40079 pts · January 14, 2016
I tell unfunny Dad jokes because I'm unfunny and a Dad.
I thought exactly that!
I’m British and learned nothing of what happened in Ireland in History class at school. Lots of Pink British empire maps though.
Just because HE would cheat, lie & produce fake media to prove his point in this situation means that he suspects everyone else of doing so
What the fuck is wrong with politicians in your country? I know politicians everywhere are self serving twunts but your guys are demented
So opinion is not really changing amongst those that matter. ?
The number of people that think Russia is the liberator is largely the same. The move to aggressor opinion comes from the peacemaker vote.
It does if you count numbers on your 11 fingers.
That’s a ceremonial pizza slice.
It’s not news. It’s ‘entertainment’. Like American wrestling.
Cow beats bucket, bucket beats sheep, sheep beats cow.
This is a daily occurrence for the British. The loop can only be broken through an offer of a cup of tea.
They said “ER” instead of A&E so from this we can assume s/he is an American and therefore we can also assume that s/he is fat.
Because USA is the only superpower. To challenge USA, Russia needs land, population, resources & wealth. So they expand, conquer accumulate
No le g is po wer
?♂️ wish I hadn’t read that!
You Yanks already pay enough in taxes to cover a normally priced healthcare system. The problem is that it’s not normally priced over there.
#25
I thought it was Jack Nicholson’s Joker with the gun he shot down the Batplane with?
Nah, these are bed stirrups so you can giddy up without falling off.
Canadian Geese always seem to be impeccably (impeckably?!) behaved in the UK. (I reckon the swans are keeping them in check though.)
Not surprised what with the shirt he’s wearing. Ba-doy-yoy-yoing!
Glorious response!
Every time I see #24 I’m impressed by the acting. Beautiful story told in just, what? 10 seconds?
That’s not a dog! That’s Bungle from Rainbow!!!
What is this? A video of Dennis Wise’s career highlights?
They said this dentist removed this patient’s tooth in two minutes. I guess they had tooth hurty too.
Does it confuse you when an Englishman asks you for a “bo-ool o’ war-err”?
Alcohol in the US? ?
I thought exactly that!
I’m British and learned nothing of what happened in Ireland in History class at school. Lots of Pink British empire maps though.
Just because HE would cheat, lie & produce fake media to prove his point in this situation means that he suspects everyone else of doing so
What the fuck is wrong with politicians in your country? I know politicians everywhere are self serving twunts but your guys are demented
So opinion is not really changing amongst those that matter. ?
The number of people that think Russia is the liberator is largely the same. The move to aggressor opinion comes from the peacemaker vote.
It does if you count numbers on your 11 fingers.
That’s a ceremonial pizza slice.
It’s not news. It’s ‘entertainment’. Like American wrestling.
Cow beats bucket, bucket beats sheep, sheep beats cow.
This is a daily occurrence for the British. The loop can only be broken through an offer of a cup of tea.
They said “ER” instead of A&E so from this we can assume s/he is an American and therefore we can also assume that s/he is fat.
Because USA is the only superpower. To challenge USA, Russia needs land, population, resources & wealth. So they expand, conquer accumulate
No le g is po wer
?♂️ wish I hadn’t read that!
You Yanks already pay enough in taxes to cover a normally priced healthcare system. The problem is that it’s not normally priced over there.
#25
I thought it was Jack Nicholson’s Joker with the gun he shot down the Batplane with?
Nah, these are bed stirrups so you can giddy up without falling off.
Canadian Geese always seem to be impeccably (impeckably?!) behaved in the UK. (I reckon the swans are keeping them in check though.)
Not surprised what with the shirt he’s wearing. Ba-doy-yoy-yoing!
Glorious response!
Every time I see #24 I’m impressed by the acting. Beautiful story told in just, what? 10 seconds?
That’s not a dog! That’s Bungle from Rainbow!!!
What is this? A video of Dennis Wise’s career highlights?
They said this dentist removed this patient’s tooth in two minutes. I guess they had tooth hurty too.
Does it confuse you when an Englishman asks you for a “bo-ool o’ war-err”?
Alcohol in the US? ?