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633427 pts ยท May 23, 2013


Best thing I ever did was compose my dog a good morning song. Morning is My Best Friend Is Here energy!!!!! She is so Pavlovian geeked by my singing it, I can get a random any moment massive tail wag.

AT the minimum a comedy club is the reaction you self selected to share. The cheers and the noticeable discomfort in the room. you don't need to leap far to see acceptance ends at their doorstep nor the thought of a past experience is more poorly received by women

5 hours ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Step Brothers his Emmy and put your ballsack on it. Or l lick it when they hand it to you

5 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also soap blackens when burnt. Wonder what it will be like after they zamboni

6 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

King of curious what the long term consequence is to soaping a public rink. They are going to have to zamboni it at some point

6 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The funny bit bringing truth to power was how confident women were that the men were worse, and how quiet it got when the question unfolded. The women knew they'd see their boyfriend as less of a man if he had a "gay experience".

6 hours ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

Comedian ran a funny bit asking "who is more homophobic, men or women?" Then by audience participation proved women would be far less comfortable knowing their boyfriend had dated a guy than men would be knowing their girlfriend had dated a girl. Men carry far greater stigma for experimenting.

7 hours ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

What's even more fun is when you have kids then they act like their parenting was perfect and yours needs work. "Why would I listen to you? You are clearly disappointed with the kids you raised." (Mom didn't like that response)

7 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Still fair to not appreciate the low standard of "their best". I am not close to my mother because she needs to be clapped for, but won't clap for anyone else. She let her wanting her dream for her children ruin the relationship with the ones she has. At best it's talk about the weather while dodging criticism.

7 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The world is getting worse because the wealthy will never have enough. The idea of investing in your community is long sense dead in a culture asking how quickly can we cut jobs to AI/Outsource family livelihoods

9 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The parents fed that 1.5 year old wasabi and filmed their reaction. Poor kid is looking at them asking them to stop the burn. Also the kid didn't want to eat it, but they really worked at convincing them to

9 hours ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

That shit was child abuse. Imagine betraying a little one's trust like that

9 hours ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

The Thai Diver story was the moment where if you didn't get off the train, it showed you were happy to support a bully.

11 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Which is why it doesn't have to be if you don't want it to be. All for options and opportunities. STAR Wars at the planetarium with enhanced star maps/effects would be dope even if unnecessary

20 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

How many get super powers with Tylonol?

20 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You learn better for next time

23 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Also shows that while you have good intentions, jumping in without training/surf knowledge can quickly make the situation worse. They almost had 2 victims when the bystander thought to join

23 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

All pizza is good. With that attitude you'd never conquer Korean Pizza. It's like the dream of the 90s never died and doubled down

1 day ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Adding a fancy word at the end did not make that shit fancy. You know it's bad when you Google a Pic and cat food is at the top

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just ironic that the kombucha/pickles crowd is willfully ignorant of fermentation when it comes to the human gut.

1 day ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Insane breaking point frustration. While I don't accept the behavior, I can empathize what it would feel like to drive 8 hours to a fake address. People used to pull this gag with a "cheap canoe" and have folks drive to BFE for it and bother a random home owner

1 day ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

I'm proud that my cast iron donut for the weber grill had such a good seasoning, it just lived outside misplaced for 2 weeks while we were on vacation without a speck of rust.

1 day ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Silver lining is that his 14 of so kids will never love him because he's too creepy for baby fur parties

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I got so many down votes on imgur a decade ago for saying "he is not iron man building Tesla in his garage"

1 day ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It's why he's so desperate to be a meme lord. He will never have enough.

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And too gross for the diaper kink parties.

1 day ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Republicans are always held to a lower standard

1 day ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Notice it's all about him, not the unhoused in general. Tells you where his perspective is at.

1 day ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

"But I have to pay 2% more and that's an injustice I'd murder countless homeless for"

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It's interesting where the "blame USA for everything" crowd gets quiet when you ask "what have you learned from this?" The USA has fucked the oil supply from the middle east over a dozen times and you have yet to pivot strategy away from it.

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

100% chance this will be grounds to deny family benefits. Well... they didn't die IN combat.

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