WolvesAreTheBestPeople
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Jul 27, 2026 5:23 PM
WolvesAreTheBestPeople
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ALTEFFFOUR
Penis inspection day was supposed to be a meme.
fractalsphere
They already test each other in boot camp, right? 🤷
brambleheart
Test by mouthfeel.
Chalybos
With his mouth.
huffnpuff72
Photo: if youre not this big ...
LibranLuvertis
....personally
MotoCanuck
With his teeth
wj170499
MAGA GOP are ridiculously preoccupied with genitals. Obsessively preoccupied.
TalkingSnake
That reminds me, did anyone fly the flag at half mast for Lindsey Graham?
Or did everyone fly them high and strong like he liked them?
JoeMangoJello
Orally
PithyCommentBelow
brownribbon
Cock pushups?
aeroldoth
"Down and give me 50 soldier!"
duktayp
Here's your erection tester https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExMXo4MmFtMHhrZmFrM2JmejhkNWV6MHAxbTN3aTR5cmxlaGU5cXVvZyZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/FbiL9rsmZN3ib2JSGo/giphy.gif
Crispy4Skin
We need the tugging 2 dicks version of this
AbsoluteKilljoy
I like to imagine he's holding a hanky between his ears and pulling it from side to side
CouldntCakeLess
StunttheRunt
Maybe he's been yelling about erection fraud and we've just been mishearing old man shit diapers.
rydecker
it's the "Epstein-Trump double bull milking dance"
ThatGuyFromJustSouthOfTheMiddleOfNowhere
Pete Kegsbreath just announced his new vision for boot camp
Malak224
Did anyone figure out what that crotch warmer thing is?
Eddyrock
By mouth feel.
Aranon1183
I knew there was a reason I always call him "Smegsbreath".
kirby422
I was thinking he'd use his anus, with repeated tests as he tightens it to see how well they can force there way through at each stage.
Mikesane
Trump’s is fine. That was actually a prerequisite for Pete’s job.
OnlyWantToSayOneThing
Someone have the gif of a guy flopping a measuring tape around, before shortening it to 3inch to show that the tape doesn't flop?
invisiblemaniac
No, you just have to TELL him it's fine. And he's a big big boy. That's sufficient.
FourScoreAndSevenBeersAgo
There's no way Trump has working machinery
invisiblemaniac
That's when you hire a professional, apparently.