RaZeByFire

1031 pts ยท February 14, 2020


Ok, Thank you.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What is this from? I've seen it somewhere but I don't remember where.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Does she roast you beyond all hope of recognition? Only your best friend can do that sort of thing.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Does he sing the song of his people when you get in the shower?

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey, isn't he the guy who didn't even defend his wife from a pedophile rapist on a debate stage?

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pockets, bro. Would a utility belt work for you?

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The Cheat is already grounded for that, do you want to have a go as well?

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Is Keebler missing all his teeth or just the front ones?

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Don't lie to me, bro. I get my steak from the Cow Tree growing the back of my local store.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I do also. I also like watching them try to figure out how to unbuckle the restraint belt in a cart. They puzzle it out, pulling once way, then the other. Wiggle it around, look at it again. It's like the scientific method is programmed into them! It's great.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's a salad, not a main dish.

3 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Ah, the guy got up and continued his speech. I think this anecdote speaks more about the general toughness of the average Congressman in the period than anything else.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I got a Fever For More Cowbell!

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Boy, that Lord Forquaad meme really is spot on for him, isn't it.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why do I always see this .gif WITHOUT Stitch smearing his face in that? It makes it SO much worse.

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I liked Pritzker's take on war-torn Chicago. He mentioned a hideous crime-ketchup on a hot dog. Terrifying!

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You did not live, you TRIUMPHED in spite of adversity!

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yep, can't buy ads to bend public opinion if you can't do business in a state. Or course, a subcontractor can buy ads. And you give them the content to run. Then you have to prove that company X is not licensed in your state and that subcontractor y DOES work for them. And the wheels of capitalism go 'round and 'round. Aren't PAC's incorporated?

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They devoured that poor kitty!

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

SMOKESHOW!

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Really Now. Do tell us of these 'Honks'.

9 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Or maybe just a big dumb machine, which would be even more economical than having peasants payed pennies per ton to do it!

9 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

'Just ONE MORE, that'll do it!'

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Should have twirled them and blown on the tips before holstering them.

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

'Common sense Voter ID standards' is just the Republican buzzword for 'poll tax'. If you have to pay for a drivers license, State ID, or anything else, it's a measure to reduce the number of poor people voting. I love that 'common sense' thing. Like it's just a no-brainer to tighten restrictions on voting. Simple as.

10 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Right-the FCC Policy should have been enough to force them to either report NEWS or not put the word anywhere the viewer would associate it with what the 'news' reader says.

10 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I honestly thought he was going to throw the water bottle into the washing machine to get it spinny, then dump it into the glass.

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ah yes, correct orientation for we Americans.

10 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yes, banning a flag has, historically, been a winning strategy against them for centuries!

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0