Lace Monitor. Google to see what they’re teeth look like to see what a real badass that lady is. That thing will remove fingers and inflict life changing injuries if it gets ahold of you.
A Lace Monitor commonly known as a Tree Goanna. I have seen one clear 60 people out of a picnic shelter in the National Park. He dined on the food they left. They are very fast on the ground and can climb very quickly up a tree.
Its funnier when you realise that the guy was actually like a big time criminal who had broken into a bank safe. Just making the scene for the love of the game. What a legend
not exactly. They did an interview years later and it was a case of mistaken identity. The guy they were looking for is the big time criminal, but the guy that they got was an out of work Shakespearean actor just trying to enjoy a succulent Chinese meal.
I need the "My husband asked for no pickles" image, with the guy hiding behind her. Except she is holding the lizard and its "My husband asked for no lizards"
Wildlife you've got more to worry about in America. The climate here however will indeed kill you (unfortunately many have been brainwashed since birth by our tourism industry to believe regular 36C @ 99% humidity is a good thing)
Pfffftit
Unhand me woman !
nalmeth
Brave. You don't want to get bit by those things. Infection galore.
Howlingowl
Maintain control of the jaws and the body. Keep the tail out of whipping distance. Nice form. +1
SleazyBijou
Fuck that go-ana!
unremarkableasterisk
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AlysObv
Competent!
WolfgangVonTittySprinkles
davesaint01930
She enjoyed getting spanked by that tail.
BeachsideBarghest
Goanna claws are RAZOR sharp! She's very lucky she didnt have shreds torn off her!
TsubakiTragic
not her first goanna.
Brest
go anna!
TeddyMoment
Crikey
ChipDontDoIt
Lace Monitor. Google to see what they’re teeth look like to see what a real badass that lady is. That thing will remove fingers and inflict life changing injuries if it gets ahold of you.
foreverlurking19
That shiva is braver than I
RetrogradeLlama
Thanks, Shiela!
nuppydog
Wife material
Promentalwashpsychosis
Resolute
obesz
Strong girl. Farm?
FlintNorth44
Aussie. Upside down?
wario37
Better. There, fixed it for you.
carbonr1
You go, Anna !
KMSigma
She was monitoring the situation closely.
jjw9
Strong girl, Aussie farm?
Bizarkly
"Awwww -- *such* a cutie!" And the woman is pretty good looking too...
Nomestoo
A Lace Monitor commonly known as a Tree Goanna. I have seen one clear 60 people out of a picnic shelter in the National Park. He dined on the food they left. They are very fast on the ground and can climb very quickly up a tree.
astrangehop
Idk, the caption says it's an aussie woman.
Aranon1183
They're also relatively harmless. As in, they aren't venomous
TheJuiceLoosener
Tree goanna. Is that a pun?
Nomestoo
No, not all Goannas climb trees.
TrueLegateDamar
RaZeByFire
What is this from? I've seen it somewhere but I don't remember where.
AlmostClever
Disney movie: The Rescuers Down Under. It's a sequel to The Rescuers. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Rescuers_Down_Under
RaZeByFire
Ok, Thank you.
freezingpilot
Thank you, this is what I was looking for.
Jimthebutler
Showing no fear and helping an animal in distress. Lady has my heart.
Swk62
And whatever it is I have.
do7rkb5n
And an amazing butt. Wife material.
smoldix42069
What is the charge? What. Is. The charge? Eating a meal? A succulent vegetal meal????
OlympicPenguin
Its funnier when you realise that the guy was actually like a big time criminal who had broken into a bank safe. Just making the scene for the love of the game. What a legend
SirBonSama
not exactly. They did an interview years later and it was a case of mistaken identity. The guy they were looking for is the big time criminal, but the guy that they got was an out of work Shakespearean actor just trying to enjoy a succulent Chinese meal.
Onisa
Those were not Goanna's eggs.
bobthefunny
GiantSquanchy
Here. I made this just for you. I think it fit very well!
smoldix42069
Art
HonHomes
Fuck me, maybe I SHOULD move to Austrailia...
Wait, I forgot about the heat. And the wildlife. Shiiiiittttt
TheMindEntropic
Stay out of my country.
HonHomes
Who shat in your coffee? You don't even know me and you feel obliged to introduce yourself as a competitor for the world's most unlikeable cunt!
TheMindEntropic
Don't care. Don't move to Australia.
Affray
I've got that animal person gene so the wildlife I think I could handle. Even if the critters were lovely I could never survive the heat.
reineseele
Everything is out to get you. HF GL Don't Die. :=)
davebarton315101
Marry one like her and the wildlife wouldn’t dare.
mikeatike
I need the "My husband asked for no pickles" image, with the guy hiding behind her. Except she is holding the lizard and its "My husband asked for no lizards"
keelindsey
And the giant spiders. And the days when spiders rain from the sky in the thousands.
Rockafella83
Think about what she can do to your ding dong… But think again if you piss her off you could end up like a wild dingo
Emjayen
Wildlife you've got more to worry about in America. The climate here however will indeed kill you (unfortunately many have been brainwashed since birth by our tourism industry to believe regular 36C @ 99% humidity is a good thing)
AsianLeprechaun
REGULAR 99% humidity!? Are your clothes just sweat rags at that point?
Emjayen
Yeah - it's a (sub-) tropical climate so 7-months of the year you can enjoy feeling disgusting/sweaty despite doing nothing but sit down indoors.
LordSutter
Life's pretty good here, I'd recommend it if you have the chance.
TheJomsborgViking
Do they take semi useless fat trucker fucks?
KaylRawr
Reliable truck drivers are in very high demand.
LordSutter
We've already got a lot, so what's one more?
mickjl
That is a really really important answer.
Not "We've got a lot, so that's enough, don't come!"
But "Yeah, lots, and that's ok, more is ok too. Come on." Love it - well said.