MagmaCarta

817088 pts · December 29, 2019


"Well, I don't know how many years on this Earth I got left. I'm gonna get real weird with it." Just a random dude using dark humor to mask my insecurities, anxiety, depression, and catastrophism. Plus I'm hilarious, so don't hate. If you have somehow formed an opinion of me, I can assure you that it is wrong. I've got benefits, if anyone needs a friend. Unapologetically Philadelphian. The only red hat I wear is for the Phillies. All hail Gritty: https://i.imgur.com/ZkjsSTN.jpg In case you were driven here by blind butthurt rage over a comment I've made, to the point of coming to my page to downvote every post and comment I've ever made, please consider the following points: https://i.imgur.com/aML57vF.jpg https://i.imgur.com/qeVdy92.gif https://i.imgur.com/jXt5LiU.mp4 https://i.imgur.com/19Jabd3.jpeg and https://i.imgur.com/sFRN0Fo.gif "I spend most of my time either excited or nervous, or a weird combination of both. Shortly followed by brief periods of exhaustion." "Always hopeful, yet discontent. He knows changes aren't permanent. But change is." https://youtu.be/auLBLk4ibAk "Live, brave one. Fight those internal storms and win, brave one. Weather those wounds and rise once again, fly once again. For too long, you’ve lay in darkness." https://youtu.be/6uJoN_I9ebQ Random compliments and endorsements I've been given, without any context whatsoever: - "I appreciate you, Volcano Friend." - "(I like your name) It sounds like it sets a set of laws directed at a governing party of melted earth." - "Your name made me say 'magma' out loud at the office. In the Dr. Evil voice." - "You W⚓️" - "You're definitely one of the ones I can rely on for a good comment, lol. Keep up the good work! Deserving of a gold star ⭐ " - "I like your username... Royal charters of rights. So hot right now." - "so are you just any old document made out of molten rock, or like, a specific one that's like, the precursor to democracy but molten rock?" - "I cannot believe you inferred my root meme through so little text. You're a hero." - "I bet you've never worked an honest day in your life." In closing, I'd like to ask you to be a little bit less of an asshole tomorrow than you were today. Do your part to make the world better. Wow... you made it this far, huh? Okay... um... then send recipes (both food and cocktail), lêwds, or pets I guess? I do have a Discord, so ask nicely and I will share. To date, only nine people have made it this far.

Undercover husky

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PTGDump: A Birthday Dump of Spicy Favorites

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Aw. Poor baby

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Dumps of Unusual Size 86: Wallpapers - Art, Part Eight

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Does anyone know if this will actually work, or is it slop

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Diagnose me

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Just nope.

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Really enjoying the shower

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Google Starts Scanning Your Photos—3 Billion Users Must Now Decide

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One eyed animal

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Belgian Malinois are .. well .. special

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Bruce is happy when getting pets, not happy when not getting pets

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Fur-real joy…

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Cuteness Overload :)

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Doggos need affection too

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I think Marvel is trying to tell us something.

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Ohhh, what now?

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Lucy likes to bring things to show her human when they take a bath

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Bandit is a stubborn golden retriever who doesn’t want to go home just yet

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Such a distinguished gentleman

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More the merrier

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trying to seduce Batman

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I close your laptop

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Learn to cook, eat better for less

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Sincere BSOD

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dog

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Dumps of Unusual Size 87: Wallpapers - Art, Part Nine

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This is Cooper and he gets very excited when Dad gets home from work.

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MTV launched in 1981. Christ I feel old. And i remember most of these videos. Especially Video killed the radio star.

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The Dog Days of August are here.....

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Red Card. Screencap and keep on phone

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Meme dump 638: rainy day

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Dumps of Unusual Size 88: Wallpapers - Art, Part Ten

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It's Wednesday - Posting This In Honor Of The FSM (Flying Spaghetti Monster)

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Dog talk

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Violent brawl live

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Happy Sammy

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cuddle puddle

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The journey of a Dark Mage

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Burano

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Holly is upset because mom took too long to deliver her nap time moo cow

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New Pokemon!

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I love how unhinged Gritty is

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BELLY RUUUUUBSS-why you sto-BELLY RUUUUUBS

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I managed to survive with the last post. Let's see how this one does.

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When you accidentally make your golden’s release word a forehead kiss

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Besties

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The tap at the end.

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A day in the life, March 2, 2025, Regensburg by night

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Very happy dog getting sprayed with a hose

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repost

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Dreamy moment

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Hugs

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I want this job

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No wear.  Only throw!

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Hurry

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El triangulo

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Step 1:  Neutralize the enemy

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“The betrayal is bath-ening.”

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