MortyC132formallyMortyC137

5508 pts · February 9, 2014


I live in Dallas, TX. I was born here, but I've lived all over the country as well as a few places overseas. I love a great beer, and a good futbol match. I love the way firewood smells when it's burning and I'm a sucker for a good horror movie.

PSA: Alton Brown's carving a turkey guide

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Golden Pheasant

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My top ten(ish) movies

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Underneath The Uniform

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Stuff to send bae

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My favorite description of net neutrality. Two years old and repost but too important not to share again.

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Toto - Africa - Metal Cover \m/

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i chuckled

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There's already a title on the video, deal with it. 

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Not the punchline.

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this gif

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Curiosity Kills

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First day at work be like...

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Wet Wednesday

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Trash Panda dump

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For My Cake Day - My Favorite Imgur Post Of Them All - "We're nothing but human"

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When you open your bank account after a night out with your friends.

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LLLLEEEEEERRRROOOOYYYY JJJEEEENNNNKKKIIINNNNNSSS!!!!!

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My Favorite Sci-fi Books

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My favourite picture to send when people ask for nudes on the front page

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"I did it! The chicken played with me!"

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Pinocchio the politician

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It's my cakeday, have some stolen offensive comics! (Trigger warning)

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MRW I apply for an entry level position in my field and told I don't have enough experience. 

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A small dump of non-photogenic animal photos

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It's complicated.

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Sorry.

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Spirit Animal

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At least it's Saturday

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Some of my newest tungsten rings

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Always be prepared

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What else would you expect at this ungodly hour

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Can I interest you... in some car insurance?

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The Australian graffiti artist Lushsux is back at the West Bank.

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small harry potter dump

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Don't leave me alone

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What Is Dead, May Never Die

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Guy Performs CPR and Saves Doggo that has suffered a Heart Attack

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A collection of D-Bag Joel Osteen.

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Inspiring

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He's loving his sink bath 

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Call the burn unit

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Fit girls rockin

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GOT Real Life Partners!

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Can someone tell me where this is from?

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I have to go, my people need me ...

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Just seen a wasp off for a game of quidditch

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Kizslikowski.

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Strap in for an awesome investigative Twitter thread

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It's not the size of the fish, it's the motion of the ocean.

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Simkaye Comic Pool

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My very first crush

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NEW, MORE ACCURATE HOUSE TARGERYEN SIGIL

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