MagmaCarta

815165 pts · December 29, 2019


"Well, I don't know how many years on this Earth I got left. I'm gonna get real weird with it." Just a random dude using dark humor to mask my insecurities, anxiety, depression, and catastrophism. Plus I'm hilarious, so don't hate. If you have somehow formed an opinion of me, I can assure you that it is wrong. I've got benefits, if anyone needs a friend. Unapologetically Philadelphian. The only red hat I wear is for the Phillies. All hail Gritty: https://i.imgur.com/ZkjsSTN.jpg In case you were driven here by blind butthurt rage over a comment I've made, to the point of coming to my page to downvote every post and comment I've ever made, please consider the following points: https://i.imgur.com/aML57vF.jpg https://i.imgur.com/qeVdy92.gif https://i.imgur.com/jXt5LiU.mp4 https://i.imgur.com/19Jabd3.jpeg and https://i.imgur.com/sFRN0Fo.gif "I spend most of my time either excited or nervous, or a weird combination of both. Shortly followed by brief periods of exhaustion." "Always hopeful, yet discontent. He knows changes aren't permanent. But change is." https://youtu.be/auLBLk4ibAk "Live, brave one. Fight those internal storms and win, brave one. Weather those wounds and rise once again, fly once again. For too long, you’ve lay in darkness." https://youtu.be/6uJoN_I9ebQ Random compliments and endorsements I've been given, without any context whatsoever: - "I appreciate you, Volcano Friend." - "(I like your name) It sounds like it sets a set of laws directed at a governing party of melted earth." - "Your name made me say 'magma' out loud at the office. In the Dr. Evil voice." - "You W⚓️" - "You're definitely one of the ones I can rely on for a good comment, lol. Keep up the good work! Deserving of a gold star ⭐ " - "I like your username... Royal charters of rights. So hot right now." - "so are you just any old document made out of molten rock, or like, a specific one that's like, the precursor to democracy but molten rock?" - "I cannot believe you inferred my root meme through so little text. You're a hero." - "I bet you've never worked an honest day in your life." In closing, I'd like to ask you to be a little bit less of an asshole tomorrow than you were today. Do your part to make the world better. Wow... you made it this far, huh? Okay... um... then send recipes (both food and cocktail), lêwds, or pets I guess? I do have a Discord, so ask nicely and I will share. To date, only nine people have made it this far.

Hail to the King, Baby. Fuck Cancer.

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No One Really Cares About Spotify Wrapped

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I'm Trying. But I'm Tired, Boss...

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Happy Ash Wednesday

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Happy 4/20

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Participate! Mandatory Fun!

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Now I Heard There Was a Secret Cord

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It Is Absolutely Fucking Okay

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"In Darkest Times, Hope Is Something You Give Yourself."

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A Lot of Talk, You Say? Heavens.

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There Goes Another One

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Stage 4 is The Cryptkeeper

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HOLY SHIT I GOT NOTIFICATIONS AGAIN

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I Start Every Morning

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23andMe Files for Bankruptcy

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Good Morning, Generation X

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Lore of the Things

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Posting This With Zero Context

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Love Everyone Unconditionally

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When Two Train Wrecks Meet on the Same Track

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Kids Gonna Learn Tonight

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Um... What?

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The Force Is Chaotic In This One

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In Celebration Of My 5 Year Cake Day, I Am Giving Back to the Imgur Community

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My Favorite Mug for Mug Monday

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"Playing our #1 hit: Sweet KKKaroline!"

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Back Safety During Spooky Season

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Mini Gritty Appreciation Post

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East Bound & Down, Loaded Up & Truckin'

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Fuck You, Santa

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Is This My 16th Favorite?

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My Hobbies: Collecting Memes & Collecting Trophies

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My Halloween Tradition

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Positive Vibes Mini Dump

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I'm Not Vanilla, I Just Have...

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Wholesale Confession Bear

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Just a Trophy

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Taking Some "Me" Time

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About as Pleasant as a Virtual Nut-Tap. Venting Here Because I Can't Anywhere Else.

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Support Your Local Front Line and Essential Workers

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There Goes the Philadelphia Vote

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A Jawn of Grittys

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Great Googly Moogly!

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Happy Mother's Day

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May the Fou- No

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Sundays are for Confessions

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Really? Right in front of my Request to Make A Folder full of "Really? Right In Front of My..." memes?

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Happy St. Hat-Trick's Day

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Me, Scrolling Through Usersub on July 29th

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Its Dangerous To Measure Alone - Take This

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Take Five, Everyone

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Sometimes I Hate Phone Screen Interviews

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"Plz, call me dad." Gritty got game.

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My Favorite Mug

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It's Ash Wednesday, my dudes

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Hopes Dashed

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Another Happy Pizza Day to Andrew Tate!

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A little SciFi for your cyberdeck, chummer?

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Christmas Selfie Confession

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Let's All Celebrate A New Holiday.

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