MRW the company is picking up the tab at nice restaurant, and at the end the waitress asks if I'll be having desert.
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CNN actually created some fake news. The caption killed me. Sorry for the late upload.
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Happy 29th!!!!
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One man's life goal has been achieved.
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MRW I'm thinking to myself how on point imgur is today, only to remember I'm browsing my favorites.
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384
MRW someone is hovering around me while I'm grilling some steaks and they're just itching to tell me how they do it.
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481
Lucy Loose my happy girl.
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813
What happens at my pub when you get too upset over your team losing in premier league and refuse to pay your tab.
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227
MRW I'm looking over my plans for tomorrow knowing that I just took down $15 worth of Taco Bell.
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Zero f**KS given
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56
They are live streaming Rick & Morty season 3 ep.1 on the Adult Swim app as I post this. That is all.
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47
Is it just me or does this stump look slothish?
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Just some extra emphasis, or a statement on where we are as a society? You decide.
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3
MRW beer snobs launch into lengthy explanations about craft beers when all I wanna do is get drunk.
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What I imagine most Americans reaction is when they watch the GOP debates.
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What I imagine independent voters feel like during this election cycle.
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195
As a Texan what I expect the weather reports to look like in the next several weeks.
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366
That moment when you're eating pork rinds and something looks familiar.
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50
MRW I finally get up to leave from the bar and tell my friends I'm good.
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MRW I have a day off and It's a Brazzers kind of day.
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Just some solid facts. The more ya know right?
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Downvote me to oblivion could not care less, I can't stand bigots.
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MRW I order Chinese food from any restaurant and they try to read my order back to me.
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Laughed until I cried and got a cramp.
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85
That 1000 yard bacon stare.
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4
Approximately 40,000 Americans are injured by toilets each year.
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240
When Lays has taken it too far.
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458
When the SO accidentally sent the text to her cousin instead of me.
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0
647
MRW someone corrects my morning coffee order.
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192
MRW the customer in front of me at Starbucks is throwing a fit because their app scanners are down and refuses to use another form of payment. The cashier politely responds with "would you like me to change your order to water then?"
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943
MRW when the buffet suggested is legit.
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1
178
The only person who's glad I come home.
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61
Life's reaction to me when I try to life.
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526
Beach Art
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MRW when I overhear people talking about Star Wars with spoilers included.
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220
The struggle is real at the pub when you have to take your shirt off before going into battle.
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5
109
MRW when someone asks my SO whether I want mayo or miracle whip on my sandwich and she says "it doesn't matter. "
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692
I'm so sorry.
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96
MRW anything related to politics is on tv.
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148
MRW the waitress brings extra ranch and I didn't have to ask.
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161
Can we stop with the Steve Harvey crap already? At this point we can all agree on one thing...
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278
Trump voters on their way to the next white supremacy rally...I mean voter function.
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33
170
My approach with anal with the SO.
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493
Got laid off today...dealing with the only way I know how...for today anyway.
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68
When one of my relatives casually suggests maybe I shouldn't drink so much at Christmas
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When the "give a penny, take a penny" tray is empty at the gas station and I'm a penny short from getting my nicotine fix.
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3069
MRW I can't remember my password even with the hint.
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56
When I don't have clarity on the price of my Uber fare.
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667
Pretty much sums up my feelings if somehow Trump gets elected.
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