Mathstronaut

1614 pts ยท December 18, 2017


Don't listen to your owner, little plant. You're beautiful.

1 week ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I could watch this all day.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ahem. The ROSA project at NASA would like a word with you.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Does he?

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now where do I get leaded gas for my 800 pound washer?

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Kmart had layaway.

3 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

#26 broken earth trilogy.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Topologists unite! Or at least form similar, deformable shapes together...

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The columns turn into the rows, rows, rows. That's how you take the transpose, pose, pose.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, note the flat tire on the back too. He's already having a bad time. Definitely thrown a tool, screamed, or punched an inanimate thing in similar situations.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'm in Virginia... Please take me too!

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He can have all of Ohio as far as I'm concerned.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Our dog does this, but mostly to people who also have big toothy grins. I want to believe that she's mimicking them. It looks terrifying to see a 115 lb dog bare her teeth at you, but she's wagging her tail and being sweet at the same time...

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, that's enough for tonight.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The terrible thing is that it just means we're stuck in a dead end timeline. Which is possible...

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKK!!!!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As if imgur could like you any more...

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Also works for 12 = 3*4...

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Seriously true. Why do we need sucralose in protein powders? It's not protein.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#1 "He'll flip ya. Flip ya for real."

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Agreed. Last time this was posted (a couple days ago), I mentioned that mine has had 2 crops of blooms this year. A particular flower blooms once and goes limp in the morning, but many can happen. Source: mine on the porch.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I mean, once a year is kind of wrong. Mine has had 2 crops.of blooms. The first collection bloomed over a period of about a week about a month ago. The next ones will be in a few weeks.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I mean, it was RIGHT THERE!!!

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

AND PLAY GUITAR!!!

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

And that was the peak of his life. Pack it in, you can't top that.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It turns out, unborn things are actually fish.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wait a minute! Supposing two swallows carried it together?

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0