InspectorA5

11588 pts ยท April 18, 2019


Structural fire fighting procedures applied to wildland fires only kill budgets, trucks, and firefighters. Call Australia.

16 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 10

The whole continent burns every year. It only weeds out the weak.

16 hours ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

July 29th is over... and yet I still dare to ask... explain please.

16 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The aliens have destroyed the white house, congress and the senate.. 90% U.S. Federal & state government killed. Weirdly, took their families as well. Uh. Said.. these people give all their money to taxes.

1 day ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ah yes, "superior water quality"

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#15 exactly how id hope a Canadian to react. .. Sabertooth too.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Meanwhile the apostles for the church of Satan are waiting until Friday to break out their fishnet stockings (shocker: they're big tiddied, goth cat girls who just want you to go away.

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No. You know something. Downvote. I KNOW, RIGHT? THAT is the size of ass presented here. Boo.

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Manhattan... KANSAS.? Like.. 140 miles from the Winchesters bunker in Lebanon?

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Leak the location and timeline of Jeffery Epstein's most attended private isanld party to cartels, Venezuela, Al Queda, ISIS and dozen other extremist groups in early 2006, coordinate seaborn attack with all these coming ashore as all the celebrity pedophiles are mid-molest. Include TV broadcast to world to show what America rich depravity is but before it can go live, George W. Bush authorities mass B-52 action to effectively level the island back into the sea. No survivors. Thoughts &prayers

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

About 11 minutes longer than it takes to identify and secure pedophiles, corrupt CEOs, and bankers from their previous lives into prison starting as their reborn children selves; serving 99 life sentences requires a minimum lifespan of 80 years. Punishment eternal.

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Too late.

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Have you MET the IMGUR community? Like 82% on-spectrum here..

5 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Bingo, exactly correct. Pavement engineers strive for 6,000 pounds per tire on such loads or less.

6 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes.

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As another Paul whom is also of Texas.. dude.. had me in the first half. Good on you Texas Paul, no contest on the name. God of your choice bless you.

6 days ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 2

Wait til they learn 'bout the bunnies.

1 week ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Ha ha ha! For the "first" time. Lolz.

Y'all ain't never seen squirrels get REAL hungry.

1 week ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

#2 #2. You want.. ME... to care for... MYSELF?

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Vive de MEXICO!

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The big guy's not gonna take this well.

1 week ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

Depends on the aliens. Independence Day? Don don.
Earth Girls are Easy.. I'm gonna say Tom Holland has a shot at ambassador.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A new harbinger of doom has been chosen. The traveller has come!

1 week ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

(Quoth Darth Vader) - "All I am surrounded by is FEAR.. and DEAD MEN!"

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They do move in herds...

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The spell shall be carved upon the stone. Written in runes and clutter of bones. In time of need, the words read clear. Speak these words and call me near. The the vail has cloaked my moral form, upon your call I shall reform. Let those who threat and power abuse know the name of damnations muse.

Jerry, Jerry, JERRY, JERRY JERRY JEERY!

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pepper spray in the laundromat dryer with their underwear does not do good things. It stays in the machine and contaminates every load that follows.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

deflagrate, deflagrate, deflagrate, deflagrate, deflagrate, deflagrate, deflagrate, deflagrate, deflagrate, deflagrate, deflagrate, deflagrate... (pauses chant to check length of clip).. YYYYEEEAAHHH DEFLAGRATE!

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

... so far..

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0