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G081
I spit my tea out, how about a little warning ‼️
JackingMeHoff
You nailed it!
GeneralPrower
Is stage 4 Joan Rivers or Cher?
kbone
Like a Pokémon that evolves with a crack rock
Illinifan88
Rejected pokemon evolutions.
BoudinforScale
Trump, not even once.
Ultratoxic
It's the "maiden, mother, and crone" trailer park edition. They'll tell you your future for a scratchers ticket and a baggie of meth.
Kellibrew87
3 Dumb Cs
CatSparkleBreaker
"it's just a little bit of fun on the weekends," to "I can quit any time, " to "no, you ran over my catalytic converter, I was just retrieving it."
TooSoonOldTooLateSmart
I probably should not say this, but Doug Emhoff's ex wife looks like Kellyanne. Note, Kerstin Emhoff supports Kamala.
clint23185
Hate is ugly no matter what you look like.
csiscotty13
1. Not yet used a lot 2. Being used. 3. Used too much, thrown away
Mr21782Man
That's not by accident.
surroundedbytwits
Toxic
FlintNorth44
randomstringofletters
I would please Tommy in every way. Consent to making a passionate sweet hate-fuck. I’d risk the biscuit and not pull out Then I’d blame immigrants, the Middle East, and deny her an abortion, send our hate-child to a private school where the Ten Commandments are plastered everywhere…
MagmaCarta
There is (or at least, was) erotic fanfiction about a tryst with Ann Coulter..I recall it centered around having sex in a very uncomfortable place.
TheElliotPage
when I started acting, i heard this story: Kirk Douglas (who was Jewish,) was once on a date with some actress who was REALLY anti-semetic (maybe Marlene Dietrich? i forget, sorry) & going on & on about the Jews, so, later they had sex, & after they were done, he shouted in her face "You f__ked a JEWWW! You f__ked a JEWWWW!"
PTK74
They share one more thing, a single brain cell.
charondaboatman
To be honest, it looks more like heroin.
SergeyPrkl
Looks more like Heroin to me. But what's with the blonde clones?
MagmaCarta
Fox News has a type
SergeyPrkl
Yeah, i think i have seen a pic here previously with, like, 30 individuals that all are this blonde type clones.
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Hoop66
Don't mock KellyAnne's appearance. The poor woman is being woken by 3 ghosts almost every night.
hellospacemonkey
I heard from a reliable source that Ann Coulter died 10 years ago and her body is still decomposing: /gallery/shes-rage-avatar-GVBzKLE
DrewThe3DPrinterGuy
You don't insult the cryptkeeper like that!
bipolarmom83
Suggestions for better insult
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TheElliotPage
well... people like the Cryptkeeper...
woozle
blaghart
Is that Tommi "I tried to say abortion was good and got cancelled by my own supporters for it" Lahren?
ImmortalChild
Tammy Lasagna coming in stupid with the dumbest shit to say about everything.
potentiallyunsafe
If Ann Coulter is here, who is out guarding our crops??
iquestionthepinappleeveryday
I’ve only ever seen her get owned by Pete Davidson and I’d not put him in charge of a house plant, so I’d guess the crops are fucked.
potentiallyunsafe
Only by Pete Davidson? You know there was more to that show right?
HufflePuffPuff
Jimmy Carr told her to kill herself, it was hilarious.
DVSBSTrD
She calls herself a polemicist, but most people call her a cunt!
TheElliotPage
well, Ann made the crops jump up & run like hell it was amazing to see!
zombywoof68
You leave Mrs. Skeletor alone!
deadpool381
As a feminist I can’t support this joke. As a hater of Ann Coulter I’m delighted by it
ThaEnder
What does being a feminist have to do with that joke?
ChocolateCookieAndFudge
I don't get it either and I hope I can call myself a feminist. The comment is calling her a scarecrow, it's not a sexist slur. It might be insulting to the scarecrow though.
deadpool381
That was Jewell’s joke about Ann Coulter at the same roast
medimr
It still amazes me that Coulter hasn't been caught up in a transvestigation, given how insane these people have become.
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EroticZombiePants
I think they are all secretly turned on by her having the biggest adam's apple in the World.
TheElliotPage
yes, but then we see her face...
TheSilverSeraph
As soon as she says something not batshit right-wing crazy, they will turn on her. Just like how they eat the faces of anyone showing any sign of weakness (eg how they turned on Andrew Tate)
TheElliotPage
once Trump was mad @ Fox News because they had to tell the truth about him, so I went on their website, & every comment was "Trump is right." "Fox has ALWAYS been liberal!" "I've ALWAYS hated Fox News!" ...I just laughed