Poopsiedaisy1

2080 pts Β· June 20, 2015


Tell him to smell the vine stem booty hole of the tomato for a sweet and slightly citrus smell. Have him touch his left thumb to his left pinky and feel the pad under that thumb. The tomato should feel the same. Not hard but just slightly yielding. I'm colorblind too.

1 week ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Baby oil. My wife went through the same situation and it's the only thing that helped. Let him do it. Communicate the pain level, don't just bare it.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She thought I had told her I was interesting in bed, but I told her I was INTO RESTING.

4 weeks ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Why is this edited out like the furry pron with the 6 digit number thing? I know that it is a ridiculously large baby chair, but the other implication is horrifying.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When do we get to hear the impish screams of the conure?

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's only like 5 things. Your dreams are 5 things away?

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How do you get any rest? I enjoy the recap/links, but some days, it's just nauseating for me to even keep up with current events. Do you have some support? Drinking plenty of water?

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I got to drive a replica in NM. It belonged to my GFs uncle and I dressed as batman for a kids party and then all the kids said they wanted to watch me drive off. He glared at me warningly and handed me the keys.

I am devastated that I don't have a picture to prove it.
The batmobile could use disk brakes.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Don't listen to this rutterless plate of carbohydrates. They mean to deceive you with tales of the old ways.

I know the perfect use for this. It must be destroyed; castigated from the selfish mortal eyes that covet it. If you send it to me, along with a nominal fee, I will unwind it back to the essence it was born of because it holds no power over me. Although.....

2 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Unclean!!!!!! Witch!!!!!! Can you turn a picture of the bite mark into an OF for these thirsty users? Gotta keep that hustle up.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

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4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not to be that person, but the filter goes over the spinny part.

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

As a non-user, this is the exact Experience Informed Care I was looking for.
As a follow-up: I get the humor here, and know that 99.9% of parties have substances clearly marked, but, you would smell/taste something is up pretty quickly, right?

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Purchased one a while back as a gift for my sister. Beautiful and stunning. It sits strung up where the windows of the condo balcony catch it around 6pm, creating a wonderfully peaceful affect for after work vibes.

It made a jaw dropping gift and earned me some brownie points. She's a big LOTR fan.

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

This does not pass the Bechdel Test.

4 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Poopsie 2020, Go to sleep, now, Bun, I love you very much.

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

@op. You missed a question in your FAQ. What is your favorite biscuit?

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Then, you've accomplished the first step to getting a little better.

6 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

There's an artist named Ashnikko who kind of looks like you.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did he just rocket a trainer in the stomach instead of the gloves he was holding?

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Go take Tylenol for your back.

6 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yo, where dat roadrunner rebel alliance at tho?

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did puffy blue (I'm colorblind) jacket just steal a phone?

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank god. I was literally about to do that.

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well what..
What are you...
If you was trans then..
Well, what are you now?

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Same.

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0