NuclearMonk

107060 pts · March 18, 2014


He can't shoot blah people yet despite Trump's promises.

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This would be a worthy sequel to Drop Dead Gorgeous.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure those are solid chicken though and not some weird chicken-potato slurry.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's manageable if you stick with long foods like baguettes and spaghetti.

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They clearly loved hula hooping.

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Apparently, the consensus was "no."

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and has been featured in a few stores about what happens to local governments that completely succumb to MAGA shitheads.

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Both armies report it’s been the most fun they’ve ever had

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And they are notorious for not respecting safewords

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The groom has also chosen to write his own vow.

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In his defense, he probably thought CHIPS was referring to the children's health insurance program. That doesn't make it any better at all though.

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

The safe recovery is calling to attention the massive amounts of water it takes to support tree nuts like almonds.

2 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 2

Great gas mileage though

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*unless you're at a strip club.

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On the other hand, it's building a foundation of employable skills so that she could be independent if her marriage were to fail or her future husband can't otherwise support the family. Being a stay at home wife/mom is totally cool if that what she wants, but it's pretty irresponsible to not be prepared if things don't turn out.

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There's no way I can vote for someone with such poor ball-handling skills.

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I think that's a proprietary feature of Tesla.

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She can't be a stay at home wife because she's a single working woman. The math checks out. Taking it a step further, if she had two wheels, she'd be a bicycle.

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Now let's try again!

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

But clearly actions don't have consequences, so idk

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No…that’s tequila

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or Moon Knight and a condom.

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