to depict ... is also real. There was some concern that Putin had copies. Again, none of this makes sense if the premise isn't real.
nintendolunchbox
Promise me ? Hehe. His base will just pivot and say it's okay to gag on cock.
SeldonCrysis
I'm pretty sure he lost a bet and let Bill t-bag him. What's money to rich assholes?
Kilsta
I think he is torn in admitting publicly that he was bad at it. "FAKE NEWS!! I GIVE THE BEST...
Eyeetsass
I think Putin made him suck a horse’s dick on film as leverage before he bailed out his failing business empire.
pfunk81
You mean Donica Lewinsky?
cabalin
IDK, remember how Trump carried on about Arnold Palmer’s, er, um, “manhood”
nintendolunchbox
He really did have a thirst for that man didn't he.
csullivan
It makes me think of Mike Piazza, famous MLB catcher who was rumored to be gay and had a press conference to proclaim to the world that he was not gay, he was indeed straight.
nintendolunchbox
Doth protest too much
pineapplecatastrophe
We’ll see if Imgur allows this. An interesting thread on why this could have actually happened: https://www.threads.com/@poisonpathshop/post/DRDCMqvAZdn?xmt=AQF07uIWt_VzC4x6NMFA3fPSMvxN9JialrU0hrZdtacWV8RgEcZLQ-s9lq9t9jGKdy78BTET&slof=1
DerpMeister
Doesn't load for me. Also, Meta is fucking trash.
sirbartonslady
Honestly, I don't believe it either but I am 1000% on board to keep talking about it as if it is, if only to piss him off and mock him. That's how you combat narcissists -- laugh at them
FoamingToad
This. If it becomes a regular meme it will absolutely boil Slurpy Don's piss.