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Safi the Pomeranian ✨️
Mathstronaut
#26 broken earth trilogy.
IGotTheMusicInMe425
#19 I actually learned that babies literally don't understand that sleeping is the cure for tired. They just know that they feel like shit, that's why they need to be soothed to sleep. Poor things 😢
RalphH
#6 sooo, if that dude in blue in the middle panel would definitely a witch if he was a woman because of all those pockets, right? https://www.egscomics.com/comic/2014-05-12
zombiejedediah
#33 Translated from German.
RogueAndPeasantSlave
#26 Everything Everywhere All At Once
ImGoingToGoFallAsleepOnABench
True, but also, the prefrontal cortex NEVER stops developing, and I mean NEVER. The study suggesting that development stopped at 25 merely ran out of funding once the subjects reached 25 - follow-up studies suggest that it just...keeps going, forever, for as long as you live.
aRabidGerbil
#6 this is a cute story, but is totally false
FreeRangeToast
#33 how that one horrid coworker be looking as they show up to work in their new hat
nlmaya
#26 Silo
ForeveraKritik
#4 the magnitude of the centrifugal force experienced by rotating observers is proportional to their ANGULAR velocity, not linear. The merry-go-round and carnival ride complete a circle in a matter of seconds, while the earth takes 24 hours to do so.
ImGoingToGoFallAsleepOnABench
Moreover, the circles of the merry-go-round and carnival ride are MUCH smaller than Earth's circle - hence, less angular momentum is transferred to Earthborne passengers than to folks using those specific amusement park rides, on top of the time difference (a few minutes vs. 24 hours).
theskepticinme
Things do not spin in linear units!! #4 looks like some flat earth bullshit
ArchaeoEejit
#11 we built dick city without paywallllls
nyarlathotep777
#33 The poop looks like a toupee. I mean, most toupees look like shit, but this is the first time I’ve seen the reverse. A poop-ee.
StewedTomaters
#6 Disinformation from the witches, again. They just want you to not look in their purses and handbags. I've heard there are treats in there.
NeverDownvoteMelBrooks
#33 so whodunnit?
Ularsawa
A dog. And then the mole poops on the dogs head
Thavide
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1Y3U3cnJzNnU5dnJyZnN0cGpkMmZlZWY1MmV1eDA4ZXd4MXpjODJuMyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/WR8v3AR47fLPheKWtr/200w.webp
Ajierene
#25 itchy bumps from mosquito bites is an allergic reaction to the chemical they use as an anti coagulent, that's why some people itch more and mosquitoes seem worse outside of your area, in different areas the chemical is a little different.
Stillidsen
Thats why antihistamins work for the itch and swelling
ayers231
#26 Ummm....
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1aWh0NWtna2Y0ZHpnOTExeDNsNGdobnppcW8zOHlxMTl2Ynp1Ymx2YyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/Fbe2ZW3T9Wx7G/200w.webp
DevilsAdvocat
of all the female chosen ones you choose, you choose the one where the movie is about preventing her kid, who is spoken quite solidly as the chosen one, from being born?
not trying to downplay the badassery of sarah, but, the premise was all about now allowing her 'chosen one' kid to not exist
(this is not intended to be harsh criticism, I can see how it can be taken that way)
borgeano
Fantastically polite way of telling someone they're wrong, kudos you.
miked854
#26 everything, everywhere, all at once.
Bunhyung
#11 Move to Maine, we have no billboards (by law).
IAmOneUser
Does It has the grafitti penises?
ParrotHat
Where there are men with tools and surfaces, there is graffiti of penises.
Santac99
Or Scandinavia. We also got universal healthcare.
ArchaeoEejit
#36 I know eugenics is bad but there should be a test or something.
TheVillageGrouch9000
↑ Safi!
WholeWheatBunnyHugger
#11 few billboards throughout Irekand. Why? NO ONE, not the people, the politicians or the gov'ment would -allow- them too!
gringissimo
#26 How about a middle aged rapist who is also a leper? Stephen Donaldson has a book for you!
Evenmoreuselessname
#4 Radius 1m, 20m, 6,371,000m
colpo1011
#26 Dogma?
t9dawg
#11 what if graffiti penises is just actually Big Dick selling more dick?
t9dawg
CookyMonster42
#4 you don't feel speed, you feel changes in velocity. Earths velocity doesn't change so you don't feel it. Also the atmosphere moves with the earth, don't spread flat earth bullshit please
duktayp
#1 Shirley we've learned much, and are totally prepared for any new epidemic or pandemic
FckleberryFarms
We've learned that literal convicted felons can somehow run the show - again - to murder more people with incompetence, negligence, and fuckwittery with 0 consequences.
Iaimtomisbehave
WHO says she killed 88 people world wide the last 7 days: (Like they say Muddville "Next batter!")
toobiwanyoulisten
I know the content is horrible but goddamn is the delivery sexy
sweateryams
#8 it's Adam Sandler everyday for me.
AtmaDarkwolf
I somehow don't get the joke, but I DO notice the dude in the mirror...
sweateryams
Every pic of him when he's not on set he's dressed like this.
AtmaDarkwolf
so we judging for dressing for comfort? LOL
sweateryams
Who's judging?
Kommissar00Schneider
#34 proud to say I am the Disappeared Friend! So mysterious, so elusive. My friends from categories 1-3 wondering what marvellous things childless me is up to all the time (drinking iced lattes and lying in bed with my cats 24/7)
nothingunused
Believe it or not, friends, it is possible to go out and to interesting and fun things and not livestream it or immediately post photos to social media about it. Some people do things for themselves, not for internet strangers and imaginary points.
chaylar
None of my friends are the other three. I think we are all the disappeared friends.
DeepSpaceNetwork
Disappeared while running to the end of the world!
BeingABotIsRad
Y'all should probably not drink while lying down.
TKpotato
I have no friends so perhaps someone, somewhere, considers me to be their number 4
BlindMeach
You got one now:)
NakedGayStoner
Two.
Cactus21
#1 *ebola enters the chat*
firefighter26
Measles "hey guys, what's up?"
just4thelolz
I'm so antisocial I didn't even have covid yet. Secret life hack.
imakesoap
I’ve never had it either. I read one time that if you haven’t had Covid by now, you don’t have any friends, and I think that’s rather fitting lol
NeverDownvoteMelBrooks
Username might have an affect
Cactus21
I got it initially in Jan 2020 before it was even called covid. It was still mostly headlines about china. I DEFINITELY do not want ebola though - or hanta for that matter
Santac99
People die too fast of Ebola for it to be a world wide problem. It’s a problem in w Africa.
PballQhead
I was living in NYC during the 2016(?) outbreak and one of the infected doctors lived three blocks from me. I only found this out because I was picking up some dry cleaning and the nice lady said "Did you hear about the doctor with Ebola? He has clothes here right now!"
I mean, I knew it wasn't transmissible that way but I was still a little WTF…
ToenailClippingsJar
Tell that to the Dutch person admitted to hospital under the suspicion of Ebola.. in the Netherlands.
Any disease can travel anywhere within a day nowadays. Nobody is safe from any disease anymore.
nasukkin
On one hand yes, but on the other I doubt that people are going to start setting fires to hospital buildings in the Netherlands because the hospital didn't permit the public direct access to infected corpses. Culture and the prevalence of modern scientific education is relevant to the spread of Ebola.
ToenailClippingsJar
I agree, but it does go to show that people can travel quickly to the reaches of the planet, and potentially infect people along the way.
Not fearmongering, but I remember the response when Covid hit in China and the blasé response around the world. Until it spread FAST.