48644 pts · July 1, 2015
The bees are in the what now?
I really wish Steve Martin would make a Parenthood 2, and father of the bride 3. The originals are still such classics
PSYCH! It’s asbestos
Where are you
I enjoyed this
Saw the first pic and felt sad for your pathetic party. The sad soon turned to delight as I scrolled
Thought this said dicks and struggled to make sense of the logic
“Oi! Mate! Get yer dick outta your drink!”
Are his walls green or gray
Purple monkey dishwasher
Strawberry milk
I read “Elton” and was thoroughly confused about why we were hating Elton
Funny funny funny cheese funny giant wall of text
What happens when the airbags go off
Dee Dee Deed deet, Dee Dee deet deet
Me: “why the fuck are they dipping them in chocolate?”
Do you ever take it over any sweet jumps
Wait… dragon fruit is from a cactus?
See my vest, see my vest, made from real gorilla chest
I don’t see no deck
Did you wear an onion on your belt
Why can’t I figure out what you do?
I, too, have a sausage drawer
Yes. It’s not a day to forget. Not a day to pretend didn’t exist. The baby existed, these moments happened. Grief still deserves memory
Be kind and gentle with yourselves, seek help when you need it, snd keep loving each other.
I really wish Steve Martin would make a Parenthood 2, and father of the bride 3. The originals are still such classics
PSYCH! It’s asbestos
Where are you
I enjoyed this
Saw the first pic and felt sad for your pathetic party. The sad soon turned to delight as I scrolled
Thought this said dicks and struggled to make sense of the logic
“Oi! Mate! Get yer dick outta your drink!”
Are his walls green or gray
Purple monkey dishwasher
Strawberry milk
I read “Elton” and was thoroughly confused about why we were hating Elton
Funny funny funny cheese funny giant wall of text
What happens when the airbags go off
Dee Dee Deed deet, Dee Dee deet deet
Me: “why the fuck are they dipping them in chocolate?”
Do you ever take it over any sweet jumps
Wait… dragon fruit is from a cactus?
See my vest, see my vest, made from real gorilla chest
I don’t see no deck
Did you wear an onion on your belt
Why can’t I figure out what you do?
I, too, have a sausage drawer
Yes. It’s not a day to forget. Not a day to pretend didn’t exist. The baby existed, these moments happened. Grief still deserves memory
Be kind and gentle with yourselves, seek help when you need it, snd keep loving each other.