MrSwissroll

190505 pts · June 21, 2021


I made sandwiches. Then I made hot dogs. Send buns and veggies. Sand Witch Chronicles here: https://imgur.com/t/40sandwiches Haute Dog Archives here: https://imgur.com/t/40hotdogs And if you've enjoyed my kitchen adventures and would like to drop a tip: https://ko-fi.com/misterswissroll

Sometimes I wonder how the first human to see a talking bird reacted to hearing it repeat their words

5 hours ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Excellent loop

8 hours ago | Likes 77 Dislikes 2

I really appreciate that

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Skill issue. Just git gud, scrub.

1 day ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 1

Did you know the Titanic actually broke her toe kicking the iceberg?

1 day ago | Likes 168 Dislikes 1

Thought for sure I was looking at a black-and-white wedding photograph from the thumbnail. You have sublime skill and passion, @op. Well done! +1

2 days ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 0

Oh, thank you! That means a lot. I loved making them too, and it was always my intention to keep going, but a lot of roadblocks came up in my life that made it difficult. I'd like to hope another cooking adventure is still on the table, though! Regardless, thank you for your kind words :)

2 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Wow, what are the odds? +1

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nightmare blunt rotation

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Is she that same one-armed monkey from China? I remember seeing a video of them giving the meanest side-eye to a banana fiend many years ago

2 days ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 0

Is...is he actually using Dolly's death as a ploy to further anti-vax rhetoric?

2 days ago | Likes 367 Dislikes 2

Ah, I gotcha. I should've read the bottom of your post more closely. That said, the picture is still AI generated, so I'm afraid I must maintain my downvote.

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I couldn't find any sources for this warning and since the picture is generated with AI, that's gonna be a no from me, dog.

2 days ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

3 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"You've breasted your last boobily!"

3 days ago | Likes 225 Dislikes 0

As a modern day influencer, yes.

3 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"This meeting could've been in chainmail"

3 days ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 0

It's Godfatherin' time

3 days ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 3

Roll that beautiful bean footage!

3 days ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

That's rough, buddy. I'm sorry to hear

3 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Damn, that's just terrible. My condolences to him, I can't imagine either. I hope he's in better times now

3 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I've always wondered what the basis of the notifications was. I tip my hat to you, arajad

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Agreed. I was pretty let down when the original got cancelled, this one just isn't the same.

3 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That's it! I remember someone posted a dump of them here years ago. It was quite engaging, but then they stopped it altogether. Is this a spiritual successor of sorts then?

3 days ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Isn't this the same author that made that earlier comic about a goth girl and an eldritch octopus who liked cereal?

3 days ago | Likes 89 Dislikes 1

Correction: *this* comic was made by Robert Minor. OP posted a shitty AI recreation

3 days ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Dolly wrote and sang the song '9 to 5.' OP said the 25th of September because it's 9/25 (nine/two-five)

3 days ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Carmen Sandiego would know. Ask her

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