IKeepCheeseInMyPocket

405 pts ยท January 20, 2026


I put drinking water or diesel in them, for the apocalypse scenario

6 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd like to stop just 1 thing ...... my first inhale :/

6 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Pineapple and dragons? Well, now you have to!

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've invited them in, I had a religious upbringing and I know the book...... there is never a second visit by the same people

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm hoping Morgan Freeman will narrate

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you do missionary work my way, I'd invite you in for a coffee... much more pleasant than the bible thumpers I usually get

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Totally stealing this!

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Built like my wife :)

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

The parts that should hold still are held rather still, the parts that need to move can move freely

4 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That's a .......... very different category of internet

4 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Easy there Mr vice president

5 days ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

The ones near the Vancouver public library have learned that if they shit on your food you will throw it out ..... now it's a tactic

6 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#8 I showed this to my wife..... she wept openly

6 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Fuck yeah Pam!

1 week ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

I like when pretty girls can make me smarter

1 week ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 1

The best part - never needs batteries, always is on the table next to your bed (even if you have moved it), and local missionaries now avoid the house!

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

EWOKS ARE EVIL!
Do you think they just happened to have spare clothes in Leias size? They wear pelts, did you see any textiles being made? And they were all ready to BBQ up the guys until Leia interrupted ..... get them up to galaxy level tech, they would be right there sithing it up!

1 week ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

No, cat

1 week ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Spit out my coffee reading this!

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Your friends should stay home, and make babies..... preferably manchild

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#5 I'm sure I saw these guys open for Pantera years ago
\m/

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Same thing I thought when I first met my now wife :)

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Fuck to the yes
Gonna look for this

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Every time I eat Indian food

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#2 I expected nothing left but bones after the chicks were finished

2 weeks ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

No kink shaming!

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Minor tussle over an island..... no fatalities, but we won

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What is this from?

4 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh damn that is awesome! Thanks!

4 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Warm in the winter, shade in the summer
Fur shure

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