WazertFromBlueSky
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Now my bottom's big!
Nov 4, 2024 1:57 PM
WazertFromBlueSky
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Now my bottom's big!
chichiFregiLover
don't tell me the glass one hasn't been staged
CouldntCakeLess
#8
ariochrn
#7 That is his *actual* scream we can hear there.
Mechwarrior719
Nah I’m pretty sure only dogs heard his scream.
punknoodles0
#10 And if it was from Harbor Freight, it would've burst into flames.
wikkit
#1 There's always time for lubricant!
SCP1504
gablestout
#1
samthepea
Tony Lazuto says hello
SFuhr
#1 needs a Tom & Jerry Scream since it lacks audio
Tyrann01
I got you fam...
https://youtu.be/8r3IHDr7M2s?si=EqYFaawVa86KuED6
KalmaWallu
Tony Lazuto says hello
Jordan7831
Beat me too it ya bastard!!
gablestout
BlueskydragonFX
#10 Ah the classic Chinesium drills.
DJThuglifeSupreme
#1 My anus is bleeding!
IRCBrink
#7 would like a word
gablestout
Tony Lazuto says hello
DJThuglifeSupreme
He’s carried out 47 hits like this…
phalckon
Classic! For those who don't know, Rejected by Don Hertzfeldt: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7JyjZI3LUM
lrateyourrig
probably a hitman
Breadfordloaves
#5 I guess we don't know who in particular he said he was going to take down
PenguinPete
#4 Iowa here: Thanks for reminding me; it's almost THIS season again!
mintvis
#6 That’s an idiot parent getting what they deserve
OhIfIMust
I'm genuinely impressed by the fact that the parent isn't raging and blaming the kid.
Magavyn
A good lesson for them both.
8p5p4vmtw5
Kid didn't get hurt but the idiot parent pays the price. Couldn't have ended better.
ImSynnical
Should also get a visit from CPS not that the kid(s) should be taken cause foster care is hell but like Jesus fucking Christ man kid shouldn’t be operating a motor vehicle alone at like 5
LastOnTheBall
#4 cheap treadmill…
Wirefish
#1
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punknoodles0
#9 What's up, Doc?
rukeman
#7 He can legit say he has skid marks on his drawers.
iamlegendinjapan
#3 ah yes the fingerprint remover in action
zFUBARz
honestly kind of amazing those things exist without any obvious label at all. At least in a kitchen you might reasonably expect a stove to be hot. I can see why a kid or young adult would expect to see a secret hot plate in a car dashboard these days.
Rhinta
I definitely burned myself on one in a real estate agent's Lincoln as a young kid. You know, the ones with lighters in each of the 4 doors.
anjeleyezjr
Every one I've seen did have a label.
zFUBARz
It's been a while, usually something that looks like a smoking cigarette at least from what I remember, although to be fair that's not super descriptive either in a situation like this where it's not part of an ashtray. This one doesn't seem to have anything super obvious either.
iamlegendinjapan
My '95 Taurus had a warning. This looks like 80s or older
ButtonsAreForPushing
As an early Gen-X kid, around my house this was referred to as a “teaching moment”.
ButtonsAreForPushing
#3 that is.
DebbieDangle
I too am early GenX. My big brother administered this particular lesson by pushing the car lighter in to heat up, then waiting for it to cool down enough that the coils were no longer red. He told me I could touch it since it wasn't red and hence wasn't hot. Narrator: it was very hot and she burned the living crap out of her finger.
Freeasabird2015
#4 Spectacular! I would have crashed to ground in two.
BrigidtheMechLady
#3 I did this one. When I was 8.
Theshnazzyone
But what's the excuse of a full sized adult?
madrush
Have you seen full size adults lately?
zFUBARz
I dunno, the voice of the person recording sounds really young too.
RoutemasterFlash
Aww, I'm glad the ice-dance guy fell backwards onto the snow, at least. Eventually.
jodu
Frozen jagged snow doesn't make for a very soft cushioned landing though.
RoutemasterFlash
I've never heard of "jagged snow." It just looks like regular snow to me. And it's got to preferable to concrete, surely?
jodu
Well, not sure what to call it then. When show first melts (slightly) and then freezes again. I'd much prefer falling on a flat surface such as concrete.
RoutemasterFlash
I think we might live in universes where water has very different properties.
merrburr
It always gets me when for a split second he’s cartoon running normally on the ice.
punknoodles0
#6
cptcarnage
Waterworld?
punknoodles0
Waterworld
gablestout
Waterworld
NinetiesBoomer
wo oh wo ld
MrStealYourGiF
#4 I thought there were words that went with that, something like "Come on my honey, come on my baby, come on my good time gaAAal ..."
NBRI
"Hello my baby, hello my darling, hello my ragtime gal!"
There's more to it, but I don't know the rest of the words. Something about "you are my morning sun", I think?
Snaitf
https://genius.com/Michigan-j-frog-hello-my-baby-lyrics
Righteousdew
Ragtime gal. Michigan J. Frog sings it.
mintvis
#10 It’s like a twizzler
MapleSyrupMafia
EA-Nasir descendants over there painting twizzlers and giggling as they're packaging them.
GravitySmellsLikeCheese
I can’t get over this. What a joke
AbelardSnazz
I once bought some cheap screwdrivers from a guy selling stuff from a hold-all in the pub - first time I tried to change a plug, the screwdriver turned into a corkscrew.
Bloodsense
In my early 20s I installed car electronics. They promoted one of our sales people to a leadership roll that required him to do 1 or 2 days a week in the install bay. The first day, he went to the dollar store for tools. We spent the next few weeks watching everything break the first time he used it.
ImSynnical
Good for them to learn the reality of the situation though so many project managers that have no fucking clue how shit works and unrealistic expectations because they’re charismatic retards with no real knowledge of what they sell and pass the blame on shop / installers, I like when people are promoted within so you actually have someone who knows how shit can go sideways sometimes and plans for any scenario
ExitRude2
#10 weapons grade chinesium
Srcsqwrn
This feels like thinly veiled racism
OhIfIMust
No more than Stalinium armor.
mclamby
Harder is always better, comrade! Brittleness isn’t a problem!
BeragondGreatstride
It’s a dig on their country’s substandard steel industry, not on people of Chinese descent.
cbale2000
When China stops making shit metal, and trying to pass it off as the real thing, we'll stop mocking them for it. Some stereotypes exist for a reason.
Capum15
Tofu Dreg Construction but for tools.
SCP1504
#5 “Hey Rob, maybe we should take the dummies into battle…”
demolitionlover09
I think he broke his arm. Arms shouldn’t bend the way his does at the end. Or maybe I’m just not bendy.
Bunnies007
Imagine the embarrassment of getting your arse kicked by a dummy!
DrSchlepenstein
Fawin
#9 as has been foretold for generations.
ScaredSpitless
History has taught me that one of those people is Peter Sellers
onesidedsquare
If they had just kept going they might have missed
nothingunused
Is this a new Naked Gun movie in production? Who's playing Nordberg?
HubicPairs
I’ve heard there actually is a new naked gun series, with Liam Niesan. Could be Incred
implosion3
P-diddy as soon as he gets some things.. resolved
BeardedWonder82
#6 Maybe don’t let a small child ride a jet ski by themselves
TheWeebleWobler
I think he did pretty well.
nothingunused
It's Texas, my surprise level is 0.
ExitRude2
Hey man, he offered to fix it. Little man will have that buffed out by tomorrow
Mercurybird
But he said he could fix it so…
quackersforcrackers
You can't tell me what to do man
StewedTomaters
Come on, he looks 13 /s
drakkaris12718
Think you have to rest that sum by 5 /s
ImSynnical
But did he die /s
JohnnyLawlessEsq
Texas is a state full of retards.
anirri
I wish you where wrong but alas no argument here.
BklynPunisher
What about Florida?
KellyCrazyCatLadyinTraining
Am Floridian. Can confirm, lots of stupid people here.
JohnnyLawlessEsq
As @WorstCommentEver says, people from Florida don’t care if they’re stupid. Everyone from Texas think they’re the hottest shit the universe has ever pushed out.
WorstCommentEver
Having worked with multiple people from both states and having visited both states multiple times, the trend I’ve noticed is while there are a LOT of really stupid people from both states, the people from Florida know they aren’t very smart but don’t care, while the people from Texas think they are the smartest person you will ever meet. Just my experience anyways.