NewUsernameWhoDis

8365 pts ยท July 1, 2016


Why are you reading this?

So we can both watch X-Files.

4 hours ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

We're Kernels.

21 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Heart, so they can summon Captain Planet?

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The old school Windows hot dog stand color scheme

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Um, acccccctttttuuuuuuuaaaaaaallllllllyyyyyyyyy

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ok, then Step 1: Get your buddy to help you carry the unconscious person. Step 2: Get unconscious person to safety. It's really the same steps as above but hopefully no one is shooting at you.

2 months ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Yeah, that tracks.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But every dog on earth will get untreatable leukemia. That is why you always wait for the but.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One little voice is calling me calling me.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean it it weren't for him and his administration they wouldn't even be in a position to be nominated.

5 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

There is no spoon.

7 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

If you haven't done so get some dishwasher cleaner and run that one or two times. You may also want to ensure you run the hot water in the kitchen sink a bit before running the dishwasher as well, that way the water filling the dishwasher is hot to start with.

7 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

If you hold your farts in your body will just release them when you fall asleep. So if you think you've never farted in front of your partner you've actually just been hot boxing them instead.

7 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

See the thing is if you were to missidentify a person in an ad in the paper you could print a retraction. I think you know this and that's why you chose to escalate the response to lighting people on fire to make it sound worse.

7 months ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 3

I can pick locks, I had a 1 hour course one weekend, I have no idea how to cut a key. Also to what end? I'm going to travel who knows how far to rob a house that has who knows what valuables or what kind of other security?

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

And then what? Why would anyone make the effort to track a place down to rob it based on a picture from the internet instead of say casing a place that they know has stuff they would want to steal? Why would people think this is an easier or a better target?

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

So someone is going to first go full Rainbolt to geoguess your houses location, then manually recreate your key from the picture, that's the worry?

8 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Because picking locks is hard....

8 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3

I respect that black comedy is not for everyone, but if you do like black comedy and don't like death to smoochy I would be curious as to why.

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My understanding is that it is meaningless, which is the point, a thing that is said for the sake of saying it. Anyone asking if you know what it means by definition doesn't know what it means. While it had a meaning in the song it originated from, that has been discarded as the phrase itself became popular.

9 months ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

You'd like to think so, but some people are very delusional about the way the world works and their place in it.

9 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Well they need the world to end, if it keeps going after they die it means they weren't the main character.

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I always assumed at sunrise.

10 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

That is a dissused railroad track separating the parking lot of mile high comics from the actual comic book shop.

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I plan because otherwise no one else will and nothing will ever get done.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They will always have their ill defined deepstate to put the blame on.

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

You do get ads in the sense that if say Northwestern Mutal Life helps fund a show they get a little couple second thing talking about the company, but not usually specific products.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, magic isn't real. I'm legally required to say that.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The smell of really rich soil.

1 year ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

No matter where you go, there you are.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0