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Mar 10, 2023 6:50 AM
knightsLikeThisOnANightLikeThis
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LettermanAirsoft
#9 you forgot the one stop in Australia
TwiH
Upvote But
PPlank
#5 - MiL used to do this and it drove me mad. I tried to show her how to pour correctly (from the other side) but no, not having it. Snip.
ferlathin
I just made a todo list 10 mins ago!!! *scared*
SmoeAhsolse
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Mynamedoesntmatteronlylifematters
#14 we all end up in the same place, might as well laugh at as many memes as possible
TerraAlexstrasza
My friend doesn't understand the flip-flops one. Could somebody explain it to her?
YesButMaybe
Yes, it's pretty sunset artwork, But Maybe look at his gross feet instead now that he is wearing them.
TerraAlexstrasza
Feet didn't look gross tho. Explains why my friend didn't get it.
AnonsAndMinions
WHY DID I READ YES BUT EVERY TIME GOD DAMMIT BRAIN
tinydog
YesButMaybe
I feel so at home in this post.
Mordy9
tonyisdead
YesButMaybe
Yes, but maybe?
4vie
"Good guess but actually no", original line. "Well yes," etc sounds so much better
MangoLassi
baronluke
Some of these were a "no, because"
Hapori
DropDrop
The 'yes, but' of this show, is that Rebecca was the true best girl.
Hapori
Rebecca is lovely.
misteremjay
#10 You know what, i don't like being called out like that
KMakyra
Yes, butt.
wwilddoge
#4 every time
xizar
#6 Drink faster.
GoodGuyGonzo
MangoLassi
TheMadOnion
#6 My friends act like I'm a fucking psychopath because I buy bottled water to freeze. I do it for this exact reason
FishieStardust
*defeated sigh* I'm confused
YesButMaybe
Yes, on the left something great or neat or useful, But Maybe something shitty happens next or a conundrum is involved on the right.
PickleRiiiiiiiiiiiiick
For instance on the camera one, yes its awesome to have a dopeass phone camera BUT most only use it for shit like lunch, receipts, etc.
PackedCatMeowingPowerDensity
It flipflops between boring cheap jokes and existential crisis. Just like a modern day person.
PickleRiiiiiiiiiiiiick
Or just like imgur.
Lulabel73
NViousWino
#11 serious moving out (game) vibes.
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ArcRay
#10 i might be missing the point, but more detailed camera is great for taking clear pictures of text without needing to be point blank.
astrangehop
Yeah, my camera is fine (well medium lol) but really struggles in low light or with the slightest motion
phuzz00
You'll find yourself doing this more as you get older, but are too stubborn to buy glasses
mindjammer
Correct, but if that's the only things you take pictures of...
Kazeite
Nobody has a duty to take pictures of beautiful things just because they have a good camera on hand.
mindjammer
No comic strip has a duty to be relatable to everyone :(
Phoenix0rion
Yeah but then it's like why are you paying $2000 for a phone that does the same thing a $100 would? The service that much faster?
IWasACatAllAlong
A phone is more than a camera. It's also meant for video games. Kidding it's for smooth porn watching. And phones aren't 2000 at all.
Phoenix0rion
*$1000
Phoenix0rion
Also,forgot what it was,but I saw a thing like phones kept getting smaller till we realized we could watch porn and then they got bigger lol
Someshithead241
#9 you also hear "we're coming to the UK!" In which they only play in London.
Iihavegas
I think it’s ironic they used the metallica logo when they’re like the only band to ever play on every continent/generally tour the world
rudejohn
Or they're "touring the US" with a show in New York and one in Los Angeles.
drosophilamelanogaster
Yeah, you need to play in at least Glasgow, Manchester AND London to tour the UK
moonweasel
Yes, butt..
DropDrop
This is also the "yes, but" for, you have X-ray vision so you can see though peoples' clothes.
94562
Why is it so asymmetrical on the right?
DanniLuxgarbe
I think the left side is meant to be a further "peel back" of what's under the right side.
xizar
Person sits on their wallet. clearly.
alexstamat
Showing different levels of depth. on the right it’s the muscles closest to the surface on the left they show the deeper ones.
NachoPete
Yes, But. Yes, But. Yes, But. Yes, But.
mrkeesh
Yes, butt.
feryooday
It drives me fucking crazy when I can’t get my brain to stop reading it every time. like WHY
NachoPete
Yes, but...
gnomedeplume
gnomedeplume
ShellMeAboutIt
AntRam95
Sauce
90s4ever
I read every “yes” and every “but”
LookingCaliforniaFeelingMinnesota
In a voice as well. Yes, buuuut
mutanthammy
Same.
JediUrsa
Dieing isn't on my to-do list. It's on my to-done list.
SeriouslyWhosDownvotingThis
I think I just thought about this for the first time in my life; but dieing the right way to spell dieing? Looks weird
HenryLongfellowIII
Dying is right unless you're doing it to clothes, in which case it's Dyeing.
Zeboku
Why are you killing your clothes? Are they not already dead? /s
HenryLongfellowIII
They're fading away.
demosteness
ieieiei
Frederf
Magic trick is on my tada list.
Cilvaa
#10 I feel personally attacked
justhereforthefun
Jokes on you, I’ve got an iPhone
narniasreal
Mine only has 1 million pics of my dog.
ThatAintRightItsAllLeft
Sad I have to delete videos to make room for more videos. Anyone want doggo vids? I gotcha dog.
Jimbo64
I do this for shopping so that I get, for example, the exact kind of contact lens solution my wife uses. So much easier.
phuzz00
That looks like my photos, it's just missing the random pictures of cats and the weather. 90% of my family group chat is weather pics
casbott
#3 Could be worse …
gry425rjcp350
Lol how?
tsuelue
Speak for yourself, I got a cheap phone with a truly shitty camera. But, yes. ^^
SaFalken
There's a fucking gas meter in there. Too accurate
DarkBusterBaron
Ehh it's fine most people don't pick their phone based on camera quality you are using a tool that comes with it.
jason88fr
Please don't, do whatever the FUCK you want with your belongings.
BlueDsc
I always laugh when I look at new phones cause the cameras are always one of the biggest selling points and I couldn't give less a shit.
BlueDsc
Like, I wish there was a new phone with all of the super high end hardware minus the high end cameras.
witkop
I have that same feeling about tablets. With my phone I often take pictures, but never with my tablet.
HenryLongfellowIII
Yes, missed photo of license plate for parking validation.
Holedemort
Or the license plate of cars parked beside my car.
Cilvaa
Or just all the random badly parked cars I see and take pics of
HenryLongfellowIII
In complicated city underground parking (buildings joined together subsurface) a photo of the parking area can help.
SoftKleenex
#7 unless you're meticulous, I don't know how people stand getting food bits on the bed, I assume they're not doing laundry right after
trumpypumpyinyourrumpy
Cheese in bed only. No chips or toast
ClericOfTheProsperityGospel
What's the matter, peasant, does your cheese not crumble?
trumpypumpyinyourrumpy
I warm it up under the blankets till it melts as i was taught at fancy pants royal academy
JacksCookieLifter
My dad liked to eat pomegranates in bed. This annoyed my mum.
ClownishAntics
They're pulling the plunger back, the man is clearly full of lethal injection and they are saving him.
hyperchondriac
They extracted all the poisonous blood from Death to use for prisoners, now Death is just a skeleton. Poor guy.
Humputse
I know this is a joke, but first aspiration then injection. Gotta make sure you're in the vessel or you'll just make a slowly fatal bump.
Muunk
Lethal rejection
ClownishAntics
In medical terms, the 'ol death yoink
HedonistBeard
That's actually how it's done, they suck out the things you need to live. They call it an injection for the same reason we call it a BJ.
ClownishAntics
...It's a blow job because you're meant to exhale on face poke
demosteness
Yes, but #14
GlowstickJedi
He's donating lethal injections. His simple gift will ensure that hundreds of death row inmates with sketchy convictions are killed.
darkstarmc
His blood is the lethal injection. He is venom
stiklikegiant
You alcohol the arm to make the vein stand out better.
AlexSomething
Try injecting enough blood of the wrong type into someone's body, see how that can turn into a lethal injection real quick.
Raznaroth
Harvesting
CrazyViruss
But
LiceBurger
Lethal injection producing megaclone harvested for lethal injections 🤢
conniecpu
I pull the plunger back to make sure I didn't hit a blood vessel when injecting hormones into my muscle/fat
Warutteri
You also often do the same to make sure the needle is properly in the vein when injecting into veins (source: used to do IV drugs)
pixelsnader
4 drugs? At once? Well, at least it wasn't 6 drugs and rock&roll.
Warutteri
Such a great interview x'D Also, I've done way more than 4 drugs at once... I think 6 is actually pretty close to my personal record ?
bolobass
Yes: Hermanos. But: Hormones. (Or reverse idk)
pyroshen
htapoicoS
Hormones are a hell of a drug
MetalGifs4u
Do you ever accidentally pull out any lethal injection?
conniecpu
Dunno if they do a similar thing with IV to make sure they did hit it?
hewgothestrange
It's called aspirating you pull back slightly on the flush when in the vein and if you get no resistance and easy return you have a line
ClownishAntics
Infiltration is an issue yeah, but luckily people leak brightly coloured water when it happens so it's easy to spot.
ENCHANTMEN
crazy how nature do that
HawkmanXLII
I use scissors every day to cut whole birds apart and then feed the bits slowly to another bird throughout the day. For money.
bEEfmAn923
Username checks out
Rathan5
Falconry?
HawkmanXLII
Yup
PunchInTheDicker
Why can’t I figure out what you do?
HawkmanXLII
Falconer.
usernamesaregayboy
Ya'l hiring??
HawkmanXLII
Just did, full for a bit.
randomwalrus
If I feed some of the new hires to the birds, will new spots open up?