MotoCanuck

22087 pts ยท August 16, 2017


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Christianity is a Pagan religion, it's literally a fucking combo meal of other religion's pagan traditions.

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Prank?

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Brazil?

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Sean Connery

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His chin is not deep enough into his neck for this :|

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I can't believe I had forgotten for this long that beanie babies had once existed.

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Maybe just start killing them off and let their own caucus hide the evidence.

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Middle out. The same way they figured out how to jack off an entire room.

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He has no idea how it works. :|

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Matt was so good, I can't believe he never joined the OG crew.

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They have so many hits, it's insane they aren't bigger!

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Hatchet? hatchet.

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Well 3rd terms also aren't a thing, but hey.. they're clearing going to try.

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Did you not watch to the end? lol

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Ryder looks like my Lily :O

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Also reminds me of perfect-man from The Awesomes.

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That's a lot of thick copper wire :D

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With his teeth

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Dumb bitch probably doesn't even know of Homer or the Illiad. :B

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They were great men who actually cared and when the recession hit, porkchop mcfuckface bought majority stock while pricing was down and ousted of Martin, then pressured Mark and made work life terrible until he sold his stock and quit. He has done this with several companies because he is just a giant attention craving ass hole.

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Context on the dying man?

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That's not the proper way to do it. You use a rope to sway them back and forth until they bend over enough for you to scavenge everything.

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How unexpectedly pleasing

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Reminds me of the Upstate new york construction crew riding club called the Fugawi's because they're Italian American and often got lost on road trips. I believe one member was also a meme for talking about cat calling as a good thing to a reporter before finding out the segment was against construction workers cat calling women.

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White car to left of me, white car to my right, here I am, stuck in the middle with- *boof*

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I read sith lord as shit lord and have never laughed so hard at something so stupid, this hard.

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Dodged a bullet and got to eat haagan-daaz

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A bullet would fix this

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Actually, they're dorit-hoes, designed after the shape of a hoe.

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