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When you open your bank account after a night out with your friends.
Nov 3, 2017 11:57 AM
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ThermoNuke
I did this when I was younger.. went to the titty bar and spent 500 in lap dances... only to realize they charge you another 50$ at the ATM
kimsahobbit
Toast? Anyone else smell toast?
blueknot
Liberty has fallen! To arms!
IBentMyWookie
Lordvice
She was overheating in the costume and her brain send all the blood to her massive breasts to save them, in turn they cushioned her fall
Durtschi
When I pay the electric bill in the summer after the AC is turned on.
DidYouKnowThatCashewsComeFromAFruit
I once stood up too quick at a movie to use the restroom. Got to the restroom and blacked out. Pretty sure my friend saw my junk then too...
ItsaMeMaaario
That stranger things tag though...
jkwasy
Thank you! I thought I was going crazy because nobody else seems to notice
Idrinkforevil
More like when you open your bank account on Monday after a weekend with your friends @op
SlightlyBlackerTactleNeck
What is going in to that man?
GirdleTurtle
karanperson
This Wendy person is a real character. First saw her on h3h3 podcast
Brant04
Fascinating
Cereaza
That does not look like dehydration. That looks like... her brain just shut off.
OhFaceYeah
Sometimes it's both. I've had two seizures and the only thing the Docs could come up with was dehydration.
Cereaza
Yeah. It's down to reverse diagnose what happened. It's neurological, so unless they were there, it's like. "I dunno... dehydration i guess?
BillPostersIsAnInnocentMan
i have no idea who she is,but she was on tv earlier saying it was too tight a costume +dehydration and menopause and just overheated *shrug*
Cereaza
I would think overheating and dehydration and unable to breathe. The symptoms would be a little more gradual. Amiwrong?
BillPostersIsAnInnocentMan
I dunno.. I'm not a doctor.. But that's what she said it was
Cereaza
I think it's been all over the news, because what she said doesn't make sense.
somekindafuckingidiot
i think drugs
Cereaza
Yeah, this is the first 30 seconds after smoking Salvia. lol
Flipvan
I don’t understand why people have so much hate for her that they say this was fake. Didn’t look fake. Generally made me uncomfortable.
Cannadance
Wait, why is she the statue of liberty? She's black! That statue is GREEN! this is appropriation and what not.
misterturdcat
I can't stand her, so this will never not be funny to me.
CrossStitchAddict
What actually happened?
CrisisRedditor
Got overheated from the costume, makeup, lights.
CrossStitchAddict
Ohh ok. Thank you!
tbow
faker
Insomnia297
What's with the tags?
NickGeer
Insomnia297
Ah, chaotic liberal, my second favorite alignment.
Canadoug
I think she is a huge cunt but I'm glad she didn't get seriously injured.
MeltingPearls
The next day she started crying just talking about it...ugh
Skizzlesnap
No gash to the gash.
FragileReality
This is how faulting is supposed to work.
Stilgod
RIP
FragileReality
Omg, I totally forgot he passed. :(
Furminator84
This. This is the world I want to live in... Where you can not like someone but still not wish bad things to happen to them.
Idontlikewearingshoes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XjayddbksQ
Jeebidy
I don't really keep up with her why do think that?
Canadoug
She's a bad person. She makes fun of people for how they look, accuses people of things with no proof, and is just loud and obnoxious.
motorwaffle
The "how to trick your guy into impregnating you" segment didn't do wonders for my opinion of her.
ScottishPower
What happened? Who is she
SupraLove
Wendy Williams, has a talk show kind of thing. She fainted after overheating in her costume.
ScottishPower
Thanks
Rowee
Tbh I thought the fainting was part of it, and she was reacting to Trump. In my mind that'd explain the costume
LikeTotallyNotTheNSA
She's Wendy Williams, TV host that malfunctioned after her circuits fried due to a crossed wire. She's back from maintenance & operational.
FsImgur
West World Season 2!
ScottishPower
Hehe thanks
TheIllustriousPotentate
Her name was Robert Paulson.
InterstellarBlondie
Is there an origin to this joke?
TheIllustriousPotentate
Fight Club.
gynonurseifixyourladybits
Nobody can tell me that this isn't a dude
bachterman
ru paul?
iupvotegermanshepherds
Her name is Wendy Williams and she is a TV show host who fainted during her show due to being dehydrated and low on electrolytes
gunstarzz
Electrolytes you say
bachterman
electrollites.
stillNotaDude
What are electrolytes?
bachterman
https://youtube.com/watch?v=lUTZmSyDErg
ScottishPower
Thank you
stillNotaDude
She needs Brawndo the thirst mutilator
TheIllustriousPotentate
It’s got what plants crave.
spicytoblerone
Hate is an understatement
fancypantspanda
I heard she likes to ski on those white ski slopes, wonder if that could be related?
alisongrace5656
She's certainly got the nostrils for it.
omegamonster
Reminds me of the "Two Weeks" security on Mars scene from the original Total Recall
omegamonster
they cut to commercial before her face split open and Arnold popped out.
ThoughtThisWasAmerica
tyrunn
ReverseTransmission
Who is this and why should I care?
CrisisRedditor
A horrible American talk show host.
NickGeer
Wendy Williams and I don't think you should. https://youtu.be/-XjayddbksQ
ReverseTransmission
Yah I don't care.
MyPalmsSpaghettiKneesWeakArmsSpaghettiTheresVomitOnMySpaghetti
Thanks for your input
unclemeat70
That is totally fake. Did it to impress her husband.
alisongrace5656
That sounds right.
countbassy
I thought so too
NickGeer
So is my reaction since my account would already be on minus and I have no friends.
MagicManMikeHoncho
who is her husban?
unclemeat70
Caught having an affair. He was onset at the time.
CrisisRedditor
Who was having the affair, him or her?
unclemeat70
Him
kittyanya
Medics said she overheated in the costume.
VernonLamb
Fucking thank you!
LosPer
Evidence?
unclemeat70
30 yrs as a doctor.
LosPer
Hmmmmm
DetectiveSloth
Paramedics said she was low on electrolytes
bigDUB14
She's not a plant so it's obviously fake.
aykyle
Tbf, you can go to a paramedic or doctor and say you fainted and this is what they'd say.
VernonLamb
How the fuck would they know without a metabolic panel (electrolyte blood test, done in a lab)? And medics don't violate HIPAA.
gynonurseifixyourladybits
Exactly! It's not like they have a damn mobile lab.
EasyAsAB
That would impress you?
ThatTransformersDude
Some people get off in weird ways I suppose
unclemeat70
Nope
HodgeNPodge
If you feel you are going to faint, let yourself faint. Stopping it makes it worse and you'll go down anyways. And fall forward.
daniic233
I read it as "doing a faint". This site, man.
ferventailurophile
You usually can't control how you pass out.
snufflepuffle
As someone who faints frequently, I usually have a few seconds to kneel or sit before I lose consciousness. Saves a lot of bruises
ThermoNuke
Ehh I’ve done it a couple times, like you know it’s coming because your vision begins to quickly narrow like thru a black tunnel
ThermoNuke
Tho I’m sure it’s not always that way for some people
FuckYourWainscottingCarol
Sometimes I can catch it. Just sit or lay as fast as I can, being flat out is best though.
ImHonestonhowIseethings
Do you have a second before fully faint to try and cover your head with your arms so there is less brain bounce
ImHonestonhowIseethings
Fuck. I forgot the question mark.
snufflepuffle
Sometimes. There's a confusing mess of disorienting sensations, if you're used to it you can adjust. I usually kneel and fold over into(1/2)
snufflepuffle
the fetal position until it passes. Sometimes you go down with literally no time to react, you feel your control going but can't prepare
catscatscatscat
Sometimes, but your thoughts really slow down and get confusing as you realize what is happening during that second. It is just part of it.
Quboid
You usually do, but it's tough to think straight. You can see her WTF moment, with experience you can sit down.
ferventailurophile
I've fainted a few times before. I was already down or in the process of going down so no damage. Short answer idk.
TKRBrownstone
I've actually blacked out like this before. Low blood sugar. Vision went dark and I spun around the room before falling.
Mentok
I was anemic and the world went grey on me, passing out is scurry
FuckYourWainscottingCarol
Me too, not blood sugar but fainting disorder. It's scary as fuck if you're not used to it
TKRBrownstone
It's the worst feeling ever.
FuckYourWainscottingCarol
Mm hmm . sometimes I'm not totally unconscious but can't make my body do anything. I can think "I need this" but can't say it or show it.
ilovecake
Same, except I was pregnant. Mine was low hemoglobin. Little one was a parasite and draining me of iron. Was in a store & was terrifying.
realskramz
Me too. I pretty much forgot what balance was, and apparently thought "huh i guess i'll just headbutt this closet".
TKRBrownstone
I'm sorry, but I laughed at "I guess I'll just headbutt this closet", I knocked everything off my bathroom counter after spinning around.
SirDuckOnQuack
I fell into a table and got a concussion and had a small fit or something.. Low blood sugar can be a bitch.
Trolbank
Me too. Stumbled about 30 feet down a hall before I went down.
shibaterror
Yeah that happened to me in the middle of a PF Chang’s parking lot
res20stupid
As far as I'm aware, I was a little dizzy then I dropped. I got sick the week before Christmas and as a result my cousin crashed her car.
rockfireman
Well as locking your knees if your standing. First thing I learned in choir was to never lock your knees when standing.
ImClearlyInsane
I freaked out some phlebotomists like this... Have a really bad vagus reaction to needles. They stabbed, I was like "hey uh.. im gonna pass
ImClearlyInsane
out now, kay?" and she was like.. HOLD ON- GOTTA GET OTHER PEOPLE. .. in her defense I'm a big dude.
tarzan0fcascadia8
Dont know how yall aint feelin you lows. I feel like shit when im barely low
TKRBrownstone
It hits me all at once. No warning.
FuckYourWainscottingCarol
Not everyone can until it's super low or at all. Fathers friend couldn't and got super nasty so you knew. Aunts friend died not feeling it
narcolepticturtle
Hypoglycemic here. Happens often, and it sucks every time.
Some1OnceToldMe
The only time I blacked out like this was while I was pregnant - twice as scary!!
TKRBrownstone
I bet it was, especially pregnant.
Demmayyy
I was 13 weeks working my first night shift - blacked out EIGHT TIMES!
imgurPhobia
Exact same thing happens to me, but I’m not exactly sure why. I just know it happens every time the room temperature is really hot.
nicoochie
Same here. Most of the time it's low blood sugar or I need more electrolytes. Candy or sugary drinks help when feeling meh. And a/c.
FuckYourWainscottingCarol
Heat can definitely be a trigger. It is for me for sure.
aykyle
Happens to me when I don't get enough salt. And when I stand up too fast, have to put my head between my knees
FuckYourWainscottingCarol
Yeah I'm routinely told to eat more salt. I'm nearly ready to get one of those salt wheels from the pet store and just carry it with me
MischiefMitts
So you can kiss your butt goodbye just in case?
aykyle
That and it's a good way to prevent passing out when you feel faint.
MischiefMitts
TIL!
GnarTown
My vision goes dark often and lose my sense of balance, I've never passed out though, I'm always on my feet when it ends.
SirDownvote
That's usually after you've been sitting for a long time and stand up really quick, right?
ImClearlyInsane
I tend to wake up in the middle of the night like this. I'll wake up and start looking around and I feel like a full bottle being sloshed.
GnarTown
Sometimes I'll just be standing there and it happens. But usually when I get up, ya.
comacomacomacomachameleon
Me, too. Did it at a concert. Someone caught me and sat me down in a corner.
Caspooky
That's some quick thinking!
iLikeBeerandSquirrels
Did you lick the balls, stroke the shaft, and contemplate your existence first?