IStartConversationsAndThenGetBoredWithMyOwnPoint

3291 pts ยท November 1, 2014


Much like Google in 2001 a friend told me about this site and said it was gonna be something. Well, I've been clicking Next in User-Sub since 2012 and now I got no where else to go.

Your title for comedy sake, kinda like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BetHq6fQ8CQ For real though, it's usually subtle. A snide comment left in a dubious grey area to where if it's called out or you take offense then it's exclaimed that you are overacting and don't get the 'joke'.

Examples My grandmother looking at a hotel parking lot and sees POC. "Lets look for somewhere else."
My counsin commenting on a grocerystore employee sitting "Hes gettin' a lot of work done there aint he?"

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Sometimes I find a small bill in a pocket or wherever and instead of spending it I'll hide it again; I'll eventually forget and then 'discover' it again. For one, it's always nice to find money and on the otherhand it's nice to play hide-and-go seek with myself. 20+ years.

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You speak the tru-tru. Love animals but this is but one location of the hundreds of the day and yes I do want to but no; I'd rather drop your package and gtfo. "Oh its fine, they're friendly" ehhh.

1 month ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

I bet that cat will tolerate belly rubs.

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

If you work hard at something and win, good job. If you put effort into a thing and place to even compete, good job. If you bitch and moan that someone excels at something you can't do then work hard at it or STFU. Hotdog eating contestants have more decorum for the craft than these internet warriors.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There are many examples of history of mythological people my friend; source: The Bible; Virgil; Stephen King; any non-fiction

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I have no issue with WOC actors playing a role but the history is wrong here. Trojan war was millennia before the Seljuk Turks migrated from the Asian steppe so Troy was never in "Turkey" and Helen was from the Hellenes. The ruins are and her bone dust I guess if she ever existed at all.

3 months ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 1

I assume you were 18 years old by the comment. You can talk about it; ping if you do on pvt; I agree.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You got time. Don't put it on a pedestal. Quality over quantity; quickies get one another through the day and if optioned for one it's not 'for you' so get in the mood or face consequence. Don't assume a request or kink means you do it everytime (to tell the wife the finger finder is fun but :|). Porn isn't intimentcy nor is a hollywood love scene; sometimes you cramp or slip or there are unexpected sounds. Having fun is key; your partner was born with toys and so were you so share.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did this, once I got older some kids 'bombarded' my car through the bushes with snowballs. 20ish somethings got out and we went MADMAX run down on them to get them back. GET THEM, THEIR BLOOD WILL BE OUR LOTION. We caught em and I bet one had a sweeker get into the pants. Snowball fight ensued for 10 minutes. End result, fellas, don't do that to cars. Response: OK SIR!!! Will or won't kids learn; some don't...not yours let it go and take the opportunity to fuck with em.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Cotton chicken candy nuggets...I got more of a Ducktales theme goin'...here in Duck-burg.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ne1 gives you grief for a crutch can go pound sand. Condescendingly "Oh I quit cold turkey look at my fortitude!" Ok fucker I never had to study for tests, Jim never had to warm up before a race and wins. We all got things we can do and things we need assistance with.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

YUP! In healthcare where I can give you an estimated cost typically goes like that. And what you patients do is yell at me and ask me why. The why is I am giving you a choice to walk away or commit; it is not an argument I am able to solve. I work in healthcare, not for insurance; I don't even work for billing with my company. Leave me alone and talk to the robot they set up for you to talk to. We're pissed too.

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I was on base for that. Bud was discharging and I was there to help him pack and road trip home. Ft Hood is a small city unto itself but as I am parked outside some admin building waiting he comes running out. "We gotta go cause this base is about to be locked down! Somebody is shooting it up!" "Bullshit, right?" Then the motorcade of MP vehicles fly by. Oh, ok yeah. No idea the proximity due to the size I referenced but it is surreal to have some relative involvement. Peace unto the victims.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Unleash the fury Mitch; unleash the fury. C'mon Mitch, eat him.

5 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Doom 3 theme. Collaborated with Tool Lateralus...listen to Tool's titular track and it and ... huh

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

IDK why I am choosing this particular comment to critique 'balls' as a euphemism for courage and I agree with the sentiment but how about: her sparkling ovaries place his, at best average, mediocre balls to absolute shame. There, I feel better now. -A dude with balls.

7 months ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 4

Just double checked...there is no language, inherent or otherwise, in Article II of the US Constitution that has any section the reads to the respect of "protecting US personnel during execution of warrants". As it is mightily vague there may be some precedent set I am unaware of but that's not what this idiot is invoking; by saying "likely" and "inherent" in specifically US-Con A-II where no language exists this asshole is either A) Too lazy to read two pages or B) Thinks you are.

7 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Oh, that's what that chair's for? Learn something new everyday.

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Simba

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wouldn't even straddle that let alone put a part of myself in it. Look up the Bolton Strid, it's nightmare fuel. Only a few feet wide and calm at the surface but is so deep the undercurrent will suck you down in an instant and deposit you in an eroded underwater hollow; it's a blackhole.

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thats...actually true in a since it's inception BP has attracted the people into those positions into having, not productive jobs per-se, relatively well paying job attached with the minor sense of prestige that fed-LE provides. The biggest opponent then was, you guessed it, farmers for, right again, money not rarely altruism. So you're totally right about it being about the job but it depends on where the individual stands on what is considered 'productive' work. ICE is a jobs program for WS.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey, I am glad he did too. There is a difference between being a daddy and a father. Fathers are the equipment, daddies are the commitment.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

When 25% of the grade is homework and the house is not a conducive environment for completing said homework don't: "You have a C but you score so well on tests, you really need to apply yourself better. Also, we need to talk about your level of attention to your chores, and your boss called...keep this up and you won't be doing sports in the spring." Uh huh.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I guess it can effect people differently; my remark on sleeping-it-off comes from an attempted instance to pass-out due to exhaustion but the inability to do so because the carnival was only in it's 2nd act. However, I have trouble getting to sleep sober as well so psilocybin may exacerbate that issue with me. Sucks it's a waste for you though but I guess getting a nap in isn't the worst outcome that can happen.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

> snacks prepped. After your last dose and depending how many you take it can take hours to come down after peak and forget shutting your eyes to sleep it off because the light show doesn't stop with your eyes closed. Walls breathe, art comes alive, woodgrain melts, beams of light shoot out of random places to the beat of the music, grass and trees sway. Be prepared to look 'inward'. The after effects can be feelings of mild depression and mental exhaustion but also personal catharsis.

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Take 0.5-1g per 30-45 minutes, add similar amounts as desired over the same intervals for a level and prolonged experience. There are some factors that I will be terse on specifics but, generally at this rate, you'll feel an onset at that time after the first dose and can choose to stop if it's uncomfortable. The onset is much like drunkeness and you'll peak off the first dose in between hour 1-2 (depends). Listen to music and look at art. Best to stay home if it's your first time and have>

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0