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You can raise them in Wisconsin all you like, but you can't steal their magic or stifle their toe bean numbers.
Aug 27, 2026 4:57 AM
BestofUwU
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You can raise them in Wisconsin all you like, but you can't steal their magic or stifle their toe bean numbers.
ShadeMeadowsArt
B E A N S
riverpubby
BEEEEEAAAAAAANS
Targe0
That cats going to have giant feet when it grows up.
Cause Maine Coons do not have small feet when they are normal.
This cat is going to be sizable.
BohabRex
Little bean hog, what you gonna do with all them beans
randomwalrus
Greater area for swats. Woe to their foes, for they shall feel the wroth of their toes.
sometimesarobot
Name that cat Eldritch Anomaly
theskepticinme
PhilFromAccounting
I don't know shit about fuck but that seems like too many toes.
JadeNB1729
YOU TAKE THAT BACK MR BEANS HAS EXACTLY THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF TOES
PhilFromAccounting
sometimes too many is exactly the right amount
USvette1
Tis a mighty bean harvest!
InitHello
Fun fact: Polydactyly is moderately common in cats, and especially in Maine Coons. It's also believed that the mythological Sleipnir, Oðinn's famous steed, may in fact have come from tales of a polydactyl horse with two hooves on each leg.
hohohoooo
Marsupialmessiah
Oooh! Organic Scratchy beans! Much better than the canned ones!
MyDragonHeartedSpirit
A bumper crop!
Razek1ell
A booper crop?
Affray
As a kid I had a cat that had eight toes on each foot, apparently a world record that I can't prove now. It looked like he had suction cups.
Poppypoppoppop
What I imagined with 29 toes
CeoHuntingSeason
digifuzzy
"ALL THE SCRATCHING POSTS!!!" - Erebus probably
Normandingo
I toed you I kneed you
TungstenOrbital
So many beans
lopix
SO MANY BEANS!!
Munchman347
How old is she if she's already experiencing 'ManyPaws'...
hmoof
What would all the toes be called?
JadeNB1729
... and (gasps) THIS little piggy went to pick up more kitty treats ....
TheMurderousCricket
Did they really name the cat after a Doom level...? Ish?
FartsSmellBad
I had to scroll back up to see what little e1m1's name really was
quasarvoyager2
If I had a cat I'd call it E1M1
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
In Greek mythology, Erebus is darkness personified, born from chaos. In case that makes it any better.
drhorseturd
Weird that greek mythology took that from WH40k
danishjuggler21
You’re conflating Phobos Anomaly and Mt Erebus
TheMurderousCricket
That's why I added "ish"!
ButtscratchMcPherson
Well, that beats my highschool cat's toe count by 2.
OnFridaysWeWearBeskar
That's a lotta beans.
brainman28
"The average number of toe beans is 17. Not because of the occasional polydactyl cat, but because Toe bean georg has skewed the average."
Autittuderp
Blursed beans
woodworkerf
How many are normal? 24? 20?
Badprenup
Of just the toe beans? I think 18. 5 on each front paw (including the dewclaws) and 4 on each back paw.
CeoHuntingSeason
MrSwissroll
Roll that beautiful bean footage!
joshuasplinth
JustFeedMePieDammit
I'm glad Jacob told us about the bean footage
DukatNaranek
That kitten has a whole damned can of beans!
WienerBeener
Finally recognized for something other than binge drinking! WOOOOO!! *Slams a Spotted Cow*
ArcaneM37
Don't forget our cheese! We have that too! *downs a whole bag of Malcore's*
joezap
I had a cat with extra toes. I named him Toeny.
harthram
Bean salad.